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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:19:41 No.27826019 View View Reply Original Report

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animals that don't deserve being made into Pokémon

I'll start. House centipedes.

they're gross and scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:20:42 No.27826035 Report

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>>27826019
These things run rampant all over my house I hate them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:21:29 No.27826045 Report

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>>27826019
But they actually help get rid of spiders and other pests despite being the spawn of satan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:24:39 No.27826087 Report

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>>27826045
This.
But remember too that spiders get rid of lots of flies and mosquitoes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:24:44 No.27826088 Report

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>>27826045
So do cats. Just buy a cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:25:37 No.27826105 Report

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>>27826019
Fuck these things so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:25:46 No.27826111 Report

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>>27826087
and they don't crawl up your orifices while you're asleeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:26:19 No.27826118 Report

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>>27826087
True.
>>27826088
Not true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:26:22 No.27826120 Report

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>>27826087
I read jumping spiders kill bigger spiders by jumping and biting them then falling back like little ninjas and jumping spiders can't pierce the skin of humans plus if you look passed the creep factor they're kinda cute

>>27826088
As much as i agree not everyone wants to take care or has time to maintain a pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:28:59 No.27826157 Report

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>>27826019
OP, you are triggering the shit out of me. Please spoiler that shit. I'm 99% I have an actual phobia for those assholes. I literally shivered seeing that pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:29:11 No.27826158 Report

Quoted By: >>27826213

>>27826120
Well, unless you're living in the jungle or in Australia, no spider can harm you or get into you mouth.
Think about it : you're a spider.
You're crawling somewhere to find a prey.
Then, you're seeing a huge cavity where hot as fuck air keeps coming out and that stinks as hell. i.e.: a mouth
Why the fuck would you want to get there ?

guy

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guy Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:30:23 No.27826185 Report

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>>27826045
>I'll rather jump 5 feet into a pool of magma then jump 50 feet off a cliff
Pick your poison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:30:47 No.27826193 Report

Quoted By: >>27826231

>>27826157
It's just a picture faggot.
I know phobias are hard to live but come the fuck on, I used to phobic of spiders and when I documented myself on these, I realized they were harmless as fuck in my geographical zone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:30:52 No.27826194 Report

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>>27826088
Cats aren't going to help with smaller pests like bed bugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:31:24 No.27826202 Report

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>>27826185
Woops, forgot to take off my name

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:31:41 No.27826204 Report

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>>27826088
I love cats but my cats don't do shit to bugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:32:21 No.27826213 Report

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>>27826158
Not true brown recluse spiders are everywhere and they have a 40% chance of being fatal when they bite you the other 60% will rot your skin all kinds of fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:32:37 No.27826218 Report

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>>27826194
No, doing your laundry and cleaning your room does though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:33:18 No.27826227 Report

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Dolphins. They're psychotic, gross rape machines with creepy permanent grins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:33:29 No.27826231 Report

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>>27826193
>implying phobias are rational
That's literally what phobias are, irrationality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:34:22 No.27826240 Report

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>>27826227
My spirit animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:35:13 No.27826249 Report

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>>27826213
>living in usa
But okay, spiders will totally attack you without any reason.
Plus they only live in south usa.
And even so, you have 48 hours to take care of it unless you have the shittest body system ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:36:15 No.27826268 Report

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>>27826231
>conveniently forgetting the part about how they're curable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:36:26 No.27826273 Report

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>>27826204
Have fun finding carcasses, skin sheds and feces everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:37:47 No.27826289 Report

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>>27826019
Every day I thank any greater power that'll listen that these fuckers aren't a thing in my country

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:38:52 No.27826302 Report

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>>27826289
What's your country ? I'm sure I can find worse where you live.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:39:02 No.27826308 Report

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>>27826194
Are you suggesting people should let CENTIPEDES run around in their BEDS eating bugs?
Nigga there's no chance in hell I'm ever allowing that bug anywhere near my house. Let me tell you a story
>be on vacation in a rented house near the beach
>having a great time, there's bbqs every night and it's chill
>one day I'm starting the fire in the grill and notice a noise
>bzzz bzzzz bzzzzz BZZZZZZ
>what the fuck
>go around the place and find a god damn wasp nest
Pic related
>it's in the starting phase, only a mum with kids
>wait for her to leave to get food or construction material
>spray poison all over the place
>later hose the entire shit and destroy it with a stick
GO BUILD YOUR SHIT ELSEWHERE CUNT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:39:15 No.27826313 Report

Quoted By: >>27826937

Fuck these guys. There better not be a single styrofoam Pokémon in my life time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:39:52 No.27826326 Report

Quoted By: >>27826387

Bottle-nosed dolphins
Gray wolves
Velociraptors

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:39:55 No.27826327 Report

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>>27826194
I don't think anything can help you with bed bugs once you get them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:41:56 No.27826360 Report

