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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:02:02 No.27968149 View View Reply Original Report

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Why does /vp/ hate "Cool" pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:03:19 No.27968175 Report

Quoted By: >>27968222 >>27968304 >>27968461

Because this site in general is full of shitposting contrarians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:03:34 No.27968186 Report

Quoted By: >>27968222 >>27968304

>>27968149
Because /vp/ is contrarian to the bone, so much so that they're not aware of it.

>inb4 /vp/ isn't one person

No, but there is a strong social conciousness that prevails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:03:45 No.27968195 Report

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>>27968149
Because /vp/ prefers ebin original concepts like sandcastles, ice creams, mascot/plushy bears...etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:04:00 No.27968200 Report

Quoted By: >>27968220 >>27968235

>nidoking
>cool
It's literally Barney. Only homosexual furfag autists use it.

Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:04:46 No.27968219 Report

Quoted By: >>27968245 >>27968279 >>27968304 >>27969896

Because it's cool to hate cool things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:04:47 No.27968220 Report

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>>27968200
See OP ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:04:54 No.27968222 Report

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>>27968175
>>27968186
>/vp/ is contrarian

That explains the love for Gen 5 and the hate for Gen 6 I guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:05:44 No.27968235 Report

Quoted By: >>27968301

>>27968200
Holy shit, what kick ass Barney were you watching as a kid?? Did they update his design early 2000's or something? I was stuck with this fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:06:09 No.27968245 Report

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>>27968219
like alomomola

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:06:35 No.27968255 Report

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Because being a fruity faggot is the lastest hip trend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:06:38 No.27968258 Report

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But Nidoking is a /tr/ favorite. /tr/ hates "edgy" Pokemon like Honchkrow, Zoroark and Lucario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:07:05 No.27968277 Report

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>>27968149
Because /vp/ can't like anything that normies like. You gotta prove how much of a patrician you are by liking epic shitmons like Dunsparce and Farfetch'd instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:07:11 No.27968279 Report

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>>27968219
You should be banned. Why aren't you?
Also
>this is how he justifies the hate he gets
Also
Is this why so many people hate alomomola?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:07:53 No.27968301 Report

Quoted By: >>27968507

>>27968235
Yeah, pic related is the design they used for his 2001 debut. A lot of people didn't like him going 4-legged, but I thought it was pretty dope personally

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:07:54 No.27968304 Report

Quoted By: >>27968371

>>27968219
>>27968149
>>27968186
>>27968175
>gen 1 pandering
>le contrarian meme
>/vp/ why don't you like my favorite mon DX
Literally kill yourselves. This is the worst bait thread on this entire board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:08:32 No.27968325 Report

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Inability to form real life human attachment, specifically male-male bonding attachment, often leads the 21st century recluse to fantasize and idealize feminine fantasy entities. Waifus, porn, and a general obsession with a female character is generally indicative of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:10:05 No.27968371 Report

Quoted By: >>27968458

>>27968304
Aw, someone triggered that their unpopular shitposting got called out?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:11:50 No.27968405 Report

Quoted By: >>27969237

Because people are afraid to embrace the edge.

There is literally nothing wrong about edgy Pokemon, /vp/ just wants you to believe that because they are a bunch of literal faggots.
No, even worse than that.

You can shove your cutemons and waifumons up your tiny dicks, edgy Pokemon will always be superior and you know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:14:49 No.27968458 Report

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>>27968371
It's not shitposting if it's the truth, anon. No one cares about your Gen 1 shitmon or nostalgiafagging. I just turned 18 and I don't even know or have an attachment to any mons past Gen 4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:14:56 No.27968461 Report

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>>27968175
Thread ended here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:17:38 No.27968507 Report

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>>27968301
https://youtu.be/QZYHdCTPPBQ
Baragon a QT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:19:22 No.27968547 Report

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>>27968149
because those are fully evolved, and thats a sin for god king Ash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:21:05 No.27968586 Report

