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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:02:23 No.28181645 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28181716 >>28181782 >>28181788 >>28181988 >>28182387 >>28182521 >>28184398 >>28187056 >>28189917

Do female pokemon lay un-fertilized eggs?
Would it be ok to eat them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:04:39 No.28181687 Report

Quoted By: >>28181722

I don't know if I want to answer this question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:05:14 No.28181704 Report

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haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:05:51 No.28181716 Report

Quoted By: >>28181747

>>28181645
If they're unfertilized, sure.

Chansey is proof that Pokemon lay unfertilized eggs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:06:06 No.28181722 Report

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>>28181687
Please answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:07:10 No.28181747 Report

Quoted By: >>28182500 >>28182556 >>28182608

>>28181716
They are not eggs, they are cradles! And Chansey eggs are actually stones!

Fuck this franchise's stupid ass backwards shit retcons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:09:48 No.28181782 Report

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>>28181645
>Imagining a Lopunny, Gardevoir, or Braixen laying an egg

I know why I have this boner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:10:07 No.28181788 Report

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>>28181645
Aren't the eggs you find in stores unfertilized or are they sterilized ?
Either way, most eggs are edible (if not all) so yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:16:37 No.28181904 Report

Quoted By: >>28181943 >>28181991

Wouldn't torchic eggs be okay to eat? it's literally a chicken pokemon. The only chicken line in the entire franchise actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:19:23 No.28181943 Report

Quoted By: >>28181987

>>28181904
What eggs taste the best?
Would Gardevoir eggs be ok to eat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:21:51 No.28181987 Report

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>>28181943
We must conduct a trial. We need to obtain an egg of each species, and eat it. We should get three eggs, so we can test Fried, Boiled, and Scrambled separately. Some Pokemon, like Roserade/Budew or Snorlax/Munchlax we would need a set of eggs made both with and without incense present.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:22:01 No.28181988 Report

Quoted By: >>28182037 >>28189368

>>28181645
do u think that pokemon get embarrassed when they poos out eggs in front of the day-care man?

sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:22:11 No.28181991 Report

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>>28181904
>Chicken pokemon
>Can't learn softboiled

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:23:47 No.28182037 Report

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>>28181988
Reddit gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:43:36 No.28182387 Report

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>>28181645
they're all vegans (and no, grass pokemon or similar aren't plants)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:51:59 No.28182500 Report

Quoted By: >>28182556 >>28182603

>>28181747
I thought it was just Happiny's egg that was a stone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:53:09 No.28182521 Report

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>>28181645
no, it shines as in the evolution and appears next to it/ in its arms a beautiful egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:54:55 No.28182556 Report

Quoted By: >>28182603

>>28181747
>>28182500
yes, baby kangaskhan is a stone too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:58:10 No.28182603 Report

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>>28182500
>>28182556
Happiny can't lay eggs so they carry egg shaped stones instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 23:58:44 No.28182608 Report

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>>28181747
Almost all of its gen 1 entries are about it laying nutritious "succulent" eggs every day. You're thinking of Happiny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 00:02:20 No.28182654 Report

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so bizarre to think that they eat pokemon. I always thought it was a mistake of the old Pokemon Company until crabrawler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 01:44:35 No.28184398 Report

Quoted By: >>28186559 >>28188739

>>28181645
What would trigger a female to lay an un fertilized egg? Mating with a species outside of her egg group? Like a human?

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 03:28:18 No.28186559 Report

Quoted By: >>28186685 >>28188739

>>28184398
Your school's sex education and biology instructors have failed you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 03:32:40 No.28186623 Report

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How does a machamp lays an egg

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 03:36:21 No.28186685 Report

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>>28186559
Incredibly so

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 03:58:23 No.28187056 Report

Quoted By: >>28187116

>>28181645
Pokemon don't lay eggs, they give live birth. The eggs are actually just a cradle of bedding. In X and Y there was a guy in some town sitting on a bench that says it.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 04:01:25 No.28187116 Report

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>>28187056
Guy is on a bench in Coumarine City.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 05:29:35 No.28188739 Report

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>>28184398
>>28186559
It's more like knowing chickens, irl chickens lay unfertilized eggs everyday. How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 05:53:56 No.28189160 Report

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Why are you such a piece of shit as an animal, and yet mating is your best goal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 06:08:50 No.28189368 Report

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>>28181988
I would like to know if any of you have any pics of a pokemon pooing an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed

i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 06:49:55 No.28189917 Report

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>>28181645
since pkmn replace animals completely in that universe, yes.

I bet people eat Torchic eggs all the time or something.

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