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>>27826045
Spiders are friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:42:24 No.27826370 Report

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>>27826360
Nooooo thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:43:06 No.27826387 Report

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>>27826326
Hey man wolves are cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:44:10 No.27826407 Report

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>>27826370
Spiders are friends!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:46:18 No.27826439 Report

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>>27826407
>that bald abdomen
That Goliath is a kicking asshole and I wouldn't want him and his urticating hairs within two meters of me or my games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:46:31 No.27826444 Report

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>>27826360
Most house spiders can and will get inside your eardrum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:46:36 No.27826445 Report

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>>27826360
No you fucking fag. They are bros. Just look at how comfy she is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:48:29 No.27826472 Report

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>>27826444

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:48:59 No.27826483 Report

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>centipedes all over new office
>fighting a losing battle
>suddenly stop showing up
>find a behind cat's liter
>pretty sure spider has been keeping centipedes in check

Thanks spider-bro!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:50:11 No.27826502 Report

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>>27826360
That's a Sicarius considered to be *the* worst spider on Earth to be bitten by. No antivenin exists or anything since (unless you buy a pet one) they live out in the desert.

Even though they ain't aggressive I'd reserve that friendship for other species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:51:52 No.27826528 Report

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>>27826502
It won't bite if you're friends with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:52:09 No.27826531 Report

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>>27826302
The U.K. All we have are scorpions and only people down south have to deal with that shit. All we have up here in the north is spiders.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:52:44 No.27826542 Report

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>>27826045

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:53:16 No.27826554 Report

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>>27826268
>implying that's easy and not long as fuck a process

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:54:08 No.27826569 Report

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>>27826542
Remove centipede

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:55:42 No.27826611 Report

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>>27826531
http://www.uksafari.com/centipedes.htm
enjoy.
But next time I'm going to UK I may bring a couple of nice critters i won't actually do it and please never do it ever for any species or country

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:55:54 No.27826620 Report

Quoted By: >>27826640 >>27864736

These things are total bros. They kill spiders, bees, mosquitoes, roaches, and termites.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:56:05 No.27826624 Report

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The deep sea is full of horrors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:56:08 No.27826625 Report

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>>27826554
>I have a problem
>everyone has to bend to my irrational thoughts instead of me putting in effort to fix it
tumblr is that way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:56:20 No.27826630 Report

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>>27826542
Dont get me wrong I'll still kill the damn things if i see one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:56:44 No.27826640 Report

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>>27826620
>they kill bees
nooooooooooooooo.com

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:57:16 No.27826652 Report

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>>27826249
Some spiders attack you out of fear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:57:38 No.27826659 Report

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>>27826624
don't post pics of your mom online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:57:44 No.27826665 Report

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>>27826624
Yeah but people don't give a fuck as people don't live in deep sea. Well, usually they don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:57:47 No.27826667 Report

Quoted By: >>27828022

What is Scolipede Guyse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:58:56 No.27826693 Report

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>>27826624
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG DELETE THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:59:03 No.27826697 Report

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>>27826554
As someone who had a serious phobia of bees that got to the point where I would refuse to go anywhere where I have previously seen a bee or wasp and would freeze in terror from seeing any small flying insect, I can assure you losing a phobia is much easier than many people make it seem. All it took me, was forcing myself to look at pictures of bees and wasps every once in a while for a few months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:59:28 No.27826703 Report

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>>27826624
I sware that shit is THE alien from the first movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 15:59:31 No.27826704 Report

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>>27826659
So they'd have a reason. If you ever spot ANY animal that might or not kill you and you don't want it to attack you, don't look it in the eyes and calmly go the opposite way.
Works mostly all the time unles you're unlucky enough to encounter a rabid animal or are stupid enough to go onto territorial animal's turf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:00:55 No.27826732 Report

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>>27826704
thanks for the free (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:00:58 No.27826735 Report

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>>27826611
yeah we have those but they're tiny and not horrifying, not like the disgusting hell beasts places in the US get

I have them in my vegetable patch and they eat the pests so they're bros

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:01:23 No.27826748 Report

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>>27826693
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:06:11 No.27826807 Report

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>>27826444
>source: your ass
Cockroaches are the number one bug that gets into people's ears, and even that's incredibly rare.

Furthermore, the eardrum is a membrane. So unless you've already jabbed a giant hole in it with a q-tip like a dumbass, nothing's going to get behind it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:06:18 No.27826809 Report

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>>27826748
What was the fish trying to prove being so close to the shark mouth? having that weird alien mouth or not, that was a very poor decision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:08:24 No.27826835 Report

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>>27826809
He was into vore, duh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:08:48 No.27826839 Report

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>>27826809
He thought it would be funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:10:49 No.27826880 Report

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>>27826019
I fucking hate centipedes
But I'm okay with millipedes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:12:47 No.27826916 Report

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>>27826088
>wanting to become a slave to toxoplasma gondii
Never trust the Feline Jew.