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>>27968149
I love Mega Lucario and Charizard X despite the general opinion here. They're cool, suck my dick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:21:29 No.27968591 Report

Quoted By: >>27968628 >>27968650

>>27968149
Why would anyone hate nidoking? He's a cool dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:23:07 No.27968626 Report

Quoted By: >>27968653

Hey world! I'm a sensitive guy and I'm not afraid to say
I like Jumpluff, Vanilluxe and Nidoking!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:23:08 No.27968628 Report

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>>27968591
edgy shitmon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:23:59 No.27968647 Report

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>>27968149
because /vp/ is full of autistic manbabies who call shit design on everything but cant draw something better for shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:24:04 No.27968650 Report

Quoted By: >>27968750

>>27968591
MANLET
A
N
L
E
T

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:24:11 No.27968653 Report

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>>27968626
:^^^^^^^^^^^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:25:28 No.27968675 Report

Quoted By: >>27968750

I would love Nidoking if it wasn't 3 feet tall.

What the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:27:41 No.27968720 Report

Quoted By: >>27969932

>>27968149
I thought "cool" pokemon were things like Lucario. Sleek, good-looking stuff that gets inordinate amounts of love. Nidoking is cool, but it's genuinely rugged and awesome rather than "cool".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:28:41 No.27968738 Report

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>>27968149
nidoking is my favourite.
i like the whole family infact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:29:38 No.27968750 Report

Quoted By: >>27968781 >>27968816

>>27968650
>>27968675
It's a scale-armored rabbit monster.
Rabbit.
Of course is going to be small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:31:53 No.27968781 Report

Quoted By: >>27968816

>>27968750
this.
it's a poison bunny.
the size is very appropriate.
smaller pokemon exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:32:31 No.27968794 Report

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Why can't someone like both cute and cool pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:33:21 No.27968816 Report

Quoted By: >>27969363

>>27968781
>>27968750
>justifying being a manlet
You both deserve to be put to death 2bh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:54:31 No.27969237 Report

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>>27968405
You could've just left it at "edgy mons are perfectly fine" without throwing cutemons under the bus and undermining your entire argument by sounding like an edgy 12 year-old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 19:59:37 No.27969363 Report

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>>27968816
>being so insecure, you have to compare yourself to a smaller pokemon in order to feel superior
Napoleon, is that you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:20:59 No.27969896 Report

Quoted By: >>27970664

>>27968219
>poliwhirl/wrath (i cant even fucking tell)
>cool

LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:22:16 No.27969932 Report

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>>27968720
Lucario is cool only for gradeschoolers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:22:54 No.27969955 Report

Quoted By: >>27969984 >>27970202 >>27970266

>>27968149
Anyone who doesn't like nidoking is a fucking fag

100%

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:24:00 No.27969984 Report

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>>27969955
this
nidoking is my nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:28:11 No.27970091 Report

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I see more hate for the sandcastle but sure OP, sorry people hate your bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:32:36 No.27970202 Report

Quoted By: >>27970266

>>27969955

Nidoking's one of my top three favorites from Gen 1 (beat only by Lapras and Ninetales). I always love turning him into a special sweeper with his surprising sp. attack (not saying it's good but it's higher than it probably should be) and good move pool.

Doesn't hurt that he's super sexy and I want to get fucked hard by him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:34:45 No.27970266 Report

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>>27969955
>>27970202
myth debunked??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:35:17 No.27970278 Report

Quoted By: >>27970463 >>27971560

Genwunners like "cool" Pokemon.
/vp/ goes out of its way to be as anti-Genwunner (not necessarily anti-gen1, but that does happen as a result) as possible.

Game Freak can make terrible decisions all day long and there will always be some fuck on /vp/ who thinks that he's obligated to defend it. Very few game companies are held in this regard.

People think Charizard is a bad design. It is objectively not a bad design. It is, at worst, generic, but that's not bad design. And I've never seen a dragon that looks like Charizard so I don't even know where that comes from.

