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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:28:11 No.27953635 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27953661 >>27953815 >>27954149 >>27954474 >>27954623 >>27954874 >>27955153 >>27955290

How come girls who like Pokemon are actually really bad at battling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:29:26 No.27953661 Report

Quoted By: >>27953933 >>27954028

>>27953635
>How come girls are actually really bad

You answered your own question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:29:35 No.27953668 Report

Quoted By: >>27953933

Girls spend too much tume socializing so they don't have time to put effort into things like games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:32:40 No.27953739 Report

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Because the metagame is dogshit and boring

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:35:38 No.27953815 Report

Quoted By: >>27953926 >>27955012 >>27955044

>>27953635
Because they have a life unlike you biggoted, ignorant, old, cis-gendered, heteronormative, creepy, white, bodyshaming, homophobic. transphobic, privileged, toxic, narrow-minded, sexist, misogynist, racist, shitlord neckbeard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:38:48 No.27953884 Report

Quoted By: >>27953953

I actually like competitive battling, I just h a t e breeding for viable mons. I literally just installed Homebrew on my 3ds last night and injected a team for the Unova Classic, so we'll see how that goes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:40:29 No.27953926 Report

Quoted By: >>27953979 >>27953994

>>27953815
>18 things
>forgets "autistic"
>tfw regardless I'm only 6 of those things listed

MPGA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:40:39 No.27953933 Report

Quoted By: >>27953967 >>27954025

>>27953661
>>27953668
ITT /vp/ reveals how unabashedly pathetic they really are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:41:46 No.27953953 Report

Quoted By: >>27953991 >>27954028

>>27953884
Nice blog, how do i subscribe? :)

>h a t e
Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:42:37 No.27953967 Report

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>>27953933

ITT losers try to damage control with shaming tactics but will never post teams because then they'll be exposed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:43:08 No.27953979 Report

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>>27953926
making fun of autistic people is ablest you shitlord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:44:06 No.27953991 Report

Quoted By: >>27954123

>>27953953
>Why don't girls battle more?
>"haha kys, female"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:44:14 No.27953994 Report

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>>27953926
NICE BLOG FAGGIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:45:46 No.27954025 Report

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>>27953933
girls are just as good at boys when it comes to pokemon that's why there are many who win worlds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:45:55 No.27954028 Report

Quoted By: >>27954151

>>27953661
>>27953953
You know what, I was wrong. I want /pol/ back, /r9k/ is even worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:46:57 No.27954051 Report

Quoted By: >>27954088

I don't understand what is happening in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:48:39 No.27954088 Report

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>>27954051
Fishing for replies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:50:25 No.27954122 Report

Quoted By: >>27954151

My girlfriend EV trains OU and UU pokemon and she is a sexy Puerto Rican. She does fine on smogon too.

I don't think having a vagina makes a big difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:50:25 No.27954123 Report

Quoted By: >>27954276 >>27954336

>>27953991

The thread isn't "How can we get more diversity in the Pokemon competitive scene?"

It's "How can we get girls to suck less?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPa1OZj5DUE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:51:58 No.27954149 Report

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>>27953635
Because competetive battling is a specialist aspect of a Monster collecting and PVE game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:52:03 No.27954151 Report

Quoted By: >>27954232 >>27954254

>>27954028

>implying those aren't the same boards, different rules

When will you swallow it, my lad?

>>27954122

Post team or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:52:43 No.27954166 Report

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girls are only good at games if they're autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:56:47 No.27954232 Report

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>>27954151
>implying those aren't the same boards, different rules

/r9k/ is full of liberals though. Are you new?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:57:39 No.27954254 Report

Quoted By: >>27954289 >>27954328 >>27954417 >>27954418 >>27954953 >>27955119 >>27955431

>>27954151
Her team? She hasn't played in a while since X/Y but I remember some of her mons she had fully ev'd perfect IV and nature shit.

Mega Blaziken
Blessed
Talon flame
Sableye
Mega Manhole
Kings rock minccio
Toxic orb gliscor
Washing machine room
Gogoat
Garchomp
And a bunch of others

We never used legendaries as far as I remember.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:58:28 No.27954276 Report

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>>27954123
Same thing.

How do we get more chicks into stem?

How do we make chicks less stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:59:04 No.27954289 Report

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>>27954254
Christ those auto corrects.

Blissey
Mega Mawhile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:00:45 No.27954328 Report

Quoted By: >>27954417 >>27954570

>>27954254
>Kings rock minccino
I need to try this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:01:02 No.27954336 Report

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>>27954123
I wanna get em to suck moreifyouknowwhatI'msayin B^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:05:20 No.27954417 Report

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>>27954254

I don't care about in-game. I want PS! format.

I agree with >>27954328 I've never even heard of that. Impressive.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:05:27 No.27954418 Report

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>>27954254
>Mega Manhole

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Easily Enraged Memer !qxp/p5UW62 Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:07:36 No.27954474 Report

Quoted By: >>27954510

>>27953635
I'm just experimenting with different teams right now, trying to find the best sweeper. I have Volcarona and Linoone, but they don't manage to sweep the entire opponent's team.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:09:38 No.27954510 Report

Quoted By: >>27955025

>>27954474

I remember you from the nuked thread.