>schizophrenia
>suicidal tendencies
>leads women to seek abusive relationships
http://evp.sagepub.com/content/14/3/1474704916659746.short

Never.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:13:55 No.27826937 Report

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>>27826313
THIS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:14:45 No.27826944 Report

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>>27826916
>extremely rare cases
OH BOY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:15:12 No.27826949 Report

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>>27826916
That literally only happens if you are an asshole with an outdoor cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:17:54 No.27826992 Report

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>>27826916
I have all these and worse. Pretty sure bullying and videogames did more to help me developing these than my cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:19:33 No.27827027 Report

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>>27826502
Is it the one that gives bleeding penises?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:19:58 No.27827034 Report

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>>27826218
Fuck off faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:21:04 No.27827052 Report

Quoted By: >>27827107

>4chan's cat obsession.

it all makes sense now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:23:17 No.27827107 Report

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>>27827052

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:23:46 No.27827116 Report

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>>27826916
>having an outdoor cat
They're called house cats for a reason. Keep em inside and you're fine.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:23:58 No.27827119 Report

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>>27827034
Who needs to clean when you have house centipeses

can't make this shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:25:02 No.27827142 Report

Quoted By: >>27830653 >>27849807

>>27826087
Yeah spiders are bros, house centipedes are niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:26:36 No.27827167 Report

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>>27826809
Fish are incredibly stupid. They'll eat themselves to death if given the chance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:28:46 No.27827200 Report

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ice cream
>oh wait...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:29:14 No.27827212 Report

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>>27827200
Fuck you, i want to eat one now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:31:26 No.27827243 Report

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>>27826624

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:31:58 No.27827250 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:35:36 No.27827301 Report

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>>27827250
That's a milipede

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:36:16 No.27827313 Report

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>>27826809
pretty sure it was so dark he didn't realize how close he was to the predator until it was too late

its usually how things find food down there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:37:19 No.27827332 Report

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>>27827301
this is quite obviously a centipede anon

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:37:49 No.27827342 Report

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>>27826542

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:38:42 No.27827352 Report

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This thread is retarded, you're all retarded. Centipedes and spiders are cute, cool, and are the most beneficial insects you could have in your house. They're also completely harmless to humans unless you have some extreme allergic reactions to insect bites.

>Muh cats
>S-scared of bees!!!!
>Look at these underwater fish that have adapted to extreme pressure and darkness!! Aren't they creepy!!!

Also >>27827250 is already a pokemon, and a well designed one at that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:40:32 No.27827385 Report

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>>27827301
Scolipede has horns on its back and also appears to have a sturdy exoskeleton. Millipedes lack such features.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:40:32 No.27827386 Report

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>>27826019
Cockroaches.
Mutated pets like dogs/cats with short snouts/legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:41:08 No.27827401 Report

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>>27827352
That thing lived in the water and was a vegetarian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:41:51 No.27827416 Report

Quoted By: >>27827602

>>27827352
>spiders
>centipedes
>insects

no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:42:20 No.27827424 Report

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>>27826308
Jesus christ, it's like all the /v/ Windows 10 update horror stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:42:30 No.27827427 Report

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>>27827385
Maybe its a hybrid of the two?
Gamefreak loves to make animal fusion sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:43:13 No.27827443 Report

Quoted By: >>27827602

>>27827352
>>insects

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:45:18 No.27827474 Report

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>>27827352
>>S-scared of bees!!!!
The only person in this thread who mentioned a fear of bees was me, and I also mentioned how I got rid of my phobia in that exact same post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:51:48 No.27827602 Report

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>>27827416
>>27827443
Bugs, anthropods, pests, whatever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:52:47 No.27827618 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:54:00 No.27827638 Report

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>>27827385
It's clearly a milipede. It even can roll into a ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:55:19 No.27827664 Report

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>>27827618
>inject aids in these lizards
>spread them across all mexico
>no wall needed
It's genious realy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:56:01 No.27827684 Report

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>>27827618
Death metal goes great with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:56:34 No.27827698 Report

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>>27826045
>>27826087
>Let pests in your house to get rid of the pests in your house
Just leave the snake be. It will eat the mice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:56:45 No.27827701 Report

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I hate bugs so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:57:32 No.27827714 Report

Quoted By: >>27828326

>>27827698
Exactly. Snakes don't attack unlesse you attack it first, and plus they don't eat your food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:58:15 No.27827731 Report

