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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:08:56 No.28159077 View View Reply Original Report

Stumbled on this website looking for a picture of Cyndaquil. What the fuck?

http://kilkakon.com/pokedex/list.php?filter=type

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:11:26 No.28159135 Report

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>>28159077
Nice blog faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:11:27 No.28159136 Report

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>>28159077
weapons grade autism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:19:39 No.28159304 Report

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>>28159077
Is this you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:21:40 No.28159330 Report

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>>28159304
No. I think I would just an hero if I felt compelled to make stuff like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:26:56 No.28159433 Report

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>>28159077
>the gastly

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:42:26 No.28159733 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:44:15 No.28159769 Report

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>>28159077
>>28159433
>>28159733
Lot of dubs in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:46:06 No.28159807 Report

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Thanks op just found new fap material

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:47:53 No.28159837 Report

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>Zubat's genitalia are slightly more sensitive to sunlight than the rest of his body. To protect his genitals he flies in a horizontal orientation so that his body covers them. His willy and balls flop and bounce as he flies along.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:52:50 No.28159906 Report

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what

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:54:18 No.28159938 Report

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>>28159077
That had the potential to be cool.
It's fucking awful though, holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:57:21 No.28159994 Report

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I'm not even surprised something like this exists, but what I don't get is why pretty much ever entry describes the foreskin in detail and how much stuff flops around.

Also
>Mew's balls are said to possess the genetic composition of all Pokémon.

wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 21:59:53 No.28160047 Report

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>>28159077
http://kilkakon.com/me.html
>Hello, I'm Tristan Keating, otherwise known as Kilkakon. I love God as well as love helping others and making them happy. I've just completed University (Bachelor of Science in Computer Science & Games Technology) and now seek to start generating some income in order to further my goals of improving the quality of life of every person on this planet for the glory of God. If you're interested in having me help you out professionaly, contact me right away! If you are here for the fun things--I hope I can make you happy in the small way that I can. :)
uhhhhhhhh

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:02:58 No.28160112 Report

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>>28160047
Jesus fuck...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:05:37 No.28160181 Report

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Dat shiny mode thou
Not every poke can be ether gender
2.234/17

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:07:44 No.28160224 Report

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>>28160047
>>28160112
kilkakon-totodile.deviantart.com/art/Want-to-RP-with-me-573753415
This guy is repressed as fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:10:22 No.28160274 Report

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>>28159077
>implying that charizard, a reptile, has mammalian genitalia
anon...

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:12:44 No.28160331 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:13:21 No.28160339 Report

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>Furret
>When nesting, he takes care of his young by curling up around them, resting his offspring on his soft, warm balls. His fuzzy ballsac acts as a safe and protective blanket, lulling his young to peaceful sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:14:16 No.28160360 Report

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>>28159077
I kek'd hard
Thank you, anon. I needed that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:15:22 No.28160383 Report

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>Lacking any defensive special features like armour or thickened skin, Axew's genitalia contrast with his aggressive temperament. His foreskin is soft and flexible; his large balls hang peacefully in his long ballsac. Truly a Pokémon who is more aggressive than his genitals would suggest.

TRULY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:20:03 No.28160480 Report

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>>28160339
Did this dude's dad teabag him when he was a kid or something? That's one hell of a weird fetish to have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:22:07 No.28160524 Report

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>>28160480
>fetish
It's not sexual :^)
>>28160047
>I'm sure some are wondering about the nudity and how that works with me being a Christian. I believe that nudity is totally innocent and that it's only when it's turned into something sexual that it becomes perverted.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:22:39 No.28160539 Report

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>>28159077
:(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:23:06 No.28160544 Report

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>>28159077

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:23:33 No.28160556 Report

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>>28160480
I like to think that the pastor touched him as a child.
He did mention he loves God, which implies that he is Christian too. (Source >>28160047).

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:24:34 No.28160572 Report

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w-why does this unsettle me so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:25:45 No.28160600 Report

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this shit isn't even anatomically accurate
it's just putting human dick and balls onto pokemon

fucking retarded, at least try to get it correct

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:26:48 No.28160617 Report

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>>28159077
W H Y
H
Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:27:10 No.28160625 Report

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>>28159077
Hey, i drew that typhlosion!

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:27:45 No.28160639 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:28:26 No.28160647 Report

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This is a level of cringe I did not prepare for...
>>28159994
>Mew's balls are said to possess the genetic composition of all Pokémon.

why can't it breed then?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:30:43 No.28160694 Report

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>>28160639

Oh lord....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:32:02 No.28160714 Report

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>they all have the same human dick with phimosis

well that's dissapointing

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:33:29 No.28160743 Report

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>Said to appear in decrepit, deserted buildings. He has no real shape as his body is made of gas. Despite lacking substance, he can envelop an opponent of any size and put it to sleep without notice. When exposed to a strong wind, a Gastly's gaseous body quickly dwindles away. They cluster under the eaves of houses to escape the ravages of wind.

>Gastly's genitalia float independently of the main body, attached to a small cloud of poisonous gas. This cloud can appear and disappear in the same matter as the main body. Some trickster Gastly like to hide in odd locations, revealing only their genitalia, to give a surprise to anybody who notices them.
The Gastly line doesn't deserve this.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:34:59 No.28160768 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:38:15 No.28160824 Report

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>Cloyster

Anonymouse

Anonymouse Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:38:39 No.28160836 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:41:55 No.28160916 Report

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>>28159077

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:47:23 No.28161012 Report

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This is genuinely terrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:50:57 No.28161086 Report

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disgusting to say the least

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:51:34 No.28161096 Report

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>>28160047
>I hope I can make you happy in the small way that I can.
>for the Glory of God
By.....drawing soft dicks on all the Pokémon? You what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:54:43 No.28161146 Report

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>>28160572
The language this guy uses and fixation with genitalia reminds me of a serial killer like Albert Fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 22:57:24 No.28161202 Report

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>>28159077
Lacking any defensive special features like armour or thickened skin, Axew's genitalia contrast with his aggressive temperament. His foreskin is soft and flexible; his large balls hang peacefully in his long ballsac. Truly a Pokémon who is more aggressive than his genitals would suggest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:03:17 No.28161328 Report

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>>28160383
>>28161202
Is this going to be a new meme?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:06:50 No.28161400 Report

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>>28160639

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:09:01 No.28161441 Report

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>>28160639
Why

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:15:07 No.28161568 Report

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I haven't even viewed the website yet and I'm on the verge of crying and have had to get out of my chair to walk around and clear my head twice.

I've seen a lot of cringe, but this is giga-cringe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:15:36 No.28161582 Report

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>That Snivy though

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:18:02 No.28161634 Report

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>>28161328

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:19:17 No.28161665 Report

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>>28161146
Not just the genitals, but specifically the foreskin and the balls. There's a story to be told here, and I'm guessing it might be a story of regret.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:19:29 No.28161670 Report

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>>28159077
Fresh material for the cringe thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:20:53 No.28161698 Report

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>>28161665
>obsession with foreskin
>emphatically christian
hm...

