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ITT: Post your pokemon cringe stories. I'll start
>be me, a few months ago
>through most of year i would play pokemon on the bus ride to and from school
>mostly ignored, i minded my own business
>enter little faggot 6th grader
You know the ones i'm talking about, act like they rule the god damn world and curse like sailors.
>let's call him FuckNugget (FN)
>i didn't know he was like this at the time
>everybody was an asshole to him, i didn't know why
>halfway through the year i learn FN is into pokemon
>neat.jpg
>FN had a friend with him most of the time, friend was cool and a good kid
>friend liked pokemon too
>he was part of the fnaf fandom though
ew
>call him bob
>i put up with people being dick to FN the whole year, people ignored bob
>fast forward to june
>i decide to interact with him
>"hey FN, tomorrow i will bring my other ds and pokemon game, wanna play with me?
>kid practically cums with excitement
>hell yeah anon"
>ohfuckoneoftheselittlefaggots.png
>shrug it off
>i bring my shitty dsi to school along with my copy of pokemon white, he plays it while i play black 2
>we team up in the battle subway together
so what, i like gen 5
>i pick my 2 best pokemon, a magnezone and my magmortar
>i am not a competitive player but i considered them pretty good, had grinded them to level 80
>FN picks a ninetales that i had raised and i shitty legendary pokemon, zero training
>ohfortheloveoffuckinggod.gif
>first 2 sets of 7, we barely win because kid is retarded and doesnt know what he's doing
>finally we get to the subway bosses
>fucking annihilated because kid is retarded and none of our pokemon were strong enough
>i didnt play with him again but he watched me as i played soulsilver single player
>whole time i play he gives shitty commentary
>"haha lol dragonair more like shittyair lol"
>endmylife.filename
>i realize why everybody hates him, he likes me too much for me to be able to just stop hanging out with him
cont.
>be me, a few months ago
>through most of year i would play pokemon on the bus ride to and from school
>mostly ignored, i minded my own business
>enter little faggot 6th grader
You know the ones i'm talking about, act like they rule the god damn world and curse like sailors.
>let's call him FuckNugget (FN)
>i didn't know he was like this at the time
>everybody was an asshole to him, i didn't know why
>halfway through the year i learn FN is into pokemon
>neat.jpg
>FN had a friend with him most of the time, friend was cool and a good kid
>friend liked pokemon too
>he was part of the fnaf fandom though
ew
>call him bob
>i put up with people being dick to FN the whole year, people ignored bob
>fast forward to june
>i decide to interact with him
>"hey FN, tomorrow i will bring my other ds and pokemon game, wanna play with me?
>kid practically cums with excitement
>hell yeah anon"
>ohfuckoneoftheselittlefaggots.png
>shrug it off
>i bring my shitty dsi to school along with my copy of pokemon white, he plays it while i play black 2
>we team up in the battle subway together
so what, i like gen 5
>i pick my 2 best pokemon, a magnezone and my magmortar
>i am not a competitive player but i considered them pretty good, had grinded them to level 80
>FN picks a ninetales that i had raised and i shitty legendary pokemon, zero training
>ohfortheloveoffuckinggod.gif
>first 2 sets of 7, we barely win because kid is retarded and doesnt know what he's doing
>finally we get to the subway bosses
>fucking annihilated because kid is retarded and none of our pokemon were strong enough
>i didnt play with him again but he watched me as i played soulsilver single player
>whole time i play he gives shitty commentary
>"haha lol dragonair more like shittyair lol"
>endmylife.filename
>i realize why everybody hates him, he likes me too much for me to be able to just stop hanging out with him
cont.