Quoted By: >>27827757

>>27826249
I've gotten bit in my sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:59:39 No.27827757 Report

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>>27827731
Congrats, you're one of the rare people who it happens to, you of course took care of it quickly, right ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:59:49 No.27827763 Report

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>>27827618

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:59:54 No.27827767 Report

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>>27827618
>what is Tentaquil

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:04:39 No.27827832 Report

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All these niggas talking about how centipedes, millipedes and spiders can somehow be "beneficial to have in your house". Beneficial for fucking what? How many bugs do you have running around your nasty ass house? If you have centipedes and spiders crawling around your house and don't try to remove them and are just ok with it....? I'll enjoy living in my bug-free first world house fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:07:03 No.27827870 Report

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>>27827832
>first world is somehow a baren place
Sure anon, sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:08:43 No.27827898 Report

Quoted By: >>27829860

>>27827618
>make it into a pokemon
>it shoots acid/water/lava/ice/sand/electricity/liquid metal/ants/ghost shit from its eyes instead
10/10 potential pokemon right here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:13:27 No.27827987 Report

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>>27827832
Just shows the average /vp/ user is a dirty motherfucker, they probably don't pick their fap socks from the floor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:15:35 No.27828022 Report

Quoted By: >>27828186

>>27826667
Scolipede is based on a milipede, not a centipede.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:18:37 No.27828089 Report

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>>27827832
bug free is an illusion fuckers are every where even in clean homes

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:18:56 No.27828098 Report

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>>27826019
Ok, how about a Clown Fish? Game Freak could make so many clown jokes and explain how it is Popplio's friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:24:06 No.27828186 Report

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>>27828022
EN: Scolipede (Scolo)
JP: Pendoraa (Pendra)
Now go look up what Scolopendra means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:25:00 No.27828198 Report

Quoted By: >>27828326 >>27843274

>>27826019
I let these guys crawl on me all the time. They're cute and harmless

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:25:44 No.27828210 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826249
>Plus they only live in south usa.
We have them in the midwest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:32:58 No.27828326 Report

Quoted By:

>>27827698
snakes are great. i'd gladly live with them

>>27827352
>>27826045
>>27827714
truth speakers

>>27828198
as I said here, I found one on my wall and picked it up to go put it outside. It just crawled around on my arm and felt nice actually. They are cool little guys that aren't aggressive and wouldn't even be able to break the skin if they wanted to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:33:31 No.27828332 Report

Quoted By: >>27828982 >>27829122

>>27826019
Dolphins, apparently. Whales and seals yes, but no dolphins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:34:31 No.27828354 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826542
for some reason those things don't creep me out but spiders do despite having less legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:35:01 No.27828366 Report

Quoted By:

>>27827352
>Also >>27827250 is already a pokemon, and a well designed one at that.
Good, because I wouldn't have figured that out by the fact the post had a picture of the Pokémon in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:37:36 No.27828405 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826019

You lack imagination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:46:07 No.27828549 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826045
>look on the bright side - we've replaced something horrible with something worse. but at least you don't have that horrible thing anymore!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:58:14 No.27828740 Report

Quoted By: >>27828914 >>27829009 >>27829199 >>27829835 >>27855322

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:08:16 No.27828914 Report

Quoted By:

>>27828740
Makes you realize life could be much worse. At least house centipedes won't kill you unlike those sea centipedes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:11:20 No.27828967 Report

Quoted By: >>27829056

How do you all kill spiders? I'm terrified of being bitten so I usually end up grabbing almost a whole roll of toilet paper to grab and crush it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:12:20 No.27828982 Report

Quoted By: >>27829005 >>27829073

>>27828332
huh now that you mention it are there any dolphin pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:13:37 No.27829005 Report

Quoted By: >>27829033

>>27828982
Suicune

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:13:56 No.27829009 Report

Quoted By:

>>27828740
> This might be the Wimpod evolution

I'm scaried

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:15:33 No.27829033 Report

Quoted By: >>27829067 >>27829076

>>27829005
Oh right, that rare dolphin with no fins, walks on land, and has four legs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:16:40 No.27829047 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826045
Stop posting Centipede

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:17:31 No.27829056 Report

Quoted By:

>>27828967
I don't because it gives you bad luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:18:01 No.27829064 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826542
Literally shivered, I'd kill that fucker so hard for skittering out in front of me with those awful legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:18:16 No.27829067 Report

Quoted By: >>27829157 >>27843632

>>27829033
It doesn't have to look exactly like a dolphin to be based off a dolphin. The general design is clearly inspired by the Atlantic White Sided.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:18:41 No.27829073 Report

Quoted By:

>>27828982
Kadabra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:19:10 No.27829076 Report

Quoted By:

>>27829033
Wait, are you talking about Doug?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:21:35 No.27829122 Report