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:21:39 No.28161717 Report

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>>28159077
This is genuinely terrible.
It's not that it exists, it's that somebody put a lot of time into it existing.
Good god what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:23:49 No.28161767 Report

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>>28161717
They're getting paid
https://www.patreon.com/UncensoredPokedex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:26:47 No.28161819 Report

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>When viewed through a microscope, this Pokémon's short, fine, delicate hair can be seen covering his body. Mew's balls are said to possess the genetic composition of all Pokémon.

This website is like a fever dream.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:29:09 No.28161856 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:30:43 No.28161895 Report

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>>28161767
Why is Professor Wisteria such a pervert?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:31:06 No.28161906 Report

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>>28160556
>Despite their small size Aron's balls are surprisingly firm and heavy. His foreskin is also quite tough, featuring far less elasticity than one would expect of an unevolved Pokémon.
yup

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:33:42 No.28161948 Report

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>Someone actually took the time to make all this.

wew
I kek'd, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:34:01 No.28161953 Report

Quoted By: >>28162066 >>28162084

the kek train keeps on chugging

http://kilkakon-totodile.deviantart.com/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:34:31 No.28161965 Report

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It isn't even that creative. All the balls and willies look the same.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:34:39 No.28161976 Report

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>Latios' genitalia hang underneath his body as he flies about. When he moves at top speed his genitalia flop backwards, safely behind his teardrop form. Both the foreskin and ballsac are incredibly smooth, reducing drag.

And here I thought many of the official dex entries were silly...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:36:23 No.28162010 Report

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I think "balls and willies" should be a wordfilter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:36:26 No.28162012 Report

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I'm genuinely wondering what this guy looks like, now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:37:28 No.28162027 Report

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>>28161146
>/vp/ finds the website of a future serial killer

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:38:25 No.28162043 Report

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>>28162012

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:39:12 No.28162056 Report

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>>28160639

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:39:31 No.28162066 Report

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>>28161953
>I love uncut pokémon boys! They are sooo cute! Snuggling them and seeing them play around innocently is so nice.
>I dislike erotic works and try to keep my distance from such matters.

>>28162027
He kills uncut guys and harvests their foreskin for his collection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:39:32 No.28162067 Report

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>>28162043
Joe's evil twin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:39:35 No.28162070 Report

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Holy shit his website is a goldmine

Here's a fun download for if you want charmanders to populate your desktop in a non-sexual way:
http://kilkakon.com /projects/other/charshimeji.zip

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:40:03 No.28162078 Report

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>>28162012
>www.kilkakon.com
How about you go and look like the rest of us are doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:40:22 No.28162084 Report

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>>28161953
>Australia
not even fucking surprised

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:41:24 No.28162107 Report

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>>28162066
>>I love uncut pokémon boys! They are sooo cute! Snuggling them and seeing them play around innocently is so nice.
>>I dislike erotic works and try to keep my distance from such matters.

This reminds me of that comic about the guy who would talk about how soft his son's genitals were and then insist it wasn't weird or gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:41:26 No.28162110 Report

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>>28162066
>I dislike erotic works and try to keep my distance from such matters.
>the guy drawing all the art for him also draws actually normal furry porn
uh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:41:34 No.28162112 Report

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>>28160047
>graduate with a degree in CS
>use your skills to make absurd pokemon porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:41:42 No.28162114 Report

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>>28162066
He should be a Rabbi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:43:29 No.28162141 Report

Quoted By: >>28162214 >>28162240 >>28162703 >>28162719

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ7saAGn1Yw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:45:07 No.28162167 Report

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>>28159769
Finally another anon who appreciates gets in /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:45:34 No.28162176 Report

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http://konfluxwebdesign.com/index.php
His web design site

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:47:06 No.28162210 Report

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>>28162043
everyday faces
everyday places

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:47:22 No.28162214 Report

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>>28162141
it says it's gaming news but he offers no actual news about games. Just self-promotion and faggy vlogging.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:47:39 No.28162215 Report

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>>28162176

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:48:41 No.28162232 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfrYmWM_4BM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:48:59 No.28162240 Report

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>>28162141
Does his charmander have a plush willie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:49:13 No.28162243 Report

Quoted By: >>28162351 >>28162356 >>28164683

This comments on his DA are even more gold.

>I just think adorable things look even cuter with human-like genitalia.

>Cute innocent naked pokemon just make me smile.

>hehehehe >//w//< Id sure like to feel my genitals touching someone elses
>It's cute!

>I am a totodile boy you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:52:55 No.28162326 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqg2_1OxgU

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:53:21 No.28162337 Report

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This man needs to be interviewed. We need someone to give us an inside look on his psyche

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Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:53:58 No.28162350 Report

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This is legitimately creepy.

I don't think I've ever seen this level of repression. He very clearly has sexual urges relating to Pokemon but can't admit it because he thinks it's forbidden by his religion.

This whole thing is like a cry for help. Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:54:07 No.28162351 Report

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>>28162243
I found this in his journals
https://www.dropbox.com/s/buuazr6sridarln/psa.txt?dl=0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:54:20 No.28162356 Report

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>>28162243
>I'll keep rocking on for sure, sorry that it was too much foreskin for you to handle!

I don't even watch this show but part of me want to see him on "My Strange Addiction"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:58:21 No.28162437 Report

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>>28162337
Probably wouldn't find anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:59:27 No.28162451 Report

Quoted By: >>28162526 >>28163055 >>28163113 >>28164026

>I have a totodile persona that I use in games and forums. It's all just harmless fun though; I know I'm human, and no, I'm not a furry. Making that point crystal clear now. :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Aug 2016 23:59:47 No.28162458 Report

Quoted By: >>28162495

>>28162437
Because a good serial killer can fool a psych exam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:01:05 No.28162495 Report

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>>28162458
Something like that. And not even serial killers either.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:02:21 No.28162526 Report

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>>28162451
This dude isn't kidding anyone.

I haven't looked at the OP link yet, are they all with cock and balls or is there at least one with a vagina?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:02:52 No.28162534 Report

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>>28162350
I didn't realize how deep the rabbit-hole went when I posted this. The things people are digging up here are seriously disturbing, like serial killer/kidnapper material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:03:35 No.28162552 Report

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>>28162526
Only a couple.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:05:19 No.28162585 Report

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>>28162526
It's mostly male
He doesn't seem to like things involving females

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:07:59 No.28162634 Report

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>>28162585
If you go to the sponsor page you can see who sponsored/commissioned each Pokedex entry, so he probably only did the Nidoran (f) line for the money.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:10:09 No.28162671 Report

Quoted By: >>28162769 >>28162869 >>28162937 >>28162954

He draws pokemon or at least this one with a human face and its so ... unsettling i guess. It feels kinda gross like the pamperchu dirty diaper thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:10:45 No.28162679 Report

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>>28161582
Underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:12:14 No.28162703 Report

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>>28162141
Why am I strangely attracted to this man? Must be the voice...

