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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:33:02 No.28012190 View View Reply Original Report

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What would their pokemon teams be?
Who would win in a battle?

Bonus points for no legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:36:25 No.28012247 Report

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Gumshoos vs. Mawile

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:40:09 No.28012303 Report

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they both bought their teams. he has all dragons full offense and she bought a tournament-ready team but has no idea how to use it. they both cheat really bad but people are so afraid of him that she's Teflon so the match gets called in her favor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:40:24 No.28012308 Report

Quoted By: >>28012390

Garbordor vs shiny Garbordor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:42:10 No.28012347 Report

Quoted By: >>28012377 >>28012549 >>28012569 >>28012955 >>28013886 >>28018164

>>28012190

Republican Boss Drumpf

> Exploud
> Exploud
> Exploud
> Exploud
> Exploud
> Mega Gardevoir (that he'd date if it wasn't his)

Team Republican Grunt

> Mr. Mime
> Psyduck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:42:11 No.28012349 Report

Quoted By: >>28012377 >>28012392 >>28012569

inb4 the underage "drumpf" faggot
Also fuck you OP every time you make political b8 legitimate thread gets archived of the catalog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:43:50 No.28012377 Report

Quoted By: >>28012392 >>28012569

>>28012347
>>28012349
There he is
Please leave for reddit permanently, you are 10x more spammy and obnoxious than any /pol/tard could be

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:44:40 No.28012390 Report

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>>28012308

What is his mon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:44:41 No.28012392 Report

Quoted By: >>28012431 >>28012472 >>28012569 >>28012752

>>28012349
>>28012377

> hurr durr dont call the gawd emperor drumpf pls it hurts me :( i wet my pants in anger noa u meanie

Go to >>>/pol/ where the rest of the trash is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:47:12 No.28012426 Report

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>>28012390
DUDE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:47:30 No.28012431 Report

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>>28012392
>drumpf
>insulting
I bet you think "le current year man" is a funny intellectual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:49:04 No.28012458 Report

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>>28012390
Johnson would have a team of hard to train pokemon.
Gyarados from the magikarp salesman.
Raticate with perfect IV EV from breeding.
Eevee,
Ursaring caught as a Teddyursa
Bravery

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:49:55 No.28012472 Report

Quoted By: >>28012508 >>28012569

>>28012392
Fuck you I don't even like /pol/
When they obnoxiously try to derail threads into a criclejerking session I hate them
But your meme-spouting reddit ass is undeniably worse and you are fucking delusional if you think anybody finds you funny or anything else besides an annoying 12 year old autist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:50:19 No.28012479 Report

Quoted By: >>28012527

>>28012190

>Who would win in a battle?

Whoever wins, we lose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:51:55 No.28012508 Report

Quoted By: >>28012569 >>28012609

>>28012431

> Assumes I'm a liberal
> Implying non-liberals can't see how shit you and your candidate are

>>28012472

> WAHHHHHHHH EVERYTHING TRIGGERS ME LALALALALA

Change your diaper before you stink up the thread you fat faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:53:20 No.28012527 Report

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>>28012479
Gary Johnson wins but the Judge had been paid off, slipping Max Revive into the other trainers pokemon... Winner is whoever paid of the judge more.

Anonymous ⭐

Anonymous ⭐ Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:53:53 No.28012532 Report

Quoted By: >>28012557 >>28012624 >>28012677

Why are American so retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:55:06 No.28012549 Report

Quoted By: >>28012646

>>28012347

this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:55:39 No.28012557 Report

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>>28012532

Protip: Most people everywhere are retarded, just in different ways. American retardation just gets publicized more on the world stage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:56:07 No.28012569 Report

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>>28012347
>>28012349
>>28012377
>>28012392
>>28012431
>>28012472
>>28012508
Every single one of you is an absolute retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:58:13 No.28012609 Report

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>>28012508
This guy is b8, right? He's not this autistic and he just wants (you)s, right?

