You are given the option to live as a pokemon in the pokemon world, would you take it? why or why not? what pokemon do you want to be? would you do?

I start:

I would want to be an Alolan raichu bacause surfing in the air and shit. Would search for a trainer that doesn't look like pic related because I don't want to live in a farm after helping a kid with autism try to achieve his dreams. Also I would just follow for a while to make sure he is actually good.