>Be Male Ralts
>Get caught by trainer
>Want to evolve into Gallade, as that is the manly Ralts evolution, that all the female gardeviors want to fuck
>Trainer evolves into Gardevior
>"Sorry, but I'm not gonna let your perfect Special Attack IV and Timid nature go to waste!"
>Very mad at trainer for basically making me turn into a girly ass Pokemon
>Eventually get over it
>Mega Evolves
>Gets these huge ass tits
>Very confused
>Grips one tightly
>Feelsgoof.jpg
>Grips the other
>Realizes I'm feeling myself
>Realizes I have amazing tits
>Decides to roll with it
>Now whenever I mega Evolve, I turn into a hot chick
>Takes pictures
>Masturbates to self later
