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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:13:54 No.28228192 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28228318 >>28228330 >>28228334 >>28228342 >>28228359 >>28229646 >>28229959 >>28233538

Is Nidoking a cuck?

>can'tnot allowed to breed with its own woman
>in order for the two to have kids, he must let another species of mon fuck his girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:16:09 No.28228250 Report

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>mfw you brought this to my attention
>unknown headcanon of King being Alpha shattered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:18:09 No.28228293 Report

Quoted By: >>28228605 >>28229633

Nidoking gets better bitches than that ugly fat bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:19:38 No.28228318 Report

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>>28228192
Execpt that Nidoqueen can't breed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:20:19 No.28228330 Report

Quoted By: >>28228433 >>28228605

>>28228192
thats not tue though, its nidorina and nidoqueen that cant breed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:20:29 No.28228334 Report

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>>28228192
>Nidocuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:21:03 No.28228342 Report

Quoted By: >>28228605 >>28229633

>>28228192
>implyinh Nidoqeen isnt the cuck

Nidoqueen cant fugg so Nidoking fucks some other bitch instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:22:27 No.28228359 Report

Quoted By: >>28228381 >>28228605

>>28228192
No you dumbass. Nidoking cucks the shit out of Nidoqueen by fucking tight nidoran(f) poochi instead.
Nidoqueen is old and busted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:24:02 No.28228381 Report

Quoted By: >>28234210

>>28228359
So lolicon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:27:07 No.28228433 Report

Quoted By: >>28234210

>>28228330
So pedophilia?
What could have we expected from the Japanese?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:37:01 No.28228605 Report

Quoted By: >>28228632 >>28228640 >>28228671 >>28230373

>>28228293
>>28228330
>>28228342
>>28228359
Yea but he is a cuck. How do you think he feels about him not being able to please his own woman while The purple Chad manlet over here can swoop and pop out all the rats?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:38:55 No.28228632 Report

Quoted By: >>28228664

>>28228605
I dont think you understand anon, nidoqueen can not produce eggs with any pokemon, even ditto. they are not able to breed via any mechanic in the games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:39:18 No.28228640 Report

Quoted By: >>28228664

>>28228605
Nidoqueen can't breed at all. Not even with a ditto. Nidoqueen is in menopause.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:39:36 No.28228649 Report

Quoted By: >>28228672

So how long is it going to take for pol and other Go normies to realize they aren't autistic af to talk about Pokemon all day and would rather go back to their own boards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:40:25 No.28228664 Report

Quoted By: >>28228676

>>28228632
>>28228640
So how are legit competitive Nidoqueens born

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:41:24 No.28228671 Report

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>>28228605
Are you dumb? Nidoqueen cannot breed at all. She is menopausal. Moonstone radiation killed her eggs.
Meanwhile, Nidoking is nonstop pounding that nidoranF pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:41:27 No.28228672 Report

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>>28228649
There is nothing political about this

>Go normies

Stop projecting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:41:48 No.28228676 Report

Quoted By: >>28228701

>>28228664
you use a nidoranF or a nidoking and a ditto. nidoking can produce nidoran male or female eggs with ditto.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:43:59 No.28228701 Report

Quoted By: >>28228732

>>28228676
what the fuck

Why does game freak get a pass to let this happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:46:22 No.28228732 Report

Quoted By: >>28228941

>>28228701
to let what happen? people have been saying nidoqueen not being able to breed is dumb since gen 2, how new are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 00:58:23 No.28228941 Report

Quoted By: >>28228983 >>28229896

>>28228732
I've only discovered this board a month ago. Pretty much stayed on /pol/ and /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 01:00:59 No.28228983 Report

Quoted By: >>28228996 >>28229201

>>28228941
>/pol/ and /b/
Are you 12?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 01:01:36 No.28228996 Report

Quoted By: >>28229023

>>28228983
He just left those boards, no? Maybe he used to be 12?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 01:03:50 No.28229023 Report

Quoted By: >>28229056

>>28228996
I'd say most people used to be 12.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 01:05:11 No.28229056 Report

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>>28229023
Not me, I skipped to 13.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 01:14:47 No.28229201 Report

Quoted By: >>28234331

>>28228983
>Are you 12?

