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I AM BEYOND MAD! I AM SO MAD I COULD DESTROY THE WORLD WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGH! I WOULD KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AM SALTY! I AM SALT INCARNATE! I AM THE BITTERNESS THAT RUINS THE SWEETNESS OF SPRING! I AM THE TANG UNWANTED SALTYNESS IN YOUR SEAFOOD! I AM THE SALT OF THE MOTHER FUCKING OCEAN! I AM RAGE INCARNATE! BOILING TO THE BRIM LIKE A VOLCANO IN THE SEA WISHING TO ERUPT IT ALL! I AM FUCKING MOUNT EMBER ON GROUDON STEROIDS! I WILL WRECK EVERYTHING IN MY PATH!!! I WILL SMASH MY NEIGHBOR'S CAR RIGHT NOW!!!