Quoted By: >>27829185

>>27828332
So that leak was fake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:23:35 No.27829157 Report

Quoted By:

>>27829067
Sorry, I don't buy it. Can't find anything to support that claim, besides a questionable similarity in markings alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:24:27 No.27829180 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826732
and 4u free

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:24:37 No.27829185 Report

Quoted By:

>>27829122
how the hell should any of us know that? thus far in the games released there are no dolphins. without being precognitive I cannot say which leaks are valid and which arent

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:25:24 No.27829199 Report

Quoted By:

>>27828740
that's giratina

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:25:25 No.27829201 Report

Quoted By: >>27839525

>tfw the only reason we don't have a Dolphin Pokémon since gen 1 is because they decided to take the concept and make vaporeon instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:25:32 No.27829205 Report

Quoted By:

>>27827250
said milipede, no donut

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:26:57 No.27829235 Report

Quoted By: >>27829286

>>27826624
>implying a goblin shark wouldn't make an excellent pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:29:35 No.27829286 Report

Quoted By: >>27829436 >>27829496

>>27829235
We already have three goblin sharks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:35:19 No.27829412 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826809
it was just a prank bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:36:33 No.27829436 Report

Quoted By: >>27829606

>>27829286
I'm listening

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:39:53 No.27829496 Report

Quoted By: >>27829606

>>27829286
Yeah, my butt, your face, and... uhhhh... your butt, Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:40:23 No.27829499 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826249
>plus they only live in south usa

I live in the northwest, where it's always damp af, which is brown recluse paradise. We also have wolf spiders to fucking deal with over here, and they're fucking aggressive!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:41:11 No.27829515 Report

Quoted By:

>>27828186
Even without that's its clearly a fucking centipede and not even close to a millipede except as similar to them as centipedes already are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:42:09 No.27829532 Report

Quoted By: >>27829549 >>27829900

Anglerfish Pokemon when?

lanturn doesn't count; it's too cutesy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:43:18 No.27829549 Report

Quoted By:

>>27829532
Bruxish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:47:20 No.27829606 Report

Quoted By: >>27829897

>>27829436
>>27829496
Gabite, Gashite, Garchomp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:00:51 No.27829835 Report

Quoted By:

>>27828740
It looks like a fucking exogorth from star wars

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:02:10 No.27829860 Report

Quoted By:

>>27827898
That's some good-ass coverage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:03:38 No.27829897 Report

Quoted By: >>27831726

>>27829606
Those are hammerhead sharks.
You can tell by the huge fucking protrusions on the head. And even if you don't agree with that they look nothing like goblin sharks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:03:46 No.27829900 Report

Quoted By:

>>27829532
>Lanturn doesn't count
Just because it's cute doesn't mean it isn't an anglerfish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:16:24 No.27830117 Report

Quoted By: >>27830653 >>27849807

>>27826045
>spiders and other pests
Spiders aren't pests!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:20:41 No.27830173 Report

Quoted By: >>27830653

>>27827352
I'm all for spiders but centipedes smell bad and if one falls in the wash you have to start over if you don't want to have your cloths stink.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:21:06 No.27830180 Report

Quoted By: >>27830653

>>27826360
comfy cute lil gal, i love her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:24:07 No.27830238 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826204
Dude my cat sees a bug and after playing with it for a minute she just fucking eats it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:47:43 No.27830652 Report

Quoted By: >>27842246

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:47:44 No.27830653 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826360
>>27826407
>>27826528
>>27827142
>>27827352
>>27830117
>>27830173
>>27830180

I didn't know so many spiders browsed /vp/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 20:39:28 No.27831650 Report

Quoted By: >>27831870

>>27826019

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 20:44:09 No.27831720 Report

Quoted By: >>27831745

Reminder these cute fuckers deal with every cock sucking bug pest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 20:44:42 No.27831726 Report

Quoted By: >>27831888

>>27829897
they sure as fuck look like goblins to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 20:45:44 No.27831745 Report

Quoted By: >>27833432

>>27831720
And they are also pests themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 20:50:34 No.27831844 Report

Quoted By: >>27833451

>>27826249
The brown recluse is absolutely native to North America. They also will attack "unprovoked." They make a habbit of hiding in dark secluded places, under rocks, in shoes, etc. Many individuals will unknowingly fuck with them, giving the spiders cause to bite.

