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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:40:37 No.27827388 View View Reply Original Report

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every time my girlfriend yells at me it makes me feel all cold inside

do you think my girlfriend has Glaciate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:42:31 No.27827428 Report

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she's probably just a bitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:44:59 No.27827466 Report

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>>27827388
DUBS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:48:46 No.27827542 Report

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everytime my crush comes near me I always spill spaghetti and lose all my courage to start talking to her

Do you think my crush has Intimidate?

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:52:56 No.27827620 Report

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>>27827388
Every time I talk to the girl I like she responds well but she still doesn't like Pokémon. Feelsbadman

>>27827388
>>27827466
Chekt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:53:18 No.27827624 Report

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every time I take a picture with my crush she keeps her hand hovering without touching me

Do you think my crush has Levitate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:53:46 No.27827630 Report

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>>27827388
>Girlfriend

get out while you can

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 16:59:03 No.27827752 Report

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every time I masturbate in my room in the dark, my mom busts in and cuts on the lights

Do you think my mom has Illuminate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:03:48 No.27827822 Report

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Everytime i feel upset and about to burst with anger my friend always seem to talk me out of it and prevents me from exploding

do you think my friend has Damp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:06:26 No.27827864 Report

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>>27827388
I think you would enjoy getting pegged, you spineless fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:09:36 No.27827923 Report

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everytime I try to stop talking to my ex I somehow end up talking to her again

do you think she has shadow tag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:12:41 No.27827973 Report

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Every two Fridays ,Home Depot deposits a very low amount of money into my checking account.

Does my job know Pay Day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:13:25 No.27827986 Report

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>>27827388
nah, you probably just have defeatist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:15:20 No.27828014 Report

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>>27827388

Maybe you're a grass type?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:23:33 No.27828178 Report

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>>27827388
> not doing an elaborate series of Skill Swaps to obtain Soundproof

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:26:28 No.27828229 Report

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Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, her pussy is still tight as a baby's asshole
Do you think my girlfriend has Regenerator?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:30:39 No.27828293 Report

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>>27827388
Every time my not-boyfriend talks to me, I just wanna kiss and cuddle with him all day.

Do you think my not-boyfriend has Cute Charm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:30:43 No.27828297 Report

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>>27828229
No you just have a bad case of Unaware. Unaware that you have a micro penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:33:31 No.27828331 Report

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>>27828297
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:34:35 No.27828357 Report

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>>27828229
>>27828297
fukkkeen roasted ay lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:37:21 No.27828401 Report

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Every time my fiancé says "pokehams" I smile.

Idk what move he has but life is good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:45:38 No.27828540 Report

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Every time I go outside during the day I his and recoil back inside
Do you think my neighborhood has Drought?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:51:30 No.27828641 Report

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I can't sleep at night.

Do you think I have Insomnia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 17:52:29 No.27828659 Report

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whenever I try to take off a girl's shirt they very quickly run away in the opposite direction

do you think they all have Weak Armor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:00:53 No.27828795 Report

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Whenever my wife's boyfriend is in a bad mood he tries to beat me up.

Do you think he has Anger Point?

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:04:21 No.27828857 Report

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>>27827466
:O

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:06:25 No.27828892 Report

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>>27827388
Yell back at her. She will either:

>Get calm and think before yelling at you again specially for no reason
>Get horny for your display of masculinity
>Leave you because she knows she can't dominate you

No matter what you always win, stop being a beta ass faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 18:09:22 No.27828931 Report

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>>27827388
>>27827466
>>27827822

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:45:08 No.27830609 Report

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pls make more of these i enjoy reading all of them

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