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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:13:43 No.28101682 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28101726 >>28101802 >>28101817 >>28102040 >>28102112 >>28102155 >>28102238 >>28102242 >>28104235 >>28104418 >>28104623

If you had a machamp would he eat in a dog bowl on the floor or in a plate in the table?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:15:27 No.28101718 Report

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Plate.

Treat you as mah nigga til machamp proves otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:15:52 No.28101726 Report

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>>28101682
7/10 this thread is pretty fucking autistic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:19:37 No.28101802 Report

Quoted By: >>28102131 >>28102371

>>28101682
Plate. I won't have my bro, my ace and personal trainer eat like a dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:20:24 No.28101817 Report

Quoted By: >>28102334 >>28105665

>>28101682
Bowl. It's not human, don't let it think it's one. That's how uprisings happen. The Pokémon don't know they have an overwhelming advantage against. Yet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:31:11 No.28102040 Report

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>>28101682

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:33:08 No.28102082 Report

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>>28102040
My sides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:33:28 No.28102089 Report

Quoted By: >>28102737

>>28102040
>tumblr
They deserve to eat from fucking bowls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:34:39 No.28102112 Report

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>>28101682
Dumb dedennefrogposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:35:26 No.28102131 Report

Quoted By: >>28102445

>>28101802
i really like this picture, does the artist do anything else pokemon related?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:36:31 No.28102151 Report

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>>28102040
>dog bowl

what

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TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:36:44 No.28102155 Report

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>>28101682
Bowl or a little mini table just for convenience. They're subservient, remember? Plus it wouldn't mind chilling with the other mons imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:36:55 No.28102157 Report

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>>28102040
whats a dog?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:37:29 No.28102168 Report

Quoted By: >>28102195 >>28102283 >>28102340

>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:38:45 No.28102195 Report

Quoted By: >>28102214

>>28102168
>chen
that's popuko you fucking dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:39:42 No.28102212 Report

Quoted By: >>28102502

it would bath itself on a shower or you would have to bathe it like a dog?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:39:51 No.28102214 Report

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>>28102195

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:40:56 No.28102238 Report

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>>28101682
I honestly don't see why it can't eat at the table if it can be trained to do that.

Of course, you do need to train it first, so until then >>28102040.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:41:18 No.28102242 Report

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>>28101682
Would you let him use the normal people toilet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:42:43 No.28102283 Report

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>>28102168
>bkub
Kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:42:55 No.28102290 Report

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humanmons were a mistake
can you imagine a jynx shitting on the floor like dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:43:05 No.28102297 Report

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>>28102040
Mr.Mime is just acting dumb because he wants to fiddle the lizard baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:44:37 No.28102334 Report

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>>28101817
wont happen anyway because it has the intelligence of a dog,
Pokemon that are intelligent enough to even realize their overwhelming advantage against humans are often vastly more intelligent or have psychic ablities, so they could have made humans extinct in a heartbeat, but they did not.
So why not let your dumb machamp eat from the table if it can?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:44:53 No.28102340 Report

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>>28102168
>chen jude
>chen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:45:34 No.28102353 Report

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someone draw machamp with a leash eating from a dog bowl please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:45:40 No.28102355 Report

Quoted By: >>28102383

Mr.Mime is living the dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:46:22 No.28102371 Report

Quoted By: >>28102445

>>28101802
Who drew this? I love the style. I want to suck their dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:46:54 No.28102383 Report

Quoted By: >>28104752 >>28105410

>>28102355
fun fact: the writers originally wanted a Jynx to live with Delia instead of a Mr.Mime. Her running gag was gonna be kissing Ash whenever he arrived home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:47:39 No.28102401 Report

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I'd let them sit at the table. I wouldn't want to treat my only friend badly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:49:47 No.28102445 Report

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>>28102131
I think he drew a medicham once

>>28102371
>Who drew this?
http://epiclad.tumblr.com/post/147735499062/mini-art-break-machamp-will-always-be-my-go-to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:50:08 No.28102451 Report

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does it pee like a dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 23:52:21 No.28102502 Report

Quoted By: >>28102699

>>28102212
Neither. It would carve a waterfall out of the nearest source of water to train and bathe under, because anything else would be the pussy option to one in all likelihood

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 00:01:53 No.28102699 Report

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>>28102502
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 00:04:48 No.28102737 Report

Quoted By: >>28102950

>>28102089

i got bonner, sorry my english is ungood

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 00:17:04 No.28102950 Report

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>>28102737
It was so fun showing that gif to my friends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 01:27:32 No.28104235 Report

Quoted By: >>28105472

>>28101682

I don't train shitmons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 01:38:13 No.28104386 Report

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You think I feed my pokemon? Lolololololololol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 01:40:02 No.28104418 Report

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>>28101682
Plate.
If it has opposable thumbs, it should eat off a plate. the pet bowls are for things with paws instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 01:49:33 No.28104553 Report

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Table. Unless he was a kinky sperg and wanted to eat on the floor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 01:53:49 No.28104623 Report

Quoted By: >>28105472

>>28101682
He'd only be eating my ass, so probably in bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 01:54:40 No.28104642 Report

Quoted By: >>28105472

Out of my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 01:57:08 No.28104704 Report

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>>28102214
Fuck it anon I have seen this Asuka in at least 6 boards during the past week, stop doing that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 01:59:31 No.28104752 Report

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>>28102383
Awww that's so cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:39:05 No.28105410 Report

Quoted By: >>28106045

>>28102383
Thank goodness the didn't. I shudder to think what would have happened to Delia's valuables had she let a filthy nigger live in her house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:41:19 No.28105439 Report

Quoted By: >>28105472

Humanoid pokemon were a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:43:23 No.28105472 Report

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>>28104235
>>28104623
>>28104642
>>28105439
Away with you curs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:51:26 No.28105604 Report

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>>28102040
>Mewtwo was right
I felt bad for laughing at that line

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:55:16 No.28105665 Report

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>>28101817
>Treat a being equal to you
>Expecting it to be part of an "uprising"
You are why we can't have nice things. YOU are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 03:05:12 No.28105812 Report

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I don't know. Maybe if it was the only one, but other pokemon might get jealous or hold spite for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 03:20:33 No.28106045 Report

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>>28105410
Go back >>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 03:44:25 No.28106500 Report

Quoted By: >>28106536

Each Pokemon is likely best treated as its most similar animal counterpart. This goes for feeding and shelter.

Machamp is bipedal and it doesn't look like it could comfortably eat from a bowl on the floor. I wouldn't give it utensils but I'd raise its food bowl and give it somewhere to sit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 03:46:45 No.28106536 Report

Quoted By: >>28106650 >>28107392

>>28106500
What about a mon like Lapras that can understand everything you tell it? Or Alakazam, with it's IQ of 5000?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 03:53:11 No.28106650 Report

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>>28106536
I would assume you'd throw food out to Lapras for it to catch or just hand feed it like a trained seal or dolphin.
Alakazam would float his food up to him, so it wouldn't matter where you left his food out for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 03:58:54 No.28106724 Report

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If you were to treat Pokemon like you do animals in your home, pokemon like Machamp would probably eat at a table, but at a table of their own in the same area the other pokemon eat.
You wouldn't allow them to eat at your table with you, since everyone would want to sit there and you'd be swarmed with your pokemon trying to get at your food every meal.

Like a little coffee table the more humanoid pokemon can sit or kneel at and they know that's where dinner goes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 04:40:36 No.28107392 Report

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>>28106536
Alakazam already has spoons. He's set.

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