>decide to complete 4th gen pokedex after all these years and transfer all pokes to Fifth gen then Pokebank
>have diamond, platinum, soul silver, and heart gold, and two Dses.
>spend days evolving and breeding to fill pokedex
>two pokemon left in DiamondPokedex
>Glameow and Purugly
>ONLY AVAILABLE IN PEARL

This one cat is going to prevent me from completing the pokedex. This fucking purple smug cat. I talked to myself 32 times underground to get Spiritomb. I had to fucking feed my Feebas so many of those damn poffins. AND THAT WAS AFTER DEALING WITH A TWO PERCENT CHANCE OF CATCHING IT WITH A FISH ROD.

It was all for naught cause of this cat.

Why is this only in one game? Only one. ]Why? I have four of the five fucking games fourth gen games and I can't complete the pokedex. Nobody around here has Pearl. Nobody. All my friends have Platinum. What the fuck am I supposed to do?

Buy Pearl and play through the Sinnoh region for a third time? I'd have to fucking look at that fucking faggot professor Rowan with his pedophile mustache again.

I am going to write a letter to Gamefreak and have them gift me a Purugly. This is not fair.