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Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:05:13 No.27983369 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27983413 >>27983555 >>27983558 >>27983580 >>27983626 >>27983659 >>27983663 >>27983700 >>27983747 >>27983750 >>27983751 >>27984007 >>27984096 >>27984472 >>27984857 >>27984936 >>27986449

You're on a date with your girl and this guy comes up and slaps her ass.
What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:05:53 No.27983384 Report

Quoted By: >>27983855

Lose the league.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:07:17 No.27983413 Report

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>>27983369
Foursome with him and his Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:08:58 No.27983442 Report

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Throw my Unaware Clefable at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:09:52 No.27983464 Report

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I'd tell him that I only brought a girl to make him jealous and ask him to be my boyfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:12:38 No.27983510 Report

Quoted By: >>27983543

destroy him with my greninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:14:23 No.27983543 Report

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>>27983510
BLASTO BAAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:15:00 No.27983555 Report

Quoted By:

>>27983369
Slap his ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:15:06 No.27983558 Report

Quoted By: >>27984863 >>27986369 >>27986449

>>27983369
Counter with a Mega Blastoise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:16:14 No.27983580 Report

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>>27983369
Tell him I'm an Elite 4. That ought to show him who's boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:16:28 No.27983586 Report

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Pull out Mega Kangaskhan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:16:34 No.27983587 Report

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I challenge him to a Pokemon battle and kick his ass, like a real man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:18:03 No.27983614 Report

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I would let him cuck me while he fucks my girl and I crawl over to worship his feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:18:46 No.27983626 Report

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>>27983369
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:20:26 No.27983659 Report

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>>27983369
dump girlfriend and service him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:20:47 No.27983663 Report

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>>27983369
send the pic to manon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:22:32 No.27983700 Report

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>>27983369
I feel the slap due to Synchro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:24:10 No.27983729 Report

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Report him to the police.
Accuse him of sexually assaulting a woman.
Since he's male, and it's 2016, they'll send him away without a trial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:25:27 No.27983747 Report

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>>27983369
nothing

my girlfriend is freakishly strong and will probably snap his neck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:25:33 No.27983750 Report

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>>27983369
Sweep his team with a magikarp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:25:33 No.27983751 Report

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>>27983369

Why does this look like yhe work of Palcomix

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:26:32 No.27983768 Report

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eat delicious man pus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:28:12 No.27983791 Report

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DURAGON KUROW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:33:03 No.27983855 Report

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>>27983384
underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:43:56 No.27984007 Report

Quoted By: >>27984812

>>27983369
i beat his ass since the only person in the universe who is shit enoughto lose to him is Ash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:48:30 No.27984096 Report

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>>27983369
Nothing because I know my girlfriend can kick his fucking ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 06:15:01 No.27984472 Report

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>>27983369
Slap his ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 06:35:50 No.27984812 Report

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>>27984007
I mean, Malva, at least 11 Mega Evolution users and everyone he went up to the Kalos League also lost to him.

Granted, they were all Kalosian and one of them was Trevor, so that's not saying much. But still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 06:38:37 No.27984857 Report

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>>27983369
well, considering how my battles have been going.

Serene Grace Sweep him with a Dunsparce.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Siebold_Mega_Blastoise.png, 850KiB, 1280x720

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 06:38:51 No.27984863 Report

Quoted By: >>27986369 >>27986449

>>27983558
this tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 06:44:37 No.27984936 Report

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>>27983369
get him banned on 4chan for being underaged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 06:45:54 No.27984953 Report

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Bust out my duel disk and whip out my deck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 08:25:32 No.27986095 Report

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Date him instead, and become his team's personal cumdump so that they can fight without lewd thoughts after pumping my holes full of thick cum. And after the fights, he'd fuck me silly to celebrate his victory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 08:55:45 No.27986369 Report

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>>27983558
>>27984863
Why is Mega Blastoise such a cuck?
Not only his attacks only do 1x damage against both Charizard forms but he only got 1 mega.
At least Venusaur got rid of his fire weakness.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1445817585472.webm, 2MiB, 1280x720

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 09:03:11 No.27986449 Report

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>>27983369
>>27983558
>>27984863

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 09:05:11 No.27986469 Report

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get fucked massively by him while my girlfriend watches, disappointed that I was a bigger slut than her and that was his turn on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 09:06:48 No.27986485 Report

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Ask him what the is going on with his scarf

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