>>28012569
>lol i am above everbody
>t. frogposter
The irony

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 16:59:13 No.28012624 Report

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>>28012532
Probably something in the water

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:00:50 No.28012646 Report

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>>28012549
>samefagging
>non-contributory reddit "this"
Why is the drumpfag so dumb? Was he beaten on the head as a kid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:02:35 No.28012673 Report

Quoted By: >>28012750

>>28012646

nobody is samefagging you retard, we just think that trump is a manchild and that you are a dumbass for voting for a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:02:46 No.28012676 Report

Quoted By: >>28012749

They share the same team

Muk(Obvious)
Garbodor(Obvious)
Meowth(Greed)
Shedinja(Soul eating)
Madnibuzz(Praying on the weak)
Malamar(Manipulative and sociopathic)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:02:54 No.28012677 Report

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>>28012532
>American
>Not Americans
You tell me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:05:32 No.28012724 Report

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>>28012557
I would really say that, I'm American who's currently visiting Europe and most people here seem complete normal unlike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:07:33 No.28012749 Report

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>>28012676
>They share the same team
Really makes you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:07:38 No.28012750 Report

Quoted By: >>28012781

>>28012673
>nobody is samefagging you retard
t. never heard of 4chan X
You are a complete idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:07:45 No.28012752 Report

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>>28012392
>drumpf
>literally a 3rd grade level insult
At least try not use something childish created by redditors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:09:46 No.28012781 Report

Quoted By: >>28012891

>>28012750

> impling you arent the pro-trump cocksucker thats been spamming shitty memes on /vp/

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:16:13 No.28012891 Report

Quoted By: >>28012932

>>28012781
m8, the sad truth is that 4chan is the biggest safe space for Trump supporters after the r/the_donald subreddit. So naturally there are going to be Trump supporters on this board.It isn't just one guy who's posting pro-Trump stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:16:53 No.28012905 Report

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>>28012190

>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:17:30 No.28012918 Report

Quoted By: >>28013077

ITT: Trumpbabbies hurt over the fact that they aren't in their hugbox

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:18:23 No.28012932 Report

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>>28012891
>muh the pokemon board is my Trump cocksucking safe space

McFucking kill yourself, if you want a safe space go to your containment board, faggot.

>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:18:37 No.28012938 Report

Quoted By: >>28013771

>>28012190
They're both shit but as a gay man i can say i rather trump who isn't bandwagging on lgbtq issues like Hilary

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:19:04 No.28012948 Report

Quoted By: >>28014561

>>28012569

Your containment board is over there >>>/pol/

Stop being a stormfaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:19:46 No.28012955 Report

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>>28012347

keked hard because its true

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:21:35 No.28012979 Report

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>>28012569
just because you live in guncrimeland doesn't mean you have to exude preteen edginess with a stale meme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:24:20 No.28013018 Report

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>vp telling anyone else to go to a containment board

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:25:46 No.28013045 Report

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>>28012190
ban all Ludicolos

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:27:17 No.28013077 Report

Quoted By: >>28015164

>>28012918
>Anti-trump babies throwing a fit that they occasionally have to see something tangentially related to a political figure
>They keep going on about hug boxes
Are you legitimately unaware that you're a hypocrite or are you just deflecting?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:29:11 No.28013098 Report

Quoted By: >>28013607

6 shiny Meowths who all have Happy Hour

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:46:30 No.28013366 Report

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trump would run 6 sentrets and get swept and then complain that the game is rigged
clinton would pick whatever the most used team is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:47:55 No.28013388 Report

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i wish trump was literally hitler like liberals say

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:52:09 No.28013439 Report

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Summoning you know who.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:56:49 No.28013519 Report

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>>28012190
They don't have offensive moves aside from maybe mud-slap.
Sand-attack, smokescreen and other evasion moves is their entire moveset.
>Who would win
You can't have a winner since they're all bark no bite and thus would never fight.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 17:57:39 No.28013530 Report

Quoted By: >>28013583 >>28013886

What would his team be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 18:00:19 No.28013583 Report

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>>28013530
Doom Desire, Perish Song and Block.
Pokemon don't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 18:01:37 No.28013607 Report

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>>28013098

And thus are completely useless and will end up losing :^)

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 18:03:48 No.28013647 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 18:05:32 No.28013686 Report

Quoted By: >>28013923

>>28013647

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 18:09:58 No.28013771 Report

Quoted By: >>28016872 >>28017070 >>28017467

>>28012938
You do realize his VP pick wants to legalize gay conversion therapy and let shitters like NC keep bathroom laws right?
Even if its just for brownie points that makes Hillary a better choice for gay people in that regard. At least she says something about it, Trump says nothing and doesn't say he disagrees with Pence on LGBT issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 18:17:48 No.28013886 Report

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>>28013530
>Lapras
>Altaria
>Whiscash
>Quagsire
>Jirachi
>M-Absol