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:12:40 No.28162712 Report

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>>28162070
>shimeji
Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

I just looked up the old /vp/ shimeji site. It was 2010. Six fucking years ago. I've been here for too long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:13:00 No.28162719 Report

Quoted By: >>28165621

>>28162141
>this guy
>straight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:15:17 No.28162755 Report

Quoted By: >>28164253

http://kilkakon.com/projects/losteden.php
holy shit

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:16:07 No.28162769 Report

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>>28162671
I snorted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:19:53 No.28162830 Report

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>>28162703
are you a little boy pokemon with exposed genitalia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:21:58 No.28162867 Report

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>>28162830
I'm actually a grown woman... the exact opposite of what this man has any interest in.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:22:06 No.28162869 Report

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>>28162671

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:23:21 No.28162895 Report

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>>28162867
sucks to be you then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:25:18 No.28162937 Report

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>>28162671

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:26:04 No.28162954 Report

Quoted By: >>28163264 >>28163476 >>28163675 >>28164517

>>28162671
You know what, I'm going to make an example out of this because it's just so shit.

For any beginning artists out there, here are some tips to avoid "glassy eyes":
- EYEBROWS. Seriously. Eyebrows are very important for conveying expressions. Not having them can quickly drop something into uncanny territory.
- Shade the upper part of the iris, because a normal iris is concave to the eyeball.
- Perfectly round eyes generally don't look normal. Try to make the shape a little more natural.

Pic related is a 2 minute edit, it doesn't fix the problem entirely because I can't be arsed to put effort into it (the fucking human nose is a big part of it too), but you can see how much of a difference some edits to the eyes can make.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:27:20 No.28162987 Report

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>This Pokémon's increased aura powers seem to have also affected his balls and foreskin, causing them to grow significantly. Witnessing such impressive genitalia move about during Lucario's highly acrobatic combat style have caused some to incorrectly refer to him as a Legendary Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:27:59 No.28163001 Report

Quoted By:

>>28161767
>People throw money to this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:30:34 No.28163055 Report

Quoted By: >>28163079

>>28162451
Not a furry at all
Really someone has to help this man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:31:49 No.28163079 Report

Quoted By: >>28163188

>>28163055
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:33:08 No.28163113 Report

Quoted By:

>>28162451
>im not a furry, I just like furry porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:37:53 No.28163188 Report

Quoted By: >>28163210 >>28163268 >>28163304 >>28163343

>>28163079
He needs to understand that he can be a christian and still masturbate to his,animal foreskin porn he is clearly conflicted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:38:48 No.28163210 Report

Quoted By: >>28163253

>>28163188
How do we make him understand that, though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:41:08 No.28163253 Report

Quoted By:

>>28163210
Someone has to contact him
It's the only way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:41:38 No.28163264 Report

Quoted By: >>28163895

>>28162954

>Still leaving that horrifying human nose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:41:47 No.28163268 Report

Quoted By: >>28163394

>>28163188
I don't really think masturbating to Pokemon foreskin porn is a Christian value.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:43:26 No.28163304 Report

Quoted By: >>28163428 >>28163430

>>28163188
>he can be a christian and still masturbate to his,animal foreskin porn
Not really, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:45:52 No.28163343 Report

Quoted By:

>>28163188
Being this guy must be suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:47:46 No.28163394 Report

Quoted By:

>>28163268
You should ask your pastor about it. You might be surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:48:49 No.28163421 Report

Quoted By:

I bet he browses here too.

Someone aught to link him this thread. Might be an eye opener.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:49:11 No.28163428 Report

Quoted By: >>28163615

>>28163304
He cant stop being a christian,and he wont stop with his pokemon foreskin thing ,do we just leave him be then? the duality clearly hurt him sexually and spiritually

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:49:16 No.28163430 Report

Quoted By:

>>28163304
Nobody said he would be a GOOD christian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:51:21 No.28163476 Report

Quoted By: >>28163895

>>28162954
Change the nose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:52:21 No.28163501 Report

Quoted By: >>28163629

http://alphacentauri2.info/index.php?topic=1405.msg3661
!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:57:40 No.28163604 Report

Quoted By:

Man I kind of wish I was an autistic savant because then developing drawing skills would be way easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:58:11 No.28163614 Report

Quoted By:

And I thought Orson Scott Card's religious crazies and tendency to write about naked boys was bad enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:58:18 No.28163615 Report

Quoted By:

>>28163428
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 00:59:12 No.28163629 Report

Quoted By: >>28163690

>>28163501
Shit,this is so sad,im felling really bad for this guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:01:21 No.28163673 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:01:23 No.28163675 Report

Quoted By:

>>28162954
It looks even worse and uncanny now. In the original, changing the nose would work, with this one, it looks like shit no matter what

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:01:48 No.28163690 Report

Quoted By:

>>28163629
>Feeling bad for the commander of the dickmanders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:02:29 No.28163702 Report

Quoted By: >>28163852

http://alphacentauri2.info/index.php?topic=7887.0
>I have been coming to the decision of taking the majority of my naked content offline. I want to protect it from the deviants out there who'd want to tear it all apart, and it's just something I feel God's asking me to do anyway.
huh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:04:13 No.28163746 Report

Quoted By:

>>28159077
>that fucking human genitalia on everything
i can't stop laughing
did he steal the exploitables from /y/ edit threads? top kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:07:40 No.28163831 Report

Quoted By: >>28164446

>>28160047
Thanks God, his Pokedex is confirmed SFW for this Christian board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:08:53 No.28163852 Report

Quoted By:

>>28163702
It only gets worse,he clearly tried to stop with the furry things but got back in it either way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:09:17 No.28163862 Report

Quoted By:

>>28162066
>i'm n-not a pedophile btw
>i'm totally christian i swear
comedy gold
he's a real australian shitposter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:10:55 No.28163895 Report

Quoted By: >>28164660

>>28163264
>>28163476
I was trying to make a point, but honestly, I can barely improve this thing any more. The original is so awkward it's going to look bad no matter what.

I want to redraw the head and face entirely but that would take effort.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:12:39 No.28163932 Report

Quoted By:

>>28159077
Some people say that God has spoken to them, and create cults.
Others create operating systems that get as small as two megabytes.
This man, on the other hand...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:13:16 No.28163952 Report

Quoted By: >>28164012 >>28164816 >>28165621

>On a personal note, I do my best to be the best person I can be, to glorify God! But nobody's perfect--if I have wronged you at all, I'm sorry! I hope that we can come to an understanding and work things through. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular... I'm just caring and considerate and realise that inevitably things can go wrong... and I want everything to be made right!

What did he mean by this?

>Favorite books
The Bible
>Other Interests
I like cute things, God and games. I want to make people happy!

>he is Australian
>Pomf is Australian
>both are web designers
>both love jailbait and pokemon

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:15:56 No.28164012 Report

Quoted By: >>28164105

>>28163952
>What did he mean by this?
He is acknowledging that his fucked up fetish art is unholy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:16:36 No.28164026 Report

Quoted By:

>>28162451
I shouldn't judge since I admittedly have a few issues but...wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:17:20 No.28164044 Report

Quoted By: >>28164076 >>28164100 >>28164165 >>28164264 >>28164367 >>28164412 >>28164454 >>28164561 >>28165621

>>28159077

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE OP?!!

