>>28030363>dimwitted gym rat things he has a chance against me, who have practiced actual martial artsDon't mess with a man who has practiced the art of Aikido for nearly a decade. Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.
I recommend practicing Aikido for every /vp/ browser as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.
Aikido does not deflect attacks. It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force. A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.
That is the power of Aikido. Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.
I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter. But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.