Said by someone on a Pokemon board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 01:41:17 No.28229633 Report

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>>28228293
>>28228342
He fucks Jynx's all damn day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 01:42:10 No.28229646 Report

Quoted By: >>28230893 >>28234331

>>28228192
I was horrified to see my bro besmirched, but I gotta admit I'm glad to see all the anons who have spread reason before my arrival. Nidoqueen is, in fact, a cuckquean. As to why that was incorporated into the game, who knows? I'm gonna go with "Japan" as my guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 01:54:16 No.28229860 Report

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Some animals can't be bred in captivity because we don't know the environmental needs.
Even certain animals kept as pets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 01:56:25 No.28229896 Report

Quoted By: >>28230078 >>28233835

>>28228941
We really really need to delete /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 01:59:56 No.28229959 Report

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>>28228192
>It's a cuckposter is actually retarded thread

Good day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:05:33 No.28230067 Report

Quoted By: >>28230090

Nidoqueen and Nidoking only evolve when exposed to the radiation from Moon Stones.
Unfortunately, this radiation makes Nidoqueen infertile and alters the Nidoking's DNA so much that the only Pokemon capable of breeding with it is the one with the ability to mimic its DNA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:06:14 No.28230078 Report

Quoted By: >>28230114 >>28230195 >>28234331

>>28229896
/pol/ is the best board though. Most of 4chan's greatness is born on that board and /b/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:07:16 No.28230090 Report

Quoted By: >>28230103 >>28230196

>>28230067
so why can't nidorina breed if she hasn't been exposed yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:08:06 No.28230103 Report

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>>28230090
Cuz it smells

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:08:48 No.28230114 Report

Quoted By: >>28230219

>>28230078
You can't be serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:11:25 No.28230163 Report

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>4'7

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:13:10 No.28230195 Report

Quoted By: >>28230219

>>28230078
u fucking wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:13:14 No.28230196 Report

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>>28230090
she isn't a kardashian.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:14:16 No.28230219 Report

Quoted By: >>28230480 >>28231024

>>28230114
>>28230195
prove me wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:14:22 No.28230224 Report

Quoted By: >>28230313

>You will never be a Nidoking and pound loli puss all day as the only means of reproducing besides stuffing your dick in whore jelly
Damn, I wouldn't call that a cuck, he gets to fuck lolis all day erry day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:16:58 No.28230273 Report

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Then it's time to go above and beyond the natural order....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:19:46 No.28230313 Report

Quoted By: >>28234331

>>28230224
>You will never be a Nidoking and pound Nidoqueen pussy everyday without fear of having children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:23:33 No.28230373 Report

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>>28228605
I think you might actually be retarded. Then again, you are a cuckposter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:25:42 No.28230401 Report

Quoted By: >>28230436

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:28:14 No.28230436 Report

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>>28230401
>Nidoqueen can't relearn a bunch of Nidorina stuff
>Fucking about with the move pool requires you to train a new nodorina
Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:32:03 No.28230480 Report

Quoted By: >>28230543

>>28230219
/pol/ is literally a containment board.

Righties who can't think for themselves love it. I don't think it's any worse than the garbage the prominent liberal sites' garbage though either. It's just sort of a joke to anyone with a shread of self-awareness.

That being said there have been lots of good times on there, Zimzam notably. I always had a soft spot for conspiracy threads too.

I covert went to a pol meetup in 2012 and it looked exactly like what I was afraid it would be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:36:30 No.28230543 Report

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>>28230480
what did it look like

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:37:19 No.28230563 Report

Quoted By: >>28230592 >>28230788

Daily reminder that this isn't fixed even after 6 generations #nidoqueenlifematters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:39:12 No.28230592 Report

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>>28230563
Gamefreak won't retcon it unless they introduce a new breeding group. You know how they roll post-gen 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:52:23 No.28230788 Report

Quoted By: >>28230835

>>28230563
But they're based on rabbits. Gamefreak made this mechanic similar to how rabbits go through their mating seasons. Rabbits get into their menopausal state way faster than most other living creatures. It's why they can breed after about 5 months.