Stop talking like you know shit when you don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 20:51:55 No.27831870 Report

Quoted By: >>27834198 >>27846900

>>27831650
that's clearly a flying alpaca

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 20:51:56 No.27831872 Report

Quoted By:

>>27827107
>Mewtwo caught on tape

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 20:52:50 No.27831888 Report

Quoted By:

>>27831726
literally how

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 22:17:23 No.27833432 Report

Quoted By:

>>27831745
cute pests tho
and easily manageable

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 22:18:18 No.27833451 Report

Quoted By:

>>27831844
kill all venomous spiders

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 22:53:42 No.27834114 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826624
>>27826748
Dark/Fairy Goblin Shark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 22:57:24 No.27834198 Report

Quoted By:

>>27831870
I pretty sure Izanami-mon won't appreciate that comment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 22:58:50 No.27834235 Report

Quoted By: >>27836247 >>27843373

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 23:01:39 No.27834289 Report

Quoted By:

>>27827602
Anthropod?

Human-foots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 23:16:56 No.27834638 Report

Quoted By:

>ITT: Nasty ass neckbeards try to justify their filthy rooms

And this is why you fap to drawings

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 00:19:13 No.27836046 Report

Quoted By: >>27844831

>>27826045
Centipedes are #1 on the pests I don't want list, above and beyond any other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 00:26:52 No.27836247 Report

Quoted By:

>>27834235
Why are mammals so so so......

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 02:31:24 No.27839041 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826019
Fuck those things OP, two nights in a row I dealt with them showing up when I least expected it. The last time one showed up it was crawling on my arm and I freaked when I saw it. Fuck those things man. They both got squashed after I found them after flinging them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 02:32:12 No.27839057 Report

Quoted By:

Tigers
Moths
Gorillas
Mantis Shrimps
Velociraptors
Great White Sharks
Tasmanian devils
None of these should be pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 02:42:00 No.27839241 Report

Quoted By:

>>27827250
It's clearly a horse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 02:55:56 No.27839525 Report

Quoted By:

>>27829201
No, they didn't make another because Kadabra is already a dolphin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 03:14:55 No.27839921 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826019

All the people in this thread thinking house centipedes are pests. It just blows my mind. House centipedes and most spiders are absolute bro-tier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 03:21:06 No.27840040 Report

Quoted By: >>27841700 >>27843228

>>27826213
My grandfather was a dermatologist and actually came up with the cure for the brown recluse spider bite. He got to meet Regan and everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 04:43:39 No.27841700 Report

Quoted By:

>>27840040
That's such a niche fact that I choose to believe it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 05:15:33 No.27842131 Report

Quoted By:

>>27827618
Does Tentaquil evolve into a horned lizard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 05:23:38 No.27842246 Report

Quoted By: >>27852791

>>27830652
Damn you're one ugly motherfucker.
Is it safe to keep as a pet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 06:29:33 No.27843008 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826624
deep sea monstrosity pokemon when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 06:38:04 No.27843116 Report

Quoted By:

>>27827301
No it's a llama

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 06:40:24 No.27843144 Report

Quoted By: >>27847836

>>27826019
kill it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 06:50:11 No.27843228 Report

Quoted By:

>>27840040
You know the drill anon,
prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 06:55:09 No.27843274 Report

Quoted By: >>27844714

>>27826045
>>27828198
>>27826542
You have 100 legs to shitpost with and this is the best you can come up with?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 07:07:35 No.27843373 Report

Quoted By:

>>27834235

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 07:40:22 No.27843632 Report

Quoted By:

>>27829067
No it's based on a fish called "Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa" real thing btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 09:54:00 No.27844714 Report

Quoted By:

>>27843274
They're just about 30 or so, millipedes have 100 legs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 09:56:47 No.27844744 Report

Quoted By:

>>27827698
>comparing cute sneks to these literal spawn of Baphomet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 10:04:25 No.27844831 Report

Quoted By: >>27844945

>>27836046
This. I'd rather have a mouse infestation than a centipede infestation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 10:15:54 No.27844945 Report

Quoted By:

>>27844831
So you're saying you're rather risk getting pretty much incurable illnesses than having to share your living space with technically harmless critters?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 10:23:34 No.27845008 Report

Quoted By: >>27849917

>>27826045

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 10:24:57 No.27845017 Report

Quoted By: >>27845215

I like spiders. The ones I see are content to stay in their little corner and catch mosquitos. If it's not a black widow or brown recluse I leave it alone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 10:26:11 No.27845028 Report

Quoted By: >>27855197

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 10:49:12 No.27845215 Report

Quoted By:

>>27845017
There was a itty bitty tiny scorpion near the fireplace some days ago, it lets itself get caught easily without flailing or shit and just gladly fucked off when I released it outside. Arachnids are our friends and we should learn to respect them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 13:42:02 No.27846900 Report

Quoted By: >>27847870

>>27831870

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 14:57:19 No.27847836 Report

Quoted By:

>>27843144
ew no. You kill it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 14:59:46 No.27847870 Report

Quoted By:

>>27846900
oh fucking shit I can see it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 15:57:58 No.27848884 Report

