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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:06:12 No.27917149 View View Reply Original Report

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>Crabrawler’s pincers are sometimes torn off during its bouts—and they are said to be delicious.

Holy shit, how hard of a punch do you have to throw to get your entire fucking fist torn off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:07:14 No.27917185 Report

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>>27917149
VERY hard.
But since some crabs rip their own arms to escape predators, I suppose they can punch hard enough for the arm to fly off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:08:17 No.27917228 Report

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>>27917149
that's how coconut crabs are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:08:45 No.27917243 Report

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god it looks so fucking stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:11:07 No.27917306 Report

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>>27917243
gen 7 is the silly mon gen, and I am having a blast.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:13:18 No.27917377 Report

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>>27917306
don't get me wrong, there are some really cool and interesting designs this gen, but this drunk crab, sandcastle, and literal stuffed pink bear are kind of turning me off

and i dont even know what that fire/dragon clusterfuck is meant to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:19:58 No.27917559 Report

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Theyre getting real fucking lazy with the names

Concrust

There easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:20:10 No.27917571 Report

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>>27917377
>and i dont even know what that fire/dragon clusterfuck is meant to be

A Mata Mata

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:23:55 No.27917673 Report

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>>27917377
It's meant to be the ugliest pokémon I have ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:25:08 No.27917708 Report

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hey eating pokemon is a thing again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:25:38 No.27917722 Report

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>>27917571
>tfw there are people out there who don't know all these glorious animals like coconut crabs and matamata turtles

I wish people knew more animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:26:56 No.27917755 Report

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>>27917377
matamata and kappa bastard child

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:27:44 No.27917776 Report

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>>27917149
Ask Tien Shinhan

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:28:22 No.27917803 Report

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>>27917377
>drunk crab
A black eye, stupid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:28:39 No.27917817 Report

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>>27917377

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:28:49 No.27917821 Report

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>>27917149
It really should have been named Clawbber

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:30:16 No.27917872 Report

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>>27917722
I like to think I know most mammals, fish, reptiles and amphibians, but I love when pokémon introduces me to new creatures.
This gen I discovered honeycreepers, bee flies and mangosteens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:30:29 No.27917880 Report

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>>27917821
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:36:53 No.27918093 Report

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>>27917243
Do you hate fun or something? Like seriously. It's a crab with a black eye. How can you even be upset at that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:38:33 No.27918147 Report

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>>27917821
I'm genuinely sad because I won't remember this by the time the game comes out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:38:44 No.27918152 Report

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>>27917243
The design would have looked 10x better if the eyes were on the side of the head.
It would have looked even weirder but less cartoony.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:43:09 No.27918283 Report

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>>27917149
>if i hit myself and it hurts does that me strong or weak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 18:51:50 No.27918545 Report

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>>27918147
Write Clawbber on your walls so you see it every day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 19:58:26 No.27920210 Report

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>>27917149
>punches something so hard the heat generated cooks the flesh inside the claw
>pulls off the claw and gives it to you to eat
>after a few weeks claw grows back, repeat

Best crab bro ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 20:00:51 No.27920266 Report

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>a greaser crab
>A FUCKING GREASER CRAB
That's it, I'm convinced gen VII will be the best generation ever. Legit 11/10 design here.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 20:01:12 No.27920269 Report

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>>27917149
Imagine getting fisted by this thing.

The ancient Alolans once said this shit is sooo cash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 20:02:28 No.27920296 Report

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>>27917377
We're transitioning from things with a gimmick to silly things with a gimmick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 20:06:31 No.27920381 Report

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>>27917377
Let's all punch for the stars, Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 20:06:40 No.27920386 Report

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>>27917821
inb4 Ash gets one and it turns into a jawbber

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 20:09:22 No.27920460 Report

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>>27920386

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 20:13:13 No.27920539 Report

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>>27917821
10/10 thank you for providing me with a nickname for when S/M come out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 20:15:36 No.27920605 Report

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>>27917821
Maybe its evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 20:16:41 No.27920627 Report

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>>27920269
Kukui lets Pokemon attack him, so we can imagine Crabrawler using his pecs as punching bags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 20:34:49 No.27921015 Report

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>>27917377
The descriptions on the website made me appreciate the sandcastles more. It feeds off life energy, and who'd expect evil sand? That's some super natural shit.

Some pokemon are meant to look stupid. Go look at real animals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 21:01:32 No.27921746 Report

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>>27917149
already it is seen

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 21:14:26 No.27922087 Report

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>>27917149
>Said to be delicious and get their pincers torn off
>Pyukumuku enjoys a particular space so much it will starve on it and die.
>Bewear can fucking split a tree in two with hugs and the locals are terrified of them.
>People are scared of Alolan Marowak and claim to be able to cast curses.
>Salandit females can emit pheromones to control any Pokemon.
>Mimikyu can get people sick by looking under the cloth.
>Boundsweet is constantly attacked by Pokemon predators but looks so cute nobody realises its in danger.
>Sandygeast possesses children and force them to give it more sand to grow
>Palossand can do the same shit to adults and children alike as well as sink its prey into the sand and consume them.
>Wishiwashi in groups become one of the most terrifying water Pokemon around.
>Morelul can accidentally drain too much and leave entires patches of grass and plants dead.

Jesus Christ Alola doesn't fuck around. Sure we have had plenty of scary dex entires but many in this gen involve people as much as Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 21:21:21 No.27922275 Report

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>>27922087

>hardcore pokemon
>people don't give a fuck
>koala

We thought it was Hawaii but it's actually Australia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 22:26:55 No.27923914 Report

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>>27917377
>Implying The Turtonator isnt the greatest gen 7 pokemon so far
0/10 shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 22:30:13 No.27924005 Report

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>>27917243
It looks drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 22:34:45 No.27924117 Report

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Reminds me of this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 22:39:11 No.27924240 Report

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>>27917149
It's anime voice had better fucking be a slurry Stalone impression, I'm already in love with this thing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 22:41:33 No.27924303 Report

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Nicknames for it?
I'm thinking Johnny.
You know why.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 22:42:58 No.27924331 Report

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>>27917243

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 22:46:47 No.27924420 Report

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>>27918093
>Like seriously. It's a crab with a black eye.
Kind of reminds me of Rocky, and if anything Crabrawler looks more like a lobster.

A Rocky lobster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 22:51:56 No.27924527 Report

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>>27924420
Here comes a sting ray!
There goes a manta ray!
In walks a jelly fish!
There goes a dog fish!
Chased by a cat fish!
In flew a sea robin!
Watch out for that piranha!
There goes a narwhal!
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2016 22:52:00 No.27924530 Report

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>>27920605
Why on fucking earth would you think this thing is going to evolve

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