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>Directed by Ohmori, the same man responsible for the piles of shit that were X/Y and OR/AS (He thinks Mega Kangaskhan is balanced and can be solely countered by Rocky Helmet)
>70 new Pokémon again like in X/Y, except 20% of those are Gen 1 only Alola forms, which are lazy color swaps
>Most of the new Pokémon are lame shit anyways like Bruxish, Stufful, Bewear, Sandygast and Palossand
>Most are guaranteed shitmons that won't make it to OU and be NU at best
>They blew their entire load during hype season again like with X/Y
>Mega Evolutions have been retconned
>Game is short as fuck, only has 174 music tracks compared to the 212 music tracks in X/Y
>Lv. 30 Ariados Guzma fight by the third island, probably only knows Leech Life and Poison Sting
>Z-Moves are useless gimmicks and a waste of time
>Hyper Training irrevocably ruining breeding as we know it
>The starter final evos are inexcusably shit, especially Litten becoming a wrestler bara tiger for no apparent reason, most likely Fire/Fighting again
>Rival picks the starter weak against you
>Piss easy handholding difficulty complete with type advantage notifiers on every move, Rotom Dex tells you where to go next
>Only 4 small islands, gyms replaced with "trials" aka fetch quests and wild double battles
If you're STILL hyped for this after all that then you're either underage or a dicksucking GF apologist, there is no saving you.
>70 new Pokémon again like in X/Y, except 20% of those are Gen 1 only Alola forms, which are lazy color swaps
>Most of the new Pokémon are lame shit anyways like Bruxish, Stufful, Bewear, Sandygast and Palossand
>Most are guaranteed shitmons that won't make it to OU and be NU at best
>They blew their entire load during hype season again like with X/Y
>Mega Evolutions have been retconned
>Game is short as fuck, only has 174 music tracks compared to the 212 music tracks in X/Y
>Lv. 30 Ariados Guzma fight by the third island, probably only knows Leech Life and Poison Sting
>Z-Moves are useless gimmicks and a waste of time
>Hyper Training irrevocably ruining breeding as we know it
>The starter final evos are inexcusably shit, especially Litten becoming a wrestler bara tiger for no apparent reason, most likely Fire/Fighting again
>Rival picks the starter weak against you
>Piss easy handholding difficulty complete with type advantage notifiers on every move, Rotom Dex tells you where to go next
>Only 4 small islands, gyms replaced with "trials" aka fetch quests and wild double battles
If you're STILL hyped for this after all that then you're either underage or a dicksucking GF apologist, there is no saving you.
