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Quoted By: >>28123378 >>28123399 >>28123407 >>28123438 >>28123442 >>28123559 >>28123577 >>28123590 >>28123605 >>28123702
VP, I need your Help... I ruins my lofe
>be me
>20 years of age
>am playing pokemon red version
>my sister calls me
>says she is horny and ask if I'm up for weekly intercoarse session
>i say no, because I Am playing ookem
>get angry to me
>then, I find a Shiny kricrttttot
>luky me
>i scream FUCK YES!!!!!!! with 6 exclamation marks
>only then do i realize my girlfriend was still on phone and asked if i wanted him to leave
>she cries and hang up
>but i Catched the Kircetune
>it is tomorrow
>I go to the mail office
>there my girlfriend is getting fucked by some man I don ot know
>who i ask
>brother she answer
>But it's a lie
>taking out my katana i Slice his head off CLEAN until he runs away
>my girlfriend is crying
>"did i tell yoh to crie bitch"
>we fuck
>i take my katana mid fucking
>I snippie my cockus while it in her but
>so i can be with her 4ever and not her fake boyfriend
/VP\ WHAT TO DO
>be me
>20 years of age
>am playing pokemon red version
>my sister calls me
>says she is horny and ask if I'm up for weekly intercoarse session
>i say no, because I Am playing ookem
>get angry to me
>then, I find a Shiny kricrttttot
>luky me
>i scream FUCK YES!!!!!!! with 6 exclamation marks
>only then do i realize my girlfriend was still on phone and asked if i wanted him to leave
>she cries and hang up
>but i Catched the Kircetune
>it is tomorrow
>I go to the mail office
>there my girlfriend is getting fucked by some man I don ot know
>who i ask
>brother she answer
>But it's a lie
>taking out my katana i Slice his head off CLEAN until he runs away
>my girlfriend is crying
>"did i tell yoh to crie bitch"
>we fuck
>i take my katana mid fucking
>I snippie my cockus while it in her but
>so i can be with her 4ever and not her fake boyfriend
/VP\ WHAT TO DO
