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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:14:25 No.28104981 View View Reply Original Report

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>7 generations
>20 years
>STILL 0 (ZERO) Jesus Lizard Pokémon

explain this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:16:13 No.28105018 Report

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>>28104981
>7 generations
>20 years
> STILL 0 (ZERO) games that are part of a franchise called Pocket Monsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:18:47 No.28105060 Report

Quoted By: >>28105104

>>28104981
It's been twenty years and we still don't have a dolphin pokemon, an animal 100 times more famous than the basilisk.

GF doesn't want to play all of its cards in one go so they can keep pumping out more games. There's your explanation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:19:47 No.28105076 Report

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>>28104981
Heliolisk is a frilled lizard, which is related to the Jesus Lizard species, and electric is SE against water, so close enough in my book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:20:01 No.28105080 Report

Quoted By: >>28110119

>>28104981
What is this hot new meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:21:44 No.28105104 Report

Quoted By: >>28105154 >>28105181 >>28105195 >>28105306

>>28105060
>What is Lanturn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:22:22 No.28105112 Report

Quoted By: >>28105185 >>28105214 >>28105232 >>28116492

>dozens of dog pokemon
>dozens of birds
>dozens of MONKEYS
>only one penguin line

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:24:07 No.28105154 Report

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>>28105104
Ahah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:25:32 No.28105181 Report

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>>28105104
>Lanturn
>dolphin
Anon, that's an angler fish. It's not even subtle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:25:54 No.28105185 Report

Quoted By: >>28105205

>>28105112
Because only exist 2 types of Penguins?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:26:29 No.28105195 Report

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>>28105104
not a dolphin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:27:04 No.28105205 Report

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>>28105185
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:27:31 No.28105214 Report

Quoted By: >>28116244

>>28105112

Delibird exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:27:37 No.28105217 Report

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I want a kangaroo pokémon.
Why can't we have it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:28:27 No.28105232 Report

Quoted By: >>28116244

>>28105112
I count two penguins

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:29:41 No.28105248 Report

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>>28105217
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:29:42 No.28105249 Report

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>>28105217
Because Kangaskhan is the best you're gonna get, even if it's just based on pouched mammals in general.

I'd love to a see a Fighting type Kangaskhan more closely based on the Kangaroo as an Alolan form, mind you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:30:02 No.28105253 Report

Quoted By: >>28105382

>>28105217
Kangaskhan exists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:31:11 No.28105277 Report

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>>28105217
Kangaskhan and Breloom technically already fit that role, just in a very loose sense.

A proper kangaroo would be nice though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:32:12 No.28105296 Report

Quoted By: >>28106153 >>28110114

>>28105217
Straya region where the image is always upside-down FUCKING WHEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:32:46 No.28105306 Report

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>>28105104
Because dolphins obviously don't have mammal-fins and tail flap, r-right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:34:38 No.28105332 Report

Quoted By: >>28106291

>>28104981

Game freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:37:34 No.28105382 Report

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>>28105253
Meh, it's not enough. And it doesn't look like one.
I want one that jumps, to give proper kicks, shit like that, not one who needs it's child to be relevant.
So. Fuck Kanga-- ...remove "skhan" and add it "roo" and there you have.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 02:49:32 No.28105569 Report

Quoted By: >>28106166

>7 years
>20 generations
>STILL 0 (ZERO) Butterfly Pokémon

thanks Gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 03:26:08 No.28106153 Report

Quoted By: >>28110132

>>28105296
>step outside of house
>immediately attacked by a horde of evolved spider Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 03:26:30 No.28106166 Report

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>>28105569
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 03:34:34 No.28106291 Report

Quoted By: >>28108951

>>28105332
>number
>still no unown gamefreak-form

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 05:28:15 No.28108115 Report

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>7 generations
>20 years
>STILL 0 (ZERO) Pokémon
How can you fuck up this badly?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 06:23:11 No.28108919 Report

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>>28104981
>7 generations
>20 years
>STILL 0 (ZERO) Poison type legendary/mythical pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 06:24:06 No.28108930 Report

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>>28104981

>7 generations
>20 years
>STILL haven't seen OP not sucking cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 06:25:43 No.28108951 Report

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>>28106291
At least the Game Freak star got made into Minior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 08:15:25 No.28110114 Report

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>>28105296

>no longer have to flip DS to evolve Inkay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 08:16:32 No.28110119 Report

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>>28105080
Who is this hot newfag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 08:17:17 No.28110125 Report

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there's still never been a proper spider

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 08:17:52 No.28110132 Report

Quoted By: >>28115021

>>28106153
>Straya region has roaming legendary spiders
>They don't run from you, instead they hunt you down

10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 12:15:38 No.28111798 Report

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>>28104981
>tfw Digimon franchise has a Jesus Dragon with flaming swords

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 12:23:45 No.28111852 Report

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>>28104981
Yes we do

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 12:24:44 No.28111862 Report

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>still no sundew pokemon
ENOUGH MAMMALS AND REPTILES WITH SOME LEAVES GROWING ON THEM I WANT KICKASS PLANTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 15:39:57 No.28114170 Report

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>>28104981
There's like 20

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:06:48 No.28114605 Report

Quoted By: >>28114974

>>28104981
>Jesus Lizard

Wat?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:31:45 No.28114974 Report

Quoted By: >>28115100

>>28114605
This feller, also known as a basilisk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:35:30 No.28115011 Report

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>7 generations
>20 years
>STILL 0 (ZERO) Pokémon that live underwater

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:36:10 No.28115021 Report

Quoted By: >>28115137 >>28115322

>>28104981
>Next year - 1
>Still NO bipedal firestarter
>>28110132
That would be cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:38:51 No.28115047 Report

Quoted By: >>28115125

>>28105217
>fucking kanghaskhan
>fucking ampharos
>fucking breloom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:42:59 No.28115100 Report

Quoted By: >>28115452

>>28114974
Literally Heliolisk. It even learns Surf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:45:40 No.28115125 Report

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>>28115047
>generic genwun body type +pouch
>bipedal sheep
>mushroom dinosaur
>kangaroos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:46:40 No.28115137 Report

Quoted By: >>28115209

>>28115021
>dat weird ass water route
>no water rout to the southeast island
What the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:51:52 No.28115209 Report

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>>28115137
I think that's the Great Barrier Reef?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:59:41 No.28115322 Report

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>>28115021
dude this is sinnoh 2.0, its way too complex for normies to get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 17:06:40 No.28115425 Report

Quoted By: >>28116107

>>28104981

>Charizard
>Jap name is Lizardon

?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 17:08:26 No.28115452 Report

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>>28115100
I agree, OP is being a meme faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 17:46:16 No.28116107 Report

Quoted By: >>28116519

>>28115425
The lizard OP is talking about is the "Jesus Lizard" so called because it runs on water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 17:53:14 No.28116244 Report

Quoted By:

>>28105214
>>28105232
Isn't Delibird, you know, a bird? It's in it's name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 18:05:16 No.28116492 Report

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>>28105112
>>dozens of birds
>>only one penguin line

I can't help but feel there will always be more birds than penguins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 18:07:19 No.28116519 Report

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>>28116107

oh, i missread.

but wouldn't that be Heliolisk's evo line?

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