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Poké-apocalyspe

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Pokémon have started appearing all over the world. They have all of their abilities in the games and they are very hostile to humans. It is absolute chaos. With their crazy capabilities to topple skyscrappers or breathe fire, the world is apocalyptic. You are running away from the mayhem that was your home town and now you're in the middle of the woods, desperate for shelter from the beasts. Suddenly you hear a twig snap behind you and turn to see a random pokémon you will generate using a random number generator and then you will post how fucked you may be. You can use nearby rocks and sticks to defend yourself.

>290 Nincada

A nearly 2 foot long blind bug is a bit big to squash but I may be able to kill it with rocks. Hopefully it doesn't slash at me.