POST TEAMS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:12:30 No.27954570 Report

Quoted By: >>27954781

>>27954328
Sweeped a Japanese kids team of 3 mewtwos with that kings rock minccio.
Well more like the kid disconnected after two mewtwos were flinched to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:15:46 No.27954623 Report

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>>27953635
For me it's because I've been away from the battling scene since Black and White one, I can't catch up and shiny hunting is more fun for me now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:25:25 No.27954781 Report

Quoted By: >>27954849

>>27954570
This just makes me think how much better a kings rock cloyster would be than it

Bump

Bump Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:29:34 No.27954849 Report

Quoted By: >>27954880

>>27954781

They use white herb for a reason, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:30:32 No.27954867 Report

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I just never paid attention to battling in the meta. I'm more interested in the pokes and creature design than anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:30:55 No.27954874 Report

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>>27953635
That one dyke did really good today at the vgc. It's just the nip got a lucky crit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:31:17 No.27954880 Report

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>>27954849
You could paralyze a lot of their team or use sticky web and fully invest in speed and attack. Use it as a late game sweeper.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:32:15 No.27954891 Report

Quoted By: >>27955431

>mfw no girls have posted replays or teams yet

So it's true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:35:40 No.27954953 Report

Quoted By: >>27955048

>>27954254
>says she plays OU and UU
>posts some ubers

Also
>mega manhole
Toppest of keks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:39:10 No.27955012 Report

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>>27953815
Yes bitch drag them

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Easily Enraged Memer !qxp/p5UW62 Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:40:00 No.27955025 Report

Quoted By: >>27955147 >>27955431

>>27954510
Okay.

Linoone @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Pickup
EVs: 172 HP / 252 Atk / 44 Def / 40 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Extreme Speed
- Shadow Claw
- Seed Bomb

Serperior @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 56 HP / 200 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Leaf Storm
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Substitute
- Leech Seed

Lopunny-Mega @ Lopunnite
Ability: Limber
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- High Jump Kick
- Return
- Fake Out
- Power-Up Punch

Starmie @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
-
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
- Psyshock

Volcarona @ Passho Berry
Ability: Flame Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 72 HP / 252 SpA / 184 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Bug Buzz
- Quiver Dance
- Giga Drain
- Fire Blast

Goodra @ Choice Band
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 212 HP / 252 Atk / 44 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Outrage
- Earthquake
- Power Whip
- Iron Tail

I know it's just a copy paste from the smogon website, I'm planning on adding something to set up hazards and make my movesets more original.

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Easily Enraged Memer !qxp/p5UW62 Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:41:09 No.27955044 Report

Quoted By: >>27955211 >>27955268

>>27953815
Please go back to Tumblr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:41:11 No.27955048 Report

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>>27954953

Sorry anon, you're retarded. Only UBER was the first poke, M-Blaze.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:45:06 No.27955119 Report

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>>27954254
>>27954254
>mega manhole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:47:07 No.27955147 Report

Quoted By:

>>27955025

>Linoone

Nice. I can't calculate the speed rn, so tell me how fast it is with that spread?

>Superior

Questionable. But looks good.

>Lopunny

Standard. Werks.

>Starmie

???

>Volcarona

Good.

>Goodra

Why?

>I know it's just a copy paste from the smogon website

Lol and I thought this team was original.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:47:26 No.27955153 Report

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>>27953635
>stall
>toxic
>paraflinch
>weather

>despised tactics

But I love em

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:49:46 No.27955189 Report

Quoted By: >>27955431 >>27955590 >>27955798

the owner of this shitty byond game i play on is uh...
well, watch this

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/customgame-69920279

zarkus is the chick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:50:54 No.27955211 Report

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>>27955044
>not realizing I'm joking
No one uses that many buzzwords all at one time, not even tumblr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:54:35 No.27955268 Report

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>>27955044
>tripfag being oblivious
Yep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:55:52 No.27955290 Report

Quoted By: >>27955457

>>27953635
I dont like competitive battling. Too many factord to account for just to assure you not only have the perfect pokemon, but an efficent team to back it up. I just like to play through the main game and that's it. I dont even like to catch em all cause of laziness

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:04:30 No.27955431 Report

Quoted By:

>>27954891
>>27955025
>>27954254
>>27955189

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:06:41 No.27955457 Report

Quoted By: >>27955590

>>27955290
So you're saying you have no head for strategy, no patience to learn, and prefer an empty, easy victory over a difficult, hard-fought fight. Gotcha.

OP Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:14:51 No.27955590 Report

Quoted By:

>>27955189

#rekt

good shit

>>27955457

damn

Jimbob Gamefreak

Jimbob Gamefreak Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:16:18 No.27955615 Report

Quoted By: >>27955886

I've made some ev and IV conscious teams, but mostly on showdown due to busy life. Im in that weird pit where I'm too casual for real competitive play but too good for casual fights with friends, so I tend to help build them teams to even things a bit.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:26:52 No.27955772 Report

Quoted By: >>27955886

I'm pretty decent I think but I can't get anywhere past 1400. I'm fucking terrible at team building and something I need to work on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:28:29 No.27955798 Report

Quoted By:

>>27955189
top kek

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OP Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:34:52 No.27955886 Report

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>>27955772

I need that Hydreigon sweat if you have it.

>>27955615

teams or gtfo

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