>>28012347
Trump:
>Luxray
>Conkeldurr
>Braviary
>Scorlipede
>Gumshoos
>M-Aggron

Grunts would use a mix of the following lines:
>Toxicroak line
>Greninja line
>Poliwrath/Politoed line
>Scrafty line
>Conkeldurr line
>Clawitzer line
>Staraptor line

It sounds like a few decent teams to me.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 18:20:04 No.28013923 Report

Quoted By: >>28018259

>>28013686

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 18:21:52 No.28013954 Report

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>>28012190
Trump would have all the best walls, Hilldog would have exclusively Dark 'Mons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 18:43:35 No.28014246 Report

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>>28012190
6 Mr.Mimes vs 6 Ludicolos

Hillary rigs the match to make it rain.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 19:05:20 No.28014561 Report

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>>28012948
>>28012979
Where in my post does it say I'm a /pol/ack? Are you two autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 19:38:43 No.28015164 Report

Quoted By: >>28015209 >>28016822 >>28017923

>>28013077

> anon says "drumpf"
> /pol/tards immediately throw a tantrum over this

Et tu, Faggus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 19:41:14 No.28015209 Report

Quoted By: >>28016871

>>28015164
This. You can't make a single joke about the meme candidate unless you want your threat to be overrun by assblasted /pol/fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 21:20:17 No.28016822 Report

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>>28015164
>underaged says something autistic
>people call them out on it
I think is what you meant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 21:23:41 No.28016871 Report

Quoted By: >>28016895

>>28015209
I always like how /pol/tard act superior to SJWs, but act excatly the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 21:23:45 No.28016872 Report

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>>28013771
>bathroom laws
What does that have to do with sticking your dick in another man's ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 21:24:46 No.28016895 Report

Quoted By: >>28018060 >>28018734

>>28016871
Yeah, and you're superior and above both of them, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 21:35:14 No.28017070 Report

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>>28013771
I don't see a problem with bathroom laws

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 21:38:37 No.28017122 Report

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>>28012190
they'd both have exactly the same team, except all of Hillary's pokemon would be female and she'd never shut the fuck up about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 22:00:15 No.28017467 Report

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>>28013771
The difference between Hillary and Trump on these issues all comes down to trust.

You can trust Trump to stab you the moment you turn your back on him.
With Hillary you know it will happen, you just don't know when.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 22:02:34 No.28017493 Report

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Trump would have five Explouds and a Klefki with dual screens.
Hillary would have six Dittos with Iron Ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 22:24:47 No.28017904 Report

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>>28012190
Trump
>Gumshoos
>Skuntank
>Bastiodon
>Braviary
>Exploud
>Tyrantrum

Hillary
>Mismagius
>Malamar
>Porygon-Z
>Kangaskhan
>Zoroark
>Aegislash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 22:25:50 No.28017923 Report

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>>28015164
I didn't know that calling someone out for using a first grade tier insult is a "tantrum"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 22:28:21 No.28017965 Report

Quoted By: >>28018022

Liberal grunts
- Voltorb/Electrode for Muslims
- Mankey for BLM
- Jynx for the fat black mother of the dindus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 22:32:26 No.28018022 Report

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>>28017965
>Voltorb/Electrode for Muslims
>not Graveler with Rock Throw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 22:34:31 No.28018060 Report

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>>28016895
Well yeah im not either lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 22:41:42 No.28018164 Report

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>>28012347
Hillary would just have a Jinx

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 22:46:53 No.28018259 Report

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>>28013923

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 23:02:53 No.28018582 Report

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>>28012190
Millionaire Trump Card:
-Gumshoos (The obvious and obligatory sidekick of his.)
-Meowth (Knows Pay Day for that small loan of a million dollars. It even holds the Amulet Coin.)
-Braixen (The girl he'd bang if she wasn't his daughteru, in a way.)
-Golurk (The naked statue.)
-Ferrothorn (The wall he always brags about.)
-Aggron (Mega Evolution user. Plus, another powerful backup wall at his disposal.)

Corporate Liar Clinton:
-Liepard (All those lies.)
-Jynx (Less than stellar beauty.)
-Salandit (Toxic influence and fits with the lizard people conspiracy.)
-Gourgeist (Incase she does something shady this Halloween.)
-Bruxish (Knows how to keep predators and even terrorists away.)
-Ampharos (Mega Evolution user. Another feminine Pokémon she could own.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 23:09:27 No.28018734 Report

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>>28016895
Of course not. Don't you know the world only consists of /pol/ and tumblr?
If you're not tumblr you are /pol/ and if you are not /pol/ you are tumblr. Simple logic

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