Quoted By: >>27849028

>>27827116
>>27826949
Having an outside cat is awesome, its all the fun of a regular cat minus cleaning up shit everyday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:04:20 No.27849028 Report

Quoted By: >>27849436

>>27848884
>allowing your pet to destroy the local ecosystem
>allowing your pet to be constantly exposed to all sorts of dangers and diseases
>allowing your pet to have an expected lifespan of less that one third of what it could actually have
but at least you don't have to clean a litter box

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:18:07 No.27849261 Report

Quoted By: >>27849454 >>27849460

>tfw never seen a centipede
>tfw never seen a spider bigger than a fly
>tfw literally no dangerous insects here

Thank you cold ass arctic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:24:21 No.27849369 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826624
Dad is that you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:29:16 No.27849436 Report

Quoted By: >>27849525

>>27849028
What sort of third world shithole do you live in where outdoor cats haven't existed in the local ecosystem for centuries?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:30:31 No.27849454 Report

Quoted By: >>27849570

>>27849261
but holy shit the mosquitos

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:30:50 No.27849460 Report

Quoted By:

>>27849261
lucky motherfucker
I'd love to live in the Arctic someday

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:35:39 No.27849525 Report

Quoted By: >>27849547 >>27849657 >>27849714 >>27860547 >>27860580

>>27849436
>The number of free-roaming cats is increasing, currently between 117 million and 157 million in the United States alone. The domestic cat, Felis catus—a nonnative species—is now the most abundant carnivore in North America.
>While cat numbers are rising, nearly one-third of more than 800 U.S. bird species are endangered, threatened or in significant decline.
>By some estimates, outdoor cats in the United States kill more than 1 million birds every day on average. Other studies suggest the death toll is as high as 1 billion per year.
>Outdoor cats transmit rabies, toxoplasmosis, typhus, plague and other viral and parasitic diseases to both wildlife and humans.
an invasive species is an invasive species

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:37:37 No.27849547 Report

Quoted By:

>>27849525
yeah I mean I have cats but they're indoor cats
cats are too good at killing shit to just be let out to wreak havoc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:38:55 No.27849570 Report

Quoted By:

>>27849454
At least the trouts gets fat and nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:44:56 No.27849657 Report

Quoted By:

>>27849525
this is why my cats only get supervised outside time, they just hang around the porch and I bring them back inside before they have the chance to get lost or kill something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:48:17 No.27849714 Report

Quoted By: >>27849984

>>27849525
>Europe has had cats for more than 3000 years and are doing fine
>Cats were imported to America around 400-500 years ago and are are already fucking shit up
typical amerifats

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:53:18 No.27849807 Report

Quoted By: >>27855491 >>27857216 >>27867721 >>27870863 >>27872916

>>27826360
>>27826407
>>27827142
>>27830117
I wonder who is behind these posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 16:59:11 No.27849917 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826045
Somebody make a centipede version of >>27845008

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 17:02:17 No.27849984 Report

Quoted By: >>27852057

>>27849714
Gee, it's almost as if the cats were imported to Europe long before humans actually noticed or cared about their environment
Cats have probably contributed to the extinction of hundreds of European birds that were extincted long before they could be properly documented

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 18:47:37 No.27852057 Report

Quoted By: >>27852728

>>27849984
>keeping the ecosystem static=caring for the enviroment
I wish this meme would end, species aren't meant to last forever, either adapt or die trying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 19:19:46 No.27852728 Report

Quoted By:

>>27852057
This.

But every ecowarrior out there seems to have the idea that the world and ecosystems are meant to stay the same forever. These are the same people that have the audacity to criticize creationism. Talk about hypocrisy.

I hate /an/ faggots and their fucking hugbox. Species are meant to adapt to the current form of the world, if they can't then they are supposed to die out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 19:23:24 No.27852791 Report

Quoted By:

>>27842246
It's an Assassin Spider, which evolved to eat other spiders. They are found in Austrailia and Madagascar, and are shy around people. Their venom is rather harmless to people, but I don't think they make good pets at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 20:27:42 No.27854355 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826289
I like them, they are like gross little groucho Marx mustaches that roomba around eating bugs and stuff. I'd way rather have them around to let ants and roaches know to fuck off and not even think about coming in my house

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 21:04:03 No.27855197 Report

Quoted By:

>>27845028
>what is Whimsicott

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 21:10:45 No.27855322 Report

Quoted By: >>27859971

>>27828740
Bobbit worm is the name.
This thing can actually come in pieces of coral reef people buy for aquariums. It will hunt and kill your fish if ir ever gets to that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 21:19:43 No.27855491 Report

Quoted By:

>>27849807
HOLY SHIT DUDE
Now I won't be able to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 21:46:28 No.27856010 Report

Quoted By:

Most of these posts are basic as fuck. There are actual nightmares living out there. My parasitophobia is totally rational.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 22:21:40 No.27856733 Report

Quoted By: >>27857171 >>27860217 >>27864795

>>27826019
Maggots. They're disgusting and I don't want them in real life or in fiction.