Technically they can still get pregnant but it's not good for them to try and have babies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:55:29 No.28230835 Report

Quoted By: >>28231029 >>28231073

>>28230788
>Gamefreak made this mechanic similar to how rabbits go through their mating seasons

Source on that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 02:59:24 No.28230893 Report

Quoted By: >>28230978 >>28231500

>>28229646
So which of those 2 Nidorans did he fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:06:09 No.28230978 Report

Quoted By:

>>28230893
Both of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:08:51 No.28231024 Report

Quoted By:

>>28230219

Prove it, show that greatness with screencaps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:09:14 No.28231029 Report

Quoted By: >>28231069 >>28231073

>>28230835
>Source on that?
His ass. there's actual evidence in the code that they had to individually code breeding for the nidoran line due to them being separate male and female entries on the pokedex.

Which leads to the assumption that someone fucked up and they have simply not felt like admitting the mistake. Hell, Nidoqueens breed in the anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:11:11 No.28231069 Report

Quoted By: >>28231114

>>28231029
>Individually coded
>Has Nidoran-F able to breed
Doubt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:11:25 No.28231073 Report

Quoted By: >>28231587

>>28230835
>>28231029
Oh, and the pokedex entries in-game talk about Nidoqueen protecting her young. Which she wouldn't be able to do if she canonically couldn't have them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:13:56 No.28231114 Report

Quoted By:

>>28231069
>Remember to input code here
>Forget to stick code over there
The nidoran line is coded like a genderless pokemon with a bunch of exceptions tacked on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:15:03 No.28231139 Report

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It's probably some sort of inside joke on why Nidoqueen can't breed and that's why it hasn't been changed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:15:05 No.28231140 Report

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nidocuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:23:23 No.28231296 Report

Quoted By: >>28231326

OP here.

I have learned the error of my ways. Forgive me. Nidoking is still the alpha man.

But we can not let Nidocuck-queen have a free pass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:25:11 No.28231326 Report

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>>28231296
It's for the best. You don't want to compete with your Nidoking every single time you feel like fucking your Nidoqueen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:33:56 No.28231500 Report

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>>28230893

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:38:46 No.28231587 Report

Quoted By: >>28231606

>>28231073
>Which she wouldn't be able to do if she canonically couldn't have them.

Maybe she bred as a Nidoran, shithead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:39:57 No.28231606 Report

Quoted By: >>28231750 >>28231815

>>28231587
>And evolved twice before her nidoran babies could evolve once

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:48:04 No.28231750 Report

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>>28231606
Nidoran evolves at l.16 and Moon Stone and mon in the breeding don't evolve
Sounds entirely possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 03:52:08 No.28231815 Report

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>>28231606
>lv 15 nidoran
>git bred
>level up and git moon stone before egg even hatches

Wow, that was hard!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 05:38:47 No.28233538 Report

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>>28228192
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 05:53:32 No.28233771 Report

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Post your favorite mon. Make it better without going overboard
>No sturdy Shedninja
Pic related
>Change typing to Fire/Fairy
>Have move pool include ice and electric moves
>Mega Form with the ability Wizard
All elemental attacks do 30% more damage.
>I.E. Thunder, Fireblast, Ice Beam

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 05:58:57 No.28233835 Report

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>>28229896
>Delete /pol/
>All 4chan boards become /pol/ as the posters there are unleashed

I'm game. Sounds like good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 06:33:32 No.28234210 Report

Quoted By:

>>28228381
>>28228433
yup.
>implying you wouldn't prefer nidoran

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2016 06:46:16 No.28234331 Report

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>>28229201
#rekt

>>28229646
nidoqueen is calibate and pure. thats why she can't breed.
HA!

>>28230078
I lol'd

>>28230313
thats a nice way of looking at things

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