A NEW MEME MAN HAS BORN TODAY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpVm5OkJetE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:18:57 No.28164076 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164044
>That weird whisper in the beginning

Chilling.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:18:59 No.28164079 Report

Quoted By:

>>28159077
WHY DOES THIS EXIST
FUCKING HELL GASTLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:20:11 No.28164100 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164044

Are Charizardfags confirmed degenerate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1QzvGsiL-c

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:20:21 No.28164105 Report

Quoted By: >>28164186 >>28164190 >>28164660

>>28164012
He has fan-fiction mixing the bible and his pokemon foreskin porn,in other posts it makes it seem like he wants to stop being a furry

seems to me like he is a porn-addict or something,I truly pity this man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:23:09 No.28164165 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164044
holy shit,even game freak knows about how degenerated this guy is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:24:04 No.28164186 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164105
the mix of his deviantart groups / stamps is hilarious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:24:09 No.28164190 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164105
Indeed. The more I see the more fascinating it becomes...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:24:27 No.28164200 Report

Quoted By:

>No Jynx

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:27:12 No.28164253 Report

Quoted By: >>28164435

>>28162755
Let's do this.
Which faction should I play?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:27:40 No.28164264 Report

Quoted By: >>28164349 >>28164357 >>28164412

>>28164044
>1:16
>can clearly see the chamander's massive floppy dick

Jesus Christ /vp/ this man is a legend

Sam

Sam Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:29:34 No.28164299 Report

Quoted By:

Your Cyndaquil icon is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:30:33 No.28164318 Report

Quoted By:

>>28160639
Oh fuck, I wish I still had reaction photos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:31:07 No.28164328 Report

Quoted By:

>>28159077
>Serperior

>When at rest he prefers to keep his genitalia exposed so they may absorb solar energy.

Serperior is a sex criminal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:31:47 No.28164346 Report

Quoted By: >>28165621

H-he's kinda attractive anons...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma46okqhS4A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-0Qp7MskWE

Too bad he's probably fucked up in his mind despite looking jolly and cheerful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:31:51 No.28164349 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164264
>it's real
...well then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:32:03 No.28164357 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164264
>mfw you're right
Dear Christ almighty. This is JustinRPG levels of fucked in the head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:32:36 No.28164367 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164044
>Charmander has penis at 1:16

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:34:51 No.28164412 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164044
>>28164264

my sides
finally a new actual /vp/ meme after cwc, verlis, and a bunch of other deviantards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:36:04 No.28164435 Report

Quoted By: >>28164494 >>28164629

>>28164253
I guess I'll go with the perverts
>conversations with Tristan
is everything going to revolve around this guy's self insert somehow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:36:40 No.28164446 Report

Quoted By:

>>28163831
kek, underrated post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:37:06 No.28164453 Report

Quoted By: >>28164629

I legitimately feel bad for this guy. It's like he knows what he's doing is wrong but he doesn't know how to stop. He's tried reaching out to God, but all he did was pull his religion into his fetishes and fantasies. This man needs professional help, but he is too embarrassed to admit what he has done. Yet still his "art" is online, being shared and discussed by people like us. He must know suffering on a level far beyond our understanding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:37:06 No.28164454 Report

Quoted By: >>28164507 >>28164568 >>28164578 >>28164583 >>28164667 >>28165112 >>28165621

>>28164044
This is perfectly normal creation of a mentally sound human being.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:38:34 No.28164494 Report

Quoted By: >>28164582

>>28164435
also he's personally voice acting all the quotes it seems

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:39:07 No.28164507 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164454
Normally this would be considered lewd...but it's too silly to be taken seriously

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:39:36 No.28164517 Report

Quoted By:

>>28162954
lol way to make it even worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:40:09 No.28164528 Report

Quoted By:

>>28161767
It's a super-underated way to make money if you're an above-average artist.

Charge exorbitant prices to draw fap material for autistic degenerates to spend their neetbux on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:41:27 No.28164561 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164044
>god bless

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:41:40 No.28164568 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164454
Do they squeak?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:42:05 No.28164577 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:42:14 No.28164578 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164454

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:42:20 No.28164582 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164494
>renamed scout patrol to boy scout
hm...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:42:25 No.28164583 Report

Quoted By: >>28164701

>>28164454
what causes someone to do this

sexual repression?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:42:26 No.28164584 Report

Quoted By: >>28164700 >>28164774

>just sticking the same dick onto every pokemon
WHY
AT LEAST
AT LEAST
AT LEAST BE A LITTLE CREATIVE WITH THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:44:22 No.28164629 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164435
>>28164453
He makes several metaphors about god in every single one of his disgusting creations,maybe he feels like thats make enjoying animal and children foreskin porn less of a sin,he needs to search for treatment eventually his twisted reality will blow up in his face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:45:33 No.28164652 Report

Quoted By:

>>28159077
delet this now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:45:56 No.28164660 Report

Quoted By: >>28164757 >>28164799

>>28163895
Remove the white around the eyes. That and the nose were mostly what was making it look so horrifying.

I made an attempt and at least it's gone from horrifying to just a bad drawing, but the flat face and glassy eyes don't help.

>>28164105
I once read an interview with a "non-active" pedophile that said he has a sexual attraction to young boys, but he knows is wrong so he doesn't act on it and is seeking psychological help. He says there's a lot of pedos out there who hide their interests by gravitating towards less blatantly illegal means that just push the envelope (like 2d loli porn). Being a pedophile is so hated by society (for good reason) to the point where you have a high chance of losing your life in prison if you get arrested for child sexual assault. Many of them are legitimately afraid to seek professional help, especially in person.

This guy seems like everything described and more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:46:08 No.28164665 Report

Quoted By:

I can't even allow myself to be disturbed by looking at this anymore. Today, my ten thousand keks have massively overshadowed any and all other expressions and emotions.

This is a true fucking gem, /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:46:11 No.28164667 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164454
Imagine working with this guy, thinking he's normal, going to his house with some other friends for dinner or something and seeing this through an open door or him having it in the back seat of his car as you go to give him something he forgot after work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:47:01 No.28164683 Report

Quoted By:

>>28162243
>I just think adorable things look even cuter with human-like genitalia.
He's gonna snap any day now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:47:23 No.28164691 Report

Quoted By: >>28164716 >>28164717 >>28164749

>Quilava's foreskin overhang and balls bounce about as he performs his spinning fiery attacks. Fire and foreskin combine to create an eye-catching dance that is popular amongst many trainers.

>Fire and foreskin combine to create an eye-catching dance that is popular amongst many trainers.

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:47:53 No.28164700 Report

Quoted By: >>28165247

>>28164584
This. I could understand a turbo autist actually wanting to depict every Pokemon as anatomically correct for their species and giving them their own unique set of genitalia.

But this guy is essentially just copy-pasting the same eerily shota-esque balls and willy onto everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:47:57 No.28164701 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164583
Absolutely. This is clearly something that he struggles with because it's against his religion. Its actually rather sad and this guy should really seek out some help before he shoots up a church or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:48:50 No.28164716 Report

Quoted By: >>28164797

>>28164691
If he likes foreskin this much I wonder if he likes smegma

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:48:53 No.28164717 Report

Quoted By: >>28164752

>>28164691

>Developing to a two-legged stance, Typhlosion's genitals have grown in size to take advantage of the increased freedom of movement. Still covered with the same fireproof fur, these genitalia are large and cuddly.

cuddly benise :3c

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:49:17 No.28164730 Report

Quoted By:

wow this guy sure loves some floppy dicks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:49:40 No.28164738 Report

Quoted By: >>28164849

Hold up, isn't what he's doing technically illegal in Australia? Explicit cartoons of underage characters are illegal there, including nonhumans, and I'm pretty sure these aren't adults he's drawing.

