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Mission: Prove the leaks are fake

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>It is two weeks until Sun and Moon come out
>The second starter evos were revealed some time ago.
>Could evolve into the leaked starters or something different
>Still entire threads dedicated to proving the leaks right or wrong
>Is fed up
>Decides to go on hardcore infiltration mission to finally reveal the starters final evos
>Gets high covert team ready for the operation,
>must deal with the highest levels of threat detection, such as laser grids, titanium doors, shark tanks, and a Japanese security guard named Boris.
>Manage to get through everything, replacing the now dead Boris with one of our own
>His Sacrifice will not be in vain.
>Manage to get to the final file cabinet
>Suddenly, alarms go off
>Security Ninjas are on their way
>Ohfuckohfuck.jpg
>I tell one guy to get the files while the rest of us take on the ninjas
>EverybodywasKungFuFighting.gif
>We escape
>"Good work team! Did you get the files little Jimmy?"
>"Y-yes, sir..."
>"And the verdict on the starters is?"
>Little Jimmy looks at the concept art
>"W-well... it looks like those scans that we all were fighting over ere fakes.... these are definitely not them."
>Ohfuckyes.jpg
>I take the files out of little jimmy's hands., God bless his soul.
>The starter evolution concepts are the exact same fucking pokemon from the leaks, just in a more game-like concept art.

MFW