>6 years ago
>be me
>17 years old and wanted to go out with the girl I've had a crush on for a while
>at lunch she asks me if I'm busy over the weekend
>oh shit
>say no
>tells me she's having her house redone on Sunday and needed something to do that day
>annual fair is going on Friday to Sunday
>that Saturday we go to the fair together
>getting hungry so I ask her if she wants anything to eat
>she says she's fine but fuck I'm hungry
>go up to a booth serving hot dogs
>guy doesn't speak English very well so I try speaking to him so slowly
>feel like a patronizing ass, but at least he understood
>ordered a chili dog
>holy fuck he covered that shit in chili
>can't see the inner side of the bun
> you know where this is going
>first bite, bread is kind of stale
>tear a bit off just to see how hard it was
> in that piece I tore off there were at least three maggots
>throw that shit away, drink all the water in my plastic cup then immediately spit it out
>do the same with two more cups of water for good measure
>go back to the booth
>I don't even think the guy knows what a maggot is
>tell presumably one of the people running the park
>drive my friend home then go back to my house
>down basically an entire jug of water and pass out on the sofa

It took me at least three months before I ate a hot dog again, but I still don't eat anything at someone's house unless I know it's almost new.

on the bright side that girl I went with is engaged to me now but we have never gone back to that fair

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 22:34:25 No.27857001 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826045
>Spiders
>Pests

At least spiders mind their own fucking business while eating flies. House centipedes shimmy on up to your shit at 500 mph whenever they get a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 22:38:58 No.27857091 Report

Quoted By: >>27860317

Hmm after reading this thread I guess they should have called it "human millipede"

I want more elephant and hippo pokemon. Not happy with the ones we have

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 22:42:15 No.27857171 Report

Quoted By:

>>27856733
i dunno some maggots taste pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2016 22:44:01 No.27857216 Report

Quoted By:

>>27849807
FFFUUUkkckkck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 00:55:48 No.27859971 Report

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>>27855322
And its poison can permanently paralyze humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 01:00:53 No.27860102 Report

Quoted By: >>27864241 >>27867700

>all these fucking creepy bugs posting ITT

SOMEBODY BURN THIS THREAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 01:06:59 No.27860217 Report

Quoted By: >>27860997

>>27856733
In Sardinia they have a traditional cheese called casu marzu which is literally sheep cheese with maggots deliberately added to the cheese while it is fermenting. You eat the cheese with the maggots still alive and crawling around inside the cheese. Absolutely disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 01:12:05 No.27860317 Report

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>>27857091
This
Donphan doesn't resemble an actual elephant, barring the tusk and trunk and Mamoswine is a mammoth fused with a boar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 01:22:39 No.27860547 Report

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>>27849525
>domestic cat, Felis catus
>Felis catus

Real original.
Bravo, Linnaeus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 01:24:19 No.27860580 Report

Quoted By:

>>27849525
Cats really are the perfect predators.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 01:28:04 No.27860667 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826809
That he isn't a fucking faggot like yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 01:46:47 No.27860997 Report

Quoted By:

>>27860217
but does it taste good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 01:49:42 No.27861057 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826019
This could be in Dark Souls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 03:46:02 No.27864241 Report

Quoted By:

>>27860102
Speciesist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 04:10:00 No.27864736 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826620
>kills bees
>bros

pick one and only one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 04:12:34 No.27864795 Report

Quoted By:

>>27856733
The kind of trauma that brings people together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 06:54:44 No.27867530 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826045
t. centipede

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 06:59:32 No.27867589 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826157
I'm literally shaking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 07:00:55 No.27867609 Report

Quoted By:

>>27826748
Who else finds this extremely satisfying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 07:07:13 No.27867700 Report

Quoted By:

>>27860102
t. malamar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 07:08:31 No.27867721 Report

Quoted By:

>>27849807
cute :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 10:11:27 No.27870863 Report

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>>27849807
>Be deaf from one ear since really young
>this was probably the reason

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 10:40:16 No.27872412 Report

Quoted By: >>27872823

I don't know why, but I'm terrified of this things fingers. It'd be a cool Pokemon though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 10:49:27 No.27872823 Report

Quoted By:

>>27872412
What disgusts me more about these guys is how retarded they are evolution-wise. In fact I don't consider this an evolution, it's a devolution from having opposable thumbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Aug 2016 10:51:33 No.27872916 Report

Quoted By:

>>27849807
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

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