This guy could actually go to jail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:50:10 No.28164749 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164691
That is gold

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:50:21 No.28164752 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164717
>Entei
This Pokémon's ballsac is made of a thick layer of skin that protects his balls from the extreme heat of his natural environment. Both the balls and willy are covered with soft, fine fur that cushion them as they bounce along during high speed chases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:50:41 No.28164757 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164660
That's waaaay worse dude, it's back to square one with the doll eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:51:08 No.28164772 Report

Quoted By:

>>28161698
>>28161665
i feel like i'm reading Charly: 2016 ARG edition

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:51:19 No.28164774 Report

Quoted By: >>28165247

>>28164584
This is my thought about it. If you're going to put cocks on pokemon, at least do some research about what pokemon cocks would actually look like.

I mean, when furries put more research into drawing actual porn designed for misanthropes to fap to, this guy is a fucking piker who can't even do that much right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:52:32 No.28164797 Report

Quoted By: >>28164849

>>28164716
You mean smagma ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:52:37 No.28164799 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164660
Well,if this man has not acted on his problem yet,he should look for help his religous struggle is not healthy,and going at it this way only make things worse just by looking at this i fell ugly and impure,these habits of him are vomiting material

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:52:54 No.28164809 Report

Quoted By: >>28164829

>Charizard's large balls and long foreskin often flop about during flight

why is he constantly using the word flop or floppy.

This is too much kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:53:17 No.28164816 Report

Quoted By:

>>28163952
Man, this guy sure loves bragging about how kind and awesome he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:53:58 No.28164829 Report

Quoted By: >>28164930 >>28164985

>>28164809
He uses the word willy a lot too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:54:42 No.28164849 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164738
Its Pokemon. How can you know exactly how old they are? Its more akin to furry or beastiality if anything, and while that's fetishism and weird, its not illegal to draw (of course I don't live in 'rooland so I wouldn't know their laws too well.)
>>28164797
>Not Slugma.

You had one job Carlos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:56:44 No.28164889 Report

Quoted By:

I didn't think someone could be this sexually repressed in 2016, but here we are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:56:54 No.28164894 Report

Quoted By: >>28164956 >>28164970 >>28165143

This makes me sad but I wonder what would happen if people told him it was okay to be a raging gay furry

Do you think he'd be like CWC?

He's actually pretty cute though, I wonder why he hasn't found someone IRL to "touch genitals" with

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:58:16 No.28164921 Report

Quoted By:

I think he doesn't want to admit hes gay and in his mind soft dicks are fine to look at, like he can tell himself its cute and not sexual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:59:06 No.28164929 Report

Quoted By: >>28164994 >>28165189

this mod is fucking creepy
>turn complete, construction complete, the tech quotes, fucking everything is narrated by him
>all the fucking censored/cropped because I'm playing the sfw version dicks
it's like I'm delving directly into his psyche

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 01:59:09 No.28164930 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164829
If he was really going for scientific like he claims he is, not only would he draw things more accurate to the Pokemon, but he'd use the actual terms, not "willy", and "balls".

He probably gets a rise from just like people who write those awful erotic novels and use 500 different terms for the same organs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:00:17 No.28164956 Report

Quoted By: >>28165107 >>28165621

>>28164894
He's clearly attracted to males, but is terrified of that. So chances are he's never found someone to touch genitals with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:00:57 No.28164970 Report

Quoted By: >>28165107

>>28164894
>Do you think he'd be like CWC?
No. I can actually feel empathy for this guy, despite having sick fetishes and publish his face and real name next to them, because it shows he just wants to be a nice person.

I don't despise CWC for being autist, but for having an ego the size of a super freighter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:00:59 No.28164972 Report

Quoted By:

>No Luxray entry
>No Sawsbuck entry
Oh thank god. You have my sympathy if your bro is on that list.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:01:08 No.28164979 Report

Quoted By:

>>28159077
This is not okay, this is actually not okay

At first I thought
>meh, just another weird Internet thing
But when I realized who he was and what his backround was, that feeling that's built in your gut before you get a job interview started to show up.

This isn't a good feeling, this man needs some actual help. From the sound of it he's possibly gay with all the penis stuff he's into but he can't be that way because he was obviously raised into thinking that being gay is like pissing on God's throne

He's probably not married, so theirs literally no way to get rid of his horniness.

This man might be going insane and all the stuff he is doing is giving me a stomach lump, I need some comfy threads or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:01:24 No.28164985 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164829
This
Even "member" is better

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:01:55 No.28164994 Report

Quoted By: >>28165054

>>28164929
I wanna see how evil he thinks atheism is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:03:30 No.28165024 Report

Quoted By: >>28165102 >>28165158

>Fletchinder, Genesect and Cloyster have human genitalia and nipples
JUST

>Hidden inside Cloyster's tough shell lies his soft and smooth genitalia, attached underneath his dark body. He guards them closely with his shell, protecting them from harm during battle.

Smooth. Clam. Benis.

>that fucking Serperior's human hemipenis

>Gastly's genitalia float independently of the main body, attached to a small cloud of poisonous gas. This cloud can appear and disappear in the same matter as the main body. Some trickster Gastly like to hide in odd locations, revealing only their genitalia, to give a surprise to anybody who notices them.

ebin!
EBIN!

>When viewed through a microscope, this Pokémon's short, fine, delicate hair can be seen covering his body. Mew's balls are said to possess the genetic composition of all Pokémon.

>Genesect's genitals follow his natural abdomen colouration, resulting in an eye-catching two-tone appearance, drawing attention to his large mauve ballsac. Both his foreskin and ballsac are comprised of partially metallic skin that provides extra protection while maintaining bounce and flexibility.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:04:49 No.28165054 Report

Quoted By: >>28165173 >>28165378

>>28164994

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:07:16 No.28165102 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165024
>that pic
>that description

I literally can't anymore. I'm done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:07:32 No.28165107 Report

Quoted By: >>28165143

>>28164956
This is just super depressing. I hope he accepts what he is some day.

>>28164970
I see what you mean. It's not like this guy is irredeemable from the start like Chris was.

I think he could be saved yet but he probably needs some friends who can help him accept what he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:08:09 No.28165112 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164454
I just looked at this again and cant stop laughing i think im going insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:09:51 No.28165143 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164894
>I wonder what would happen if people told him it was okay to be a raging gay furry
He would just keep in denial and instead try to cleanse that thought in any way he can. In the best of cases he would confess crying endlessly to a pastor. In the worst, he would break.

I can actually feel empathy for him unlike CWC. He just wants to be a nice person and his innocent (but disgusting) intent is kinda an escapegoat to deal with his conflicting ideas.

I would not tell him anything, but I honestly think it's just a matter of time he will realize that by himself.

>>28165107
Sorry I didn't read the question right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:10:49 No.28165158 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165024
ANON WHATAREOYUDOING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:10:55 No.28165160 Report

Quoted By:

>>28160224

cutfags btfo!

I'd probably let him touch my willy, he looks cute :3c

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:11:07 No.28165163 Report

Quoted By:

OK that's enough of everything for today

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:11:33 No.28165173 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165054
Any other shocking thing you found there,i dont think i can but i want to try and understand what happens inside his mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:12:32 No.28165189 Report

Quoted By: >>28165223

>>28164929
what does he have to say on demonism?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:15:11 No.28165223 Report

Quoted By: >>28165255 >>28165369

>>28165189
I have a feeling this is how he sees furries.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:15:50 No.28165233 Report

Quoted By:

I didn't even see the dick and balls on these Pokemon, I was just reading the entries until I looked in this thread more. Jesus, this is some of the weirdest shit I've seen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:16:38 No.28165247 Report

Quoted By:

>>28164774
>>28164700
like, for instance, plane furries
they put machineguns in their planes' crotches and it's at least a little funny. i click to this fucker's genecect expecting to see a mechanized dildo but i am dissappointed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:17:28 No.28165255 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165223
I dont think there is another man on earth that hates himself this much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:17:32 No.28165257 Report

Quoted By:

Someone make sure to screenshot this thread for future references

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:18:37 No.28165293 Report

Quoted By: >>28165516

>>28159077
This is... something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:22:43 No.28165369 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165223
Basically a sex-driven instead of a God-driven lifestyle. That's the argument of Christians against homosexuality (and by extension, furries).

>Linux
My cholo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:22:53 No.28165378 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165054
Okay, that's even funnier than I expected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:23:00 No.28165381 Report

Quoted By: >>28165406 >>28165440 >>28165448 >>28165451 >>28165471

>>28159077
Can I please get something comfy? I want to stay on this thread but I need something pleasant to keep myself sane

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:24:08 No.28165406 Report

Quoted By: >>28165449

>>28165381
Here >>28153421

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:25:21 No.28165440 Report

Quoted By: >>28165445 >>28165646

>>28165381
come, young one, curl up in papa furret's comfy ballsack

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:25:45 No.28165445 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165440
ballsac*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:25:48 No.28165448 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165381
These always help me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:25:50 No.28165449 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165406
Thanks senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:26:02 No.28165451 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165381
But he just want to make people smile in name of the lord with his,wonderful children furry foreskin porn,he said it himself its not wrong its just cute

I dont think i have ever seen such a desperate man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:26:55 No.28165471 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165381

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:27:03 No.28165472 Report

Quoted By: >>28165493 >>28165500 >>28165586

>his self insert is 'upholding the standards of decency and morality'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:28:06 No.28165493 Report

Quoted By: >>28165520

>>28165472
>quest to save the world
uhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:28:24 No.28165500 Report

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>>28165472
>lost cause

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:29:15 No.28165516 Report

Quoted By: >>28166958 >>28167053

>>28165293
It's troubling when you feel a word has some sinister connotation to it. The way "willy" is being used is really upsetting for some reason. Maybe it's because a silly word is being used in a clearly fetishistic manner. This is beyond cringe to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:29:25 No.28165520 Report

Quoted By: >>28165761

>>28165493

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:30:29 No.28165550 Report

Quoted By: >>28165792

>>28160480
I pictured a guy softly teabaging his sleeping son and I actually laughed.
Thanks for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:32:14 No.28165586 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165472
Why do /vp/ pity this guy? He's so full of himself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:32:30 No.28165594 Report

Quoted By: >>28165714

>blue dick buizel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:33:38 No.28165620 Report

Quoted By: >>28165734

>This entire thread
I'm not sure whether I'm disturbed or not, but this guy is really something. I mean, sharing a country with a borderline pedo and degenerate is creepy, but he just seems so innocent, yet desperate for something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:33:39 No.28165621 Report

Quoted By: >>28165673

>>28159077
>>28162703
>>28162719
>>28159304
>>28162043
>>28162066
>>28163952
>>28164044
>>28164346
>>28164454
>>28164956

I fucking knew I was into something
>attractive, charming, smooth, chill guy that has a 60s look
>has an obscure secret due to his sexual repression
>is a psycho

He is literally /vp/ Norman Bates for fucks sake, meme magic has no boundaries!

This is how it will end for him, except with more cuddly balls and foreskins:

>When Norman eventually realizes what they want, he knocks Sam out and rushes to the house. Lila sees Norman approaching and attempts to hide by going down steps that lead to a cellar. There she finds Mrs. Bates sitting in a chair. Lila turns her around and discovers that she is in fact a mummified corpse. Lila screams as a figure comes running into the cellar: Norman, holding a chef's knife and wearing his mother's clothes and a wig. Before Norman can attack Lila, Sam, having regained consciousness, subdues him.

At the local courthouse, a psychiatrist explains that Norman murdered Mrs. Bates and her lover 10 years prior out of jealousy. Unable to bear the guilt, he exhumed her corpse and began to treat it as if she were still alive. In order to preserve that illusion, he recreated his mother in his own mind as an alternate personality, often dressing in her clothes and talking to himself in her voice. The "Mother" personality is as jealous and possessive as the real Mrs. Bates had been: Whenever Norman feels attracted to another woman, "Mother" flies into a rage and kills her. As "Mother", Norman had killed two missing girls prior to Marion, as well as Arbogast. The psychiatrist then says the "Mother" personality has taken permanent hold of Norman's mind. While Norman sits in a holding cell, Mrs. Bates' voice is heard protesting that the murders were Norman's doing and that she "wouldn't even harm a fly." Meanwhile, Marion's car is pulled out of the swamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:34:50 No.28165646 Report

Quoted By: >>28165674 >>28165716 >>28165767

>>28165440
It's cute when it's cropped at least?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:35:44 No.28165673 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165621
Literally "Norman Bates 2000 Soft Foreskin" edition.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:35:51 No.28165674 Report

Quoted By: >>28166024

>>28165646

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:37:40 No.28165714 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165594
...FOR WHAT REASON??? Same for floatzel too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:37:53 No.28165716 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165646

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:38:40 No.28165734 Report

Quoted By: >>28165789

>>28165620
I get the feeling that he's really desperately trying to convince himself and the world that he's innocent and pure, rather than actually being anything but a perv. Not buying the "It's cute, not sexual" thing for even a second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:39:57 No.28165761 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165520
I think any concept of reality this man has ever had is long gone,he lives in his own world now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:40:27 No.28165767 Report

Quoted By: >>28165946

>>28165646
http://cachomon.deviantart.com/art/162-Furret-613436269

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:41:15 No.28165789 Report

Quoted By: >>28166224

>>28165734
I-I wonder if that "It's cute :3" Heliolisk porn shitposter has something to do with this...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:41:42 No.28165792 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165550
Night night son :) <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:42:27 No.28165809 Report

Quoted By: >>28165872 >>28165879 >>28165889 >>28165937 >>28165946 >>28165975

>Decision Making

I've already told a large number of my friends this, but just letting you watchers know so you know what's up. :)

Long story short, I am taking a large number of my characters offline, and retiring the Lost Eden project. I am not really changing, but I wish to enjoy my hobby of naked cuties away from all the porn that seems to be everywhere on the internet. As the song goes "The internet is for porn" and well, I don't want them to become that. :dummy:

When I get time I'll be redesigning my website and removing the artwork sections. I'll also be making some of the art here "put into storage". I'll leave some stuff up, but most of it will go. I'll definitely keep following it and keep drawing it, it'll just be a "friends only" thing.

Hope that's okay with everybody.

>Pokemon, the ultimate in religious discrimination

So today I tried to set my happy message in Pokemon Omega Ruby as "Praise God" as that's the sort of thing I'd say. Turns out, the game says no. Not allowed.

Fun fact, Allah and Buddha are totally allowed. So it's only Christians that get shafted. Woo.

They are making it reallllly hard for me to continue buying their games... Already I had to buy a cheating device just so I could use my own name ingame.

I can't even complain about it to them... GameFreak is totally cut off from the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:42:48 No.28165815 Report

Quoted By:

>Raichu's balls are large enough to knock out an Indian elephant

Seriously though what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:43:51 No.28165837 Report

Quoted By: >>28165880 >>28165946 >>28165975

>My name, too much for Pokemon Y

So annoying. XD I love the game so far, but I am not allowed to call myself "Kilkakon". Why? Any name with three ks in it is automatically evil according to GameFreak. :(

Annoying, but I got over it after raging for an hour. Kilkakon is my identity after all. :) I realise it's not deliberate on Gamefreak's behalf to ding my name.

Incidentally, two other names I tried to make also got hit by the banhammer. It's really sensitive! Strangely, "Foreskin" is a totally fine name to give yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:44:10 No.28165843 Report

Quoted By:

>>28159077
>mfw my mom just walked in my room while looking at this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:45:22 No.28165871 Report

Quoted By: >>28165967

>this entire thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:45:24 No.28165872 Report

Quoted By: >>28165897 >>28165945

>>28165809
Does Kilkakon contain a swear word I'm not aware of.

Also I would totally be willing to believe that Gamefreak is low-key giving this guy a hard time to chase him away so he will stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:45:39 No.28165879 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165809
So he pretend it's not porn, but he's very clearly ashamed of it. He knows, deep down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:45:39 No.28165880 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165837

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:46:11 No.28165889 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165809
>GameFreak is totally cut off from the world.
Yeah they're not the only ones apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:46:33 No.28165895 Report

Quoted By: >>28165975

>Cute swag

Hello everyone~

Hope you are all going well. If you aren't, well then it's up to you to do something about it. No excuses now! :O But everybody gets a cuddle too. :huggle: For me, it's been one of those days...

I was wondering if any of you know somebody who makes custom keyrings or wallets or whatever? I've always wanted a cute charmander boy keychain and perhaps a wallet but I've not been able to find somebody who's been able to help. Low cost would be preferred, but yeah, I'm just wondering if anybody knows somebody.

>2016
>not wanting to show your boy charmander's ballsack keychain in public

What's your excuse /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:46:41 No.28165897 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165872
Might be the "Kil" part?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:48:40 No.28165937 Report

Quoted By: >>28165963

>>28165809
"I'm sure some are wondering about the nudity and how that works with me being a Christian. I believe that nudity is totally innocent and that it's only when it's turned into something sexual that it becomes perverted."

This guy is insane and full of bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:49:20 No.28165945 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165872
Probably kakok or cacon, some spic language, I don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:49:26 No.28165946 Report

Quoted By: >>28165983 >>28166030

>>28165767
Part of me is sad this person is associated with him and it's not just stolen work. I really wanted to see the artist's reaction upon finding out some creepy bible-thumper stole their work to draw floppy foreskin on it.

>>28165809
>only Christians that get shafted
B-but Allah is also used by Middle Eastern Christians.
Also Buddha isn't a god

>>28165837
>Annoying, but I got over it after raging for an hour.
I'm picturing that kid that tried to shove a remote up his ass.

Also I really hope he named himself Foreskin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:50:28 No.28165963 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165937
Eh, he's kind of right. Nudity doesn't HAVE to be a sexual thing.
On the other hand, with him it's totally a sexual thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:50:39 No.28165967 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165871
Breeeedddinnnnggg-uh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:50:55 No.28165975 Report

Quoted By: >>28165995

>>28165809
>>28165837
>>28165895
Are these all posts that he made on some blog or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:51:03 No.28165981 Report

Quoted By: >>28166019 >>28166029 >>28166034 >>28166097

wait why are my citizens naked human children

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:51:09 No.28165983 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165946
>JESUSSUCKS is also blocked
nintendo looks after god's flock after all (:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:51:43 No.28165995 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165975
Yes, they are from his dA journal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:52:51 No.28166019 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165981
Because of fucking course they are. Haven't you been paying attention?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:53:06 No.28166024 Report

Quoted By: >>28167485

>>28165674

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:53:20 No.28166029 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165981
Christian values.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:53:29 No.28166030 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165946
I actually was hoping it was stolen too. A shame because they are cute pictures.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:53:46 No.28166034 Report

Quoted By: >>28166108 >>28166117

>>28165981
OH MY FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:55:07 No.28166066 Report

Quoted By:

What if the heliolisk "cute" porn spam is this guy ,maybe he broke or something after many people found out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:55:36 No.28166075 Report

Quoted By:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:55:50 No.28166078 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:56:18 No.28166091 Report

Quoted By: >>28166192 >>28167665

http://atlantean6.deviantart.com/art/Archery-Practice-328925675

>kilkakon-totodile

This guy looks great. :) Normally I prefer uncircumised dudes but hey he's got a great expression and body.
I see what you mean about trying to kill shadows though--the one his willy's projecting is still a bit long but it's all good

>btw i'm totally christian guys
>just look at my bookmarked favorites on deviantart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:56:30 No.28166097 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165981
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:56:50 No.28166106 Report

Quoted By:

>>28159938
Yes.
Like, why do they all have to have gross floppy uncut dicks? At least have some variety.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:57:03 No.28166108 Report

Quoted By:

>>28166034
I thought the hair looked familiar...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:57:20 No.28166114 Report

Quoted By: >>28166139 >>28166699

>>28161895
>>28161146
>wisteria
>one of Albert Fish's killing locations

GUYS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:57:24 No.28166117 Report

Quoted By:

>>28166034
I knew something look familiar...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:58:21 No.28166139 Report

Quoted By:

>>28166114

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:59:07 No.28166156 Report

Quoted By:

>try to printscreen the first interlude text
>it goes away
eh, easy enough to get from the files
>^ $ADVISOR9 bursts through the door. Peace in your personal quarters never lasts long. "What is it, $ADVISOR9?" you demand impatiently.
>^ "Its that dig $TITLE0", $ADVISOR9 responds. She's obviously run a long distance as she's panting heavily. She continues, "We've found something. You better come and see for yourself".
>^ After a few hours journey you arrive at the archaeological dig. Instantly you are shocked by what you see: a large and glorious temple, several kilometres across, has been discovered. The team there are confident that far greater discoveries still await them underground and eagerly continue digging. As there's no harm in looking through what's been uncovered so far, you decide to stroll through the surface passageways.
>^ There are images carved into these walls. This place is so old yet a surprising amount of colour and detail has been retained. This seems to be a story of some kind--there are panels with hieroglyphics underneath. The images vary greatly; there's a naked boy with a small demon on his shoulder, an angel, the depths of space, lands rising out of the ocean, and a purple and olive male dragon.
>^ What do these pictures mean? Unfortunately the hieroglyphics are completely alien to you. But whoever these people were they were very powerful. That last image--the purple dragon--disturbs you. Even this ancient carving of this dragon holds so much... evil... hatred... want... you have to look away. The hieroglyphics beneath the image have been stretched away. Even when your team is able to decipher the rest of this wall they will never be able to learn this dragon's name.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 02:59:15 No.28166159 Report

Quoted By:

>>28160639
I have no words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:01:12 No.28166192 Report

Quoted By: >>28166491

>>28166091
>"I'm so incredibly straight, guys."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:03:05 No.28166224 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165789
Nah, that fags only into females.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:04:58 No.28166261 Report

Quoted By:

>>28162867
Seek help, that man is a fucking train wrek.
His eyebrows are SEVERE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:06:29 No.28166290 Report

Quoted By:

>Mew's balls are said to possess the genetic composition of all Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:12:01 No.28166417 Report

Quoted By: >>28166556 >>28166606

>these are some of the stamps he shares

http://8manderz8.deviantart.com/art/Stamp-Nudity-287894248

Check the corner with "More from 8manderz8"

>some of his friends
http://dametora.deviantart.com/

Just how fucking Christian and straight he is?

>m-merely not pornographic
>it's not gay if the penis is feminine

hahaha wew lad
deviantart was a fucking mistake

wouldn't be surprised is sponsored by libshit and other cancer

there's more agenda and mentall illness than art on that site

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:15:16 No.28166491 Report

Quoted By:

>>28166192
he is gay no doubt,he is even part of a foreskin group on devinart

http://uncutcuties.deviantart.com/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:15:17 No.28166492 Report

Quoted By:

>Serperior's return to a snake-like body has introduced a slit which contains the balls and willies. He can retract his genitals into his body to allow greater freedom of movement. When at rest he prefers to keep his genitalia exposed so they may absorb solar energy.
>When at rest he prefers to keep his genitalia exposed so they may absorb solar energy.
GAMEFREAK. GAMEFREAK.
SOLAR CUM WHEN, GAMEFREAK??? Special, 120, 75% accuracy. Hits twice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:18:46 No.28166555 Report

Quoted By: >>28166756

Does Mew's balls have the genetic composition to pass on Crabhammer, though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:18:46 No.28166556 Report

Quoted By:

>>28166417
http://dametora.deviantart.com/gallery/

He is involved in things like this and still insists he is not a furfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:19:06 No.28166562 Report

Quoted By:

>merely some art from my deviantart friends
haha fluffy floppy willy
just for fun haha lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:20:52 No.28166606 Report

Quoted By:

>>28166417
His best friend (and the guy drawing all that shit from the op) is a hardcore furfag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:21:04 No.28166613 Report

Quoted By:

Someone screencap this shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:24:57 No.28166681 Report

Quoted By:

Let's post friendly and progressive deviantart stamps that real white straight Christian men would share.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:25:29 No.28166699 Report

Quoted By:

>>28166114
You must be Sherlock Holmes to make that connection. Seeing as I got two (you)s for this I guess that makes me Watson.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:26:00 No.28166711 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:27:34 No.28166749 Report

Quoted By:

>the self-insert faction's city names
not sure what I was expecting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:27:55 No.28166756 Report

Quoted By:

>>28166555

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:28:36 No.28166773 Report

Quoted By:

Deviantart should be taken seriously and even banned in some countries to prevent actual cultural murdering and suicide.

99% of it doesn't have any healthy content and only promotes and normalizes actual autism, fetish and worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:30:05 No.28166811 Report

Quoted By:

New thread when? There must be more keks to be had about this guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:34:15 No.28166913 Report

Quoted By: >>28167031

DEEP
E
E
P

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:35:30 No.28166943 Report

Quoted By:

which cuddly willy would you cuddle with?
charmander, totodile or plusle? :3c
i really really like this intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4ovIDqmQvg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:35:58 No.28166958 Report

Quoted By:

>>28165516
Willy is child-like and more of a "safe" informal word for penis, compared to dick or cock.
The constant use of "willy" and the fact EVERY fucking Pokemon has a "soft, flexible foreskin" and large, droopy balls that "bounce" like everything is following some idealized penis optimization format. There's no true sense of creativity, just a nonstop barrage of cuddly warm penises and big bouncy testicles on everything. It's all fucking identical and makes no sense.
I would not be surprised at all if this man is somewhere on the autism spectrum. The repetition and child-like fascination with willies is not normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:37:21 No.28166990 Report

Quoted By:

We should have a second thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:38:55 No.28167031 Report

Quoted By: >>28167225

>>28166913
Well his choice was to make children furry foreskin porn in name of the lord

Because somewhere in his mind that would cause people to smile and save the world from the darkness

He is not even crazy,not even a little bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:39:35 No.28167053 Report

Quoted By: >>28167154

>>28165516
I honestly think he was touched as a child and whoever did it called his dick a 'willy' and this is his psychotic way of venting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:43:55 No.28167154 Report

Quoted By:

>>28167053
Im sure it was priest poor boy has something about religion stuck inside his throat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:45:13 No.28167181 Report

Quoted By:

>>28167141

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:45:14 No.28167182 Report

Quoted By:

>this whole thread
how is such a level of denial even possible?
i wonder if he does these mental gymnastics everytime he masturbates to that shit too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:46:55 No.28167225 Report

Quoted By: >>28167444

>>28167031
He's definitely made a lot of people laugh today. I really hope no one harasses him IRL though... He put way too much personal information out there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:50:02 No.28167290 Report

Quoted By: >>28167444

>spy is a censored naked kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:57:50 No.28167432 Report

Quoted By: >>28168186

>>28167423 >>28167423 >>28167423
>>28167423 >>28167423 >>28167423
>>28167423 >>28167423 >>28167423
>>28167423 >>28167423 >>28167423
>>28167423 >>28167423 >>28167423

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 03:58:15 No.28167444 Report

Quoted By:

>>28167290
Top kek
>>28167225
Yeah he deserves no harassment,he likes his things let him do it,doesnt hurt us at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:00:55 No.28167485 Report

Quoted By:

>>28166024
Perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:09:31 No.28167665 Report

Quoted By:

>>28166091
HE'S FUCKING TAUNTING ME AND MY PENIS THAT WAS FUCKING SLICED WITH A KNIFE TO REMOVE AN IMPORTANT PART OF BEFORE I WAS THE AHE OF CONSENT
BEFORE I HAD EVEN SPENT A DAY IN FRESH AIR
FUCKING KIKES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:32:04 No.28168050 Report

Quoted By: >>28168186

god dammit mods

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:43:49 No.28168186 Report

Quoted By:

>>28167432
>>28168050

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:47:13 No.28168238 Report

Quoted By: >>28168251

They deleted the second thread.. :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:47:48 No.28168251 Report

Quoted By: >>28168340

>>28168238
Make another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:54:36 No.28168340 Report

Quoted By:

>>28168251
I'm not a thread making kind of guy and I don't want my first /vp/ thread to be about a guy obsessed with pokedicks, especially considering I've been here since day one.

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