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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:13:53 No.28144735 View View Reply Original Report

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>So those Egg-like things that are found at the Pokemon Day Care...
>Stricky speaking, they're not Eggs. They're more like a Pokemon cradle.
What did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:17:06 No.28144798 Report

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The pokémon doesn't evolve from a single cell (the egg itself) into a fullly formed being inside the egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:47:19 No.28145405 Report

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>>28144735

Pokemon eggs aren't like traditional eggs. They're probably more like bundles of energy that form into Pokemon. Pokemon likely don't even lay the eggs themselves, at least not through standard reproductive means. I like the idea that eggs actually really do just appear when no one is looking and two compatible Pokemon have spent time together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:48:53 No.28145423 Report

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>>28144735
It's an all ages game that appeals, mostly, to children. The dev team realized this and stayed clear of any implications of things related to sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:52:50 No.28145487 Report

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>>28145423
how are humans in the pokemon world born?

Machampanon

Machampanon Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:53:03 No.28145493 Report

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>>28144735
They aren't a yolk being fertilized, they come fully formed in the egg, when pokemon is conceived. The egg shell itself is to protect the pokemon from harm while their mind develops.
>maybe atleast
>i think its easier to think of them as regular eggs and be done with it

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TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:54:23 No.28145511 Report

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what if Pokémon don't hatch from eggs, they evolve from them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:54:36 No.28145514 Report

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>>28145487
When a male and female loves each other very much...
They can't breed because they have inferior IVs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:54:43 No.28145516 Report

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>>28144735
Never went to Sex Ed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:55:10 No.28145521 Report

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>>28144735
Maybe they try to explain why Snorlax can breed Muchlax whit Full Incens and another Snorlax without object

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:55:17 No.28145522 Report

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>>28145487
human cradles

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:56:12 No.28145544 Report

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>>28144735
the adults don't want to explain sex to a child. it's that simple

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 02:59:57 No.28145616 Report

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>>28144735
They don't want to actually explain this crap to the kids playing the games, and are just talking metaphorically in the loosest sense of things.

Don't take what they say so literally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:02:00 No.28145654 Report

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>>28145522
What in the pokémon world do hatch from eggs?

Machampanon

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Machampanon Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:04:30 No.28145698 Report

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Double the edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:04:31 No.28145699 Report

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>>28145654
Togepi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:05:02 No.28145706 Report

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>>28144735
>pokemon is born
>parents procceed to encase the baby alive inside an orb
>baby spends the beginning of it's life terrified inside a sealed container

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:05:56 No.28145720 Report

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>>28145706
This is why they are so accustomed to pokéballs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:07:47 No.28145750 Report

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>>28145511
what if you don't reply to this with ''lol'' your mom will die in her sleep tonight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:08:41 No.28145758 Report

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>>28145750

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:09:52 No.28145770 Report

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>>28145511
What a cancerous post.
>lel what if *insert stupid unfunny statement attempting to be ironically stupid but failin here*? *insert anime reaction image here*
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:11:19 No.28145791 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:12:20 No.28145805 Report

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>>28145750

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:12:28 No.28145807 Report

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>>28145770

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:28:09 No.28146052 Report

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>>28144735

It tell you in HGSS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:33:57 No.28146153 Report

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>>28145750

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:37:07 No.28146192 Report

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>>28145487
Kisses

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:38:40 No.28146204 Report

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>>28146192

Sex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:53:38 No.28146426 Report

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>>28144735

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 03:57:53 No.28146501 Report

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>>28145750
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:01:11 No.28146551 Report

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>>28145750
That's okay Your mother will die in her sleep unless this post gets exactly three replies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:10:07 No.28146676 Report

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>>28146551

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:20:02 No.28146842 Report

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>>28145750
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:21:01 No.28146853 Report

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>>28146551
AHHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:21:04 No.28146855 Report

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>>28146551
You aren't okay.

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:21:50 No.28146868 Report

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>>28146551
And this is the killing blow

Good work everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:22:03 No.28146873 Report

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>>28145750
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:23:43 No.28146898 Report

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>>28145750
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:24:15 No.28146903 Report

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>>28146551
lol ur mum is kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:26:21 No.28146938 Report

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>>28145750
Nice to know the tread was derailed by one of these faggots

Anonymous ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Anonymous ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:27:58 No.28146962 Report

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>>28146853
FRANKIE SINATRA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:28:35 No.28146972 Report

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>>28146938
His mom is dead now. It's okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:30:07 No.28147000 Report

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>>28145405
This guy gets it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:35:42 No.28147079 Report

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>>28144735
just as pokemon faint instead of dying, they materialize egg "cradles" instead of mating and laying eggs. it's GF, don't have to explain shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:37:20 No.28147092 Report

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>>28145405
> I like the idea that eggs actually really do just appear when no one is looking and two compatible Pokemon have spent time together

Wot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:38:24 No.28147108 Report

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>>28147092
When a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:39:58 No.28147130 Report

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>>28146962
FRANKIE MY BOY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:44:58 No.28147186 Report

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>>28145698
Steel sharpens steel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:45:03 No.28147190 Report

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>>28145750
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:46:03 No.28147209 Report

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>>28146551
but why

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:56:03 No.28147336 Report

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>>28145750
Rofl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 04:56:46 No.28147342 Report

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>>28147130
MY BOY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 05:25:13 No.28147658 Report

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>>28144735
That he came from a hyper religious family where sex is bad and that was the story he was told. In other words; total bullshit. What's next? Pelipper?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 05:29:40 No.28147712 Report

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>>28145750
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 05:29:51 No.28147716 Report

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>>28145750
lol

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