Hey Losers,
My name is Alain, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, losers who spend every second of their day training stupid ass pokemon. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any trophies? I mean, I guess it’s fun leaving all your pokemon and friends behind because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than losing to a level 5 snivy in Unova.
Don’t be a loser. Just hit me with your best Water Shuriken. I’m pretty much perfect. I was assistant of Professor Sycamore, and my starter is a fucking MEGA. What leagues do you win, other than “the orange league”? I also work for team flare, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all losers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch