>>28175508My grandmas cat works for gamefreak, this is true. It's called Autiscat, it's a Dark/Pychic type that refuses to battle because it rather jacks off to MLP than being somewhat useful.
Also here are the real final starter evolutions:
Furer, Fire/Poison type based on Hitler, has the new "Concentration" ability that burns or poisons pokemon upon switching in.
Owldmen, Grass/Rock type based on Richard Benjamin Harrison, has the new ability "Pawn'd" which throws memes around if Owldmen faints, memes deal 100% of your HP.
Bullyio, Water/Pychic based on Eric Harris, has the new ability "Shoot Up", if Bullyio gets hit by anything it automaticly shoots back 50% of the damage it takes. Trust me es legit check serebii in november.
