>>28237980How would a freaking fan fiction even work for them? All I can picture is
>[insert loud tiger and sea lion roaring here]>They get up in a fight, don't ask me why, give me a reason why they should>One of them gets too carried away, probably the sea lion>Wants to violate the tiger's rights for whatever reason >The tiger gets the hots>One tops the other in a fit of rage to re-assure dominance>They struggle between each other's muffled panting>Exchanging the moistest, hottest kisses or whatever the heck>The roaring gets louder and everything trembles as they fuck the daylights out of each other>The whole scene ends with them panting the fuck out, but they still haven't had enough>Shit gets intense and they decide to get kinky>Amidst a chaotic burst of fire and water, they both climax>They hold handsthere, here's your lousy fan fiction, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go collect my Pulitzer prize.
