>Pokemon don't have tits
I was about to reply to this statement in the last thread, so I'll just leave my thoughts here.
How does anyone know whether they do or not? "In the official artwork-" Well, in the official artwork, Pokemon aren't depicted as having penises either. But they reproduce, so it's safe to assume they have some sort of reproductive organs. But it's a game for kids so they're not going to show stuff like that. Use a Rapidash, and tell me if during battle, when viewing it from behind, do you see a peen, vag, even an anus. No. Does that mean it doesn't have them? No, it just means that like most things geared toward kiddos, they exclude that stuff.
Do Pokemon, specifically Gardevoir have tits? Who the fuck knows. They're not real. Maybe they do, maybe they don't. They "official" Pokédex data says Gardevoir are 5'3" and weigh 106.6lbs. does that mean that every single one of them is that size? Or is that just a generalized average? Maybe they're not all the same size. Maybe some have breasts and some don't. Maybe male Gardevoir have curly pig penises, maybe they're straight, who the fuck knows. The anti-garde arguments are just as baseless and stupid as the pro-garde ones. We're all aquarists, that's why we play Pokemon in the first place.
