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>>28131284
I was going to make a joke about who her mother is, but yeah, as a fully evolved pokemon she should be joining the workforce or finding a man of her own to seduce. She's a hyperintelligent psychic type after all.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:25:29 No.28131310 Report

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>>28131300
>letting your daughter fuck anybody but you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:26:39 No.28131317 Report

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>>28131285
>>28131300

Obviously your gardevoir-daughter is a lazy millennial college hipster

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:33:50 No.28131371 Report

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>>28131285
Obviously she's in her last 2 years idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:35:53 No.28131387 Report

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So do they make clothing with a big hole in the middle for gardevoirs or do you have to buy normal clothing and then cut a hole in it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:40:06 No.28131413 Report

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>>28131300
>Evolution is equal to age meme

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:42:55 No.28131433 Report

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>>28131300
>finding a man of her own to seduce
>implying she isn't right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:48:17 No.28131466 Report

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>>28131413
>tfw when only a Kirlia
>my much larger than me Gardevoir daughter loves to treat me as her sex toy
>She beats and yells at me then furiously fucks me
>brings home Gallades then makes me watch her fuck them
>if lucky she won't beat more after for jacking my micro Kirlia penis off while watching

God damnit! Why won't I ever be the father of a Pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:52:36 No.28131489 Report

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 10:58:57 No.28131518 Report

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>>28131413
In the case of Ralts->Kirlia->Gardevoir/Gallade, it pretty clearly mirrors human aging, with Kirlia being middle/high school age and Gardevoir being an adult. Having a Gardevoir go to school feels wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:11:45 No.28131621 Report

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>>28131518
Gardevoir can easily be high school

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 11:13:52 No.28131639 Report

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>>28131466
Are you okay, anon?
>>28131518
I would imagine Gardevoirs would be common enough in high school, honestly. I don't see how it would be so wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 12:05:24 No.28132031 Report

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>your daughtervoir tells you she wants to major in women's studies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 12:12:37 No.28132092 Report

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>>28131267
You're not my daughter. I married a Luxray.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 12:13:54 No.28132098 Report

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>>28132031
>she

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 12:14:57 No.28132106 Report

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>>28132092
Married =/= Fugged

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 12:44:54 No.28132389 Report

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>>28132106
I would never cuck my wife and I would never fuck a Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 13:57:17 No.28133140 Report

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>>28131433
>not staying faithful to her mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 14:05:43 No.28133229 Report

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>>28131283
>autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 14:23:38 No.28133421 Report

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What if you live in a college town and Daughtervoir got into that local Ivy League?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 14:33:52 No.28133528 Report

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>>28133421
Don't let her join the navy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 14:36:57 No.28133558 Report

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>>28133528
I feel like I'm missing the reference.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 14:37:56 No.28133567 Report

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>>28131267
Who are you? Why are you calling me dad? Why do you want me to kiss you? When did you show up here? Where did you even come from? What is going on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 14:40:00 No.28133595 Report

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>>28133567
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOME
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WAIFU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 16:39:58 No.28135106 Report

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>>28131267
You get back in this house young lady. No daughter of mine is going to school without toast in her mouth. I bet you weren't even gonna be late.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 16:43:30 No.28135136 Report

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>>28131267
For fucks sake Gardevoir, you're not a little girl anymore. Your a teacher now and you should act your age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 16:45:30 No.28135160 Report

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>>28131267
But son, you are pokemons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 16:46:38 No.28135174 Report

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>>28131489
Fuck, I've never seen the dialogue for that panel and it's hilarous

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 16:57:02 No.28135287 Report

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>>28131317
>using three buzzwords in one post
brilliant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 17:06:10 No.28135432 Report

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>>28131267
>you will never fug a Gardevoir
>you will never have a qt Ralts daughter as a result
>you will never raise that Ralts just like any child and care for her
>you will never watch her grow older and evolve
>you will never see your once little girl go off to college
hmmm, hanging myself seems like a good idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 17:11:04 No.28135519 Report

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>>28135432
Just get a 3D and then give your kid a green bowl cut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 17:12:15 No.28135540 Report

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>>28135432
>You will never fug your qt daughter

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 17:14:50 No.28135581 Report

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Great!
A Garedevoir thread.
Haven't seen one of these in a long time!

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 17:16:18 No.28135609 Report

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>>28131267
bye bye honey!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 17:25:12 No.28135732 Report

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>>28133595
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF

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