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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 05:41:20 No.28129380 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28129398 >>28129437 >>28131314 >>28131478 >>28131546 >>28131552 >>28131577

>You will never ______

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 05:42:32 No.28129398 Report

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>>28129380
>You will never live in a world where Lucario is Fighting/Psychic
Why even live

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 05:43:20 No.28129404 Report

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lick Pokégirl toejam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 05:47:27 No.28129436 Report

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>>28129398
You do live in a world where Lucario can be proud of it's power, though. Small victories, anon.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 05:47:30 No.28129437 Report

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>>28129380
>You will never have your bro-cario pounce on you as you get home from work, giving your face wet sloppy licks
Yeah there are real dogs for that but we all know that ain't the fucking same

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 05:51:11 No.28129473 Report

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>You will never marry your Pokewaifu(s)
it really hurts

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 06:11:19 No.28129639 Report

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Pump Misty raw with everything I have, knowing fully well that it will never be enough to satisfy her.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 09:29:40 No.28130986 Report

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>you will never feel the warmth of your Espeon husbando cuddled up with you on a cold night
>you will never see him smile when you pet him and tell him you love him
>you will never hold his front paws as if holding hands
>you will never feel him affectionately lick your face
>you will never feel him nuzzle against your chest as the two of you drift off to a peaceful, happy sleep
>you will never travel the region and go to the most romantic places just to spend time there with him
>you will never feel him use Psychic to playfully tug your pants down
>you will never be a secret pokephile with him
why live

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 09:40:48 No.28131052 Report

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>>28130986
>secret pokephile with a psychic type
nah bitch, that guys gonna be broadcasting your play time to other people.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 09:46:03 No.28131085 Report

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>>28131052
Even better as long as Pokephilia isn't illegal.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 09:46:20 No.28131087 Report

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>You will never be roughly fucked by Guzma only to have him apologise after
Why live

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 09:47:27 No.28131095 Report

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>>28129436
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 09:49:17 No.28131107 Report

Quoted By: >>28131682

>you will never be a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 09:52:10 No.28131121 Report

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>>28131085
Considering it's pretty canon, I don't think it's Illegal. The Tentacool in the bathtub, The old ladies Mightyena boyfriend, etc.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:01:51 No.28131169 Report

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>You will never be the very best
Fuck off ash

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:26:22 No.28131314 Report

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>>28129380
>catch them all

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:41:14 No.28131420 Report

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>>28129437
THICC

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:50:04 No.28131478 Report

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>>28129380
>tfw you'll never wake up as a pokemon, and be forced to adapt to a new life of adventuring with your new best friend who always pushes you to be your best
>tfw this is a genuine feel

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:51:31 No.28131486 Report

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>>28131169

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:55:37 No.28131502 Report

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>You will never die
No choice

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:02:24 No.28131546 Report

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>>28129380
>You will never be wandering on the dance floor, in the middle of the night
>then a hot lady appears offering a jack and coke (which you chug)
>You will never call a cab and take her to your home
>It will never be like a tornado in your bed
>All you see is hair and flesh, just a spinning blurry mess
>but before you black out, the lady takes her wig off, and says "I'm your Pokemon, you'll understand some day"
>That was not a chick, it was your Pokemon in a wig
>"I don't understand why my Pokemon would drug me, just to have sex with me", you say to your accountant.
>"I mean I'm sure there was a good reason for it to do what it did I guess. But, I dunno. I don't really know what to say about this."
>You will never come home drunk one day, ready to be on the other side of that night
>You will never be less intoxicated each time as you keep repeating this
>You will never become a closet Pokephile because your Pokemon drugged you one night
Does this fulfil my weekly shitposting quota?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:03:20 No.28131552 Report

Quoted By: >>28131682

>>28129380
>you will never cuddle cute Pokemon
>or be a cute Pokemon yourself
life is suffering

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:06:58 No.28131577 Report

Quoted By: >>28131600

>>28129380
>you will never be able to shove a spelon berry up your ass

Might as well lay down and die

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:09:04 No.28131600 Report

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>>28131577
That's a good way to literally die.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:12:26 No.28131630 Report

Quoted By: >>28131634

>you will never get that same amount of excitement finding a shiny Pokemon after obtaining the power of savefile editing

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:13:16 No.28131634 Report

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>>28131630
>he gave into the digital jew

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:14:01 No.28131642 Report

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>I will never make my Up to date gen revisit of Johoto/Kantor that takes place 6 years after GSC
>I will never make my 3 mini regions based off of Ireland/ so California/ The Alps with 6 gyms each, covering all of the types with a post game centeral nexius off the 3 regions

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:15:12 No.28131646 Report

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>you will never dick a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:21:33 No.28131679 Report

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>You will never live to see a well done Pokemon game for 15< audience

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:22:03 No.28131682 Report

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>>28131478
>>28131107
>>28131552

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:35:20 No.28131756 Report

Quoted By: >>28131769 >>28131775

>>28131679
>What is BW2

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:35:58 No.28131763 Report

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>you will never realize that /vp/ is 100% faggots and furries and that you are truly the last straight man who plays Pokemon
You will never. But I did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:36:53 No.28131769 Report

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>>28131756
>main series game
>not dedicated for elementary school kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:37:59 No.28131775 Report

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>>28131756
>you will never understand why /vp/ loves BW2 so much
Feels bad man

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