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Zubat's revenge

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:24:08 No.28114852 View View Reply Original Report

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I just had a dose of karma

>yesterday

>talking to friend about Pokémon

>make a joke about Zubat being annoying

>friend says they don't mind Zubat

>continue ripping on Zubat

somewhere in the multiverse, the bat gods are stirring...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:31:45 No.28114973 Report

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>later that night, around 1 in the morning

>start hearing thudding and little *fwip* sounds

>wut?

>hear a squeak

>ohshit.jpg

>there's a bat in here

>if I try to get up, he swoops at me

>he's knocking over everything on my dressers

>need a plan, fast!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:40:39 No.28115071 Report

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Did you even plan this before starting?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:45:19 No.28115120 Report

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>Light switch on other end of room

>patio door next to bed

>bat somewhere in the darkness

>get my wits together, and leap from my bed. Naked, because Summer

>bat dives at me, and I barely duck under it

>hit light switch

>see bat flying above my bed

>he flies at me again

>I need to get to the patio door

>I grab a hanger to protect myself from the flying intruder

>he makes another swoop at me

>I swing my hanger

>hanger breaks apart midswing and the end goes flying, leaving me with just the hook

>THIS BAT IS A FUCKING WIZARD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:55:07 No.28115262 Report

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>Run to patio door, throwing it open

>after continued run-ins with this aggressive flying rodent, I can't get him to leave.

>he keeps flying right at me, only to zip away at the last second

>this continues for a minute or two, as the flying creature continues his aerial assault

>I know bats often carry rabies, so I'm really afraid of this fucking thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 17:07:35 No.28115441 Report

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>the bat, possibly noticing my fear, or deciding I'd been adequately punished, flies to the door

>he lands on the floor

>looks back at me over his shoulder

>his tiny eyes, gaze into my soul

>then, he turns away

>and takes off into the night

>I think I understood that final message he was giving me

>I've been warned

>I watch him fly, until he leaves the light and dissappears into the darkness

I've learned my lesson.

Don't fuck with Zubat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 17:09:35 No.28115479 Report

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I know I didn't structure this well. I'm not great at structuring stuff. But I wanted to tell it, either way.

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