This applies to anything that /vp/ hates. Lucario? You're a thirteen-year-old. Mewtwo? Genwunner. Charizard? Both. Gen 1 is your favorite? Leave. Hate a new design? Obviously you are automatically defending le magnemite le voltorb xDDD

It's the worst thing about this board. Stop defending stupid shit because you feel obligated to defend it. Defend shit when it's worth defending. You can still like Pokemon while recognizing stupid decisions made in design, balance, and gameplay.

sincerely, a johtoddler whose favorite region is _Sinnoh_

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:41:37 No.27970463 Report

Quoted By: >>27970600

>>27970278
>Lucario
Lucario is objectively a clusterfuck of ideas and designs that don't mesh well together, though.

Other designs are "cooler"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:42:51 No.27970497 Report

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>>27968149
Who here has said nidoking wasn't cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:47:18 No.27970600 Report

Quoted By: >>27970704

>>27970463
Sure, but you could say that about any Pokemon you dislike. I don't give a shit about how good or bad the concept is behind a design, if it looks good then it looks good. To me, Lucario looks good, and this is definitely the majority opinion judging by its popularity.

If you hate its Steel-typing then go complain about the dozens of other Pokemon with nonsensical typings, if you hate the popularity then you should just stop playing Pokemon as a whole, it's a popular game. The fact is, most people on /vp/ dislike Lucario because its fanbase is known for being cringeworthy.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:49:56 No.27970664 Report

Quoted By: >>27970959

>>27968149
Only waifufags don't like the cool pokemon. Ignore them. Some people are afraid of looking "edgy", don't know why.

Golurk is the coolest shit ever. A flying ghost robot with jets? Can you seriously think of a cooler concept?
>>27969896
Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:51:29 No.27970704 Report

Quoted By: >>27970821 >>27971185

>>27970600
What makes it a steel type. When you answer me that, I'll answer a pokemon's trying you don't understand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:56:18 No.27970821 Report

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>>27970704
Not the same anon but

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 20:56:38 No.27970830 Report

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Lucario is a shit tier pokemon if your going for looks, honestly familia.
Also, it's a meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 21:02:31 No.27970959 Report

Quoted By: >>27971080

>>27970664
Poliwrath is not the least bit cool.

Just an angrier Poliwhirl and not even competitively viable. It has no redeeming features.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 21:07:28 No.27971080 Report

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>>27970959
Fuck poliwrath, poliwhirl is the best.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 21:11:24 No.27971185 Report

Quoted By: >>27971242

>>27970704
What makes Jynx an Ice type?
What makes Voltorb an Electric type?
What makes Nidoking a Ground type?
What makes Latios a Psychic type?
What makes Weavile an Ice type?
What makes Arcanine a Fire type?
What makes Cubone a Ground type?
What makes Flygon a Ground type?

Why do you single out Lucario when Pokemon typings have never been 100% logical?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 21:13:26 No.27971242 Report

Quoted By: >>27971560

>>27971185
You could have picked better options. Most of these make sense.

Lucario would have worked better as a Psychic types based on how special snowflake its aura abilities are

When both Steelfags and Fightingfags both don't want Lucario, you know something's up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 21:26:05 No.27971560 Report

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>>27971242
Gengar works better as a Ghost/Dark type based on how mischievous its dex entries are. What's your point?

The Steel-typing probably refers to it having an "iron will" of sorts. If you think that's bullshit, then Jynx being Ice-type is also bullshit, and Tyranitar being Dark-type is also bullshit, and Mawile being Steel-type is also bullshit.

>When both Steelfags and Fightingfags both don't want Lucario, you know something's up
You mean when /vp/ hipsters don't want a Pokemon. Which is what my entire post >>27970278 was talking about. Are you pretending Lucario is not a popular and well-liked Pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 22:06:05 No.27972716 Report

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>tfw love both coolmons and cutemons

Feels good to be a part of the master race.

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