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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 03:44:23 No.28250703 View View Reply Original Report

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Post your irl team if animals were pokemon
>African Elephant
>Imperial moth
>American black bear
>chromadoris annae sea slug
>Tasmanian tiger (fossilmon)
>Secretary bird

R8 and h8 and masturb8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 03:47:37 No.28250746 Report

Quoted By: >>28250766

Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 03:48:55 No.28250766 Report

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>>28250746
>page 2
>bump
T-thanks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 03:49:26 No.28250772 Report

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centipede
tarantula
scorpion
hornet
fire ant
yellow fever mosquito

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 03:49:39 No.28250775 Report

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>>28250703
African Lion, need a high ATK, female def cause males get Truant

American Bison, seriously the best SpDef in the game and a solid ATK/DEF to go with it

Whiptail Stingray, water types bitch

Rook gets crazy priority moves and Special

Hammerhead Shark, high ATK, Speed, access to electric moves

Pug, shoulder mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 03:49:51 No.28250776 Report

Quoted By: >>28250848

>>28250703
>Calico Maine Coon
>Saint Bernard
>Sea Otter
>Bobcat
>Tiger
>Yellow Lab

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 03:53:42 No.28250826 Report

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>tsetse fly
>mosquito
>hippopotamus
>tardigrade
>octopus
>human
try and fuck with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 03:55:02 No.28250848 Report

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>>28250776
>all mammals
kill yourself, furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 03:55:54 No.28250857 Report

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>brown squirrel, shouldermon
>Polar Bear
>Red-tailed Hawk
>Anteater
>Dumbo Octopus
>King Cobra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 04:12:50 No.28251101 Report

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>Hercules Beetle
>Stag Beetle
>Asian Giant Hornet
>Leaf Cutter Ant
>Mantis Shrimp
>Horned Dung Beetle

Good fucking luck beating me, you cunts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 04:14:29 No.28251131 Report

Quoted By: >>28251201 >>28255043

>>28250703
>African elephant
>not an Indian elephant
pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 04:20:39 No.28251201 Report

Quoted By: >>28251232

>>28251131
>liking the small eared jew of the elephant world
Good goy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 04:22:46 No.28251232 Report

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>>28251201
man, the elephant world must suck if there are only 3 species and the rest are all extinct

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 04:39:32 No.28251418 Report

Quoted By: >>28251445 >>28254872

>>28251232
The human world must suck.
There's only one species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 04:41:58 No.28251445 Report

Quoted By: >>28251502

>>28251418
inb4 /pol/ gets triggered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 04:47:05 No.28251502 Report

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>>28251445
Humans are one species.
But there are many breeds.
Like whites and blacks
Golden retrievers and pitbulls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 04:48:08 No.28251512 Report

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>African Elephant
>Black Mamba
>Giraffe
>Sperm Whale
>Harpy Eagle
>Tank
Fight me fuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 08:52:20 No.28253893 Report

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>>28250703
>African Elephant
>implying that's not a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 09:08:46 No.28254039 Report

Quoted By: >>28254050

>>28250703
Polar Bear (Ice/Water, Thick Fat)
Clydesdale (Ground/Normal, Own Tempo or Guts)
Rottweiler (Dark, Intimidate)
Some giant Prehistoric bird or bug (Rock/Flying/Bug, Keen Eye/Compound Eyes)
Electric eel (Electric/Water, Static)
Bird eating Tarantula (Bug/Dark, Unnerve)
Pistol Shrimp (Fire/Fairy, Defeatist probably)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 09:10:27 No.28254050 Report

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>>28254039
Wait that's too many, scratch the Tarantula then.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 09:16:40 No.28254091 Report

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Grizzly Bear
Red Spitting Cobra
Luna Moth
Blue Dragon
Bobcat
Bearded Vulture

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 09:19:05 No.28254109 Report

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>Big Doggo - Starter/Normal type
>Gila Monster - Poison type
>Bearded Vulture - Flying type
>Kangaroo - Fighting type
>Moray Eel - Water type
>Compsognothus or Ceolophysis - HM slave/Fossilmon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 09:22:10 No.28254139 Report

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>>28250703
I dont like animals. pokemon wouldnt be fun in real life so I would probably want mechanical pets that look real instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 09:28:40 No.28254189 Report

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>>28250703
Asian wasp
Africanized Bees
Water Bear
Black plague rats (fossil)
Japanese Hornets
Zika mosquitoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 09:32:54 No.28254217 Report

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>Spider
>Spider
>Spider
>Spider
>Dingo (holding a baby)
>Spider
Life's tough m8s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 09:36:59 No.28254245 Report

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>>28250703
Narwhal (team's water type, surfer ,etc)
Bald Eagle (flyer, etc)
Snow Leopard
Ghost Mantis (Ghost/Bug)
Komodo Dragon (Dragon/Poison, sweeper)
Bengal Tiger (I imagine a fire type tiger)

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 10:00:57 No.28254434 Report

Quoted By: >>28255071

>>28250703

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 10:19:05 No.28254548 Report

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Black Rhino (Hits like a truck)
Alligator Snapping Turtle (Strong Defense with surprisingly quick and strong offense)
Hippo (Same as rhino, but with a wicked bite to boot)
Sailfish Marlin (Fastest Water Type for sweeping)
Wholly Mammoth (Fossil, makes your African/Indian Elephants look like pre-evos)
The Yeti (inb4 "Using legendaries")

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 10:26:37 No.28254581 Report

Quoted By: >>28255874

Siberean white tiger (normal/ice)
Bottlenose dolphin (water)
Giant Squid (water/poison)
Yellow jacket (bug/flying)
Red panda (normal)
Wallaby (normal/fighting)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 11:06:11 No.28254872 Report

Quoted By: >>28254909

>>28251418
Didn't we kill off all of our closer relatives?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 11:11:29 No.28254905 Report

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>>28250703
>Roborovski Hamster
>Yorkshire Terrier
>Galapagos Tortoise
>Coqui Frog
>European Robin
>Rosy Maple Moth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 11:12:31 No.28254909 Report

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>>28254872
Worse - we bred with them until they phased out of existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 11:29:41 No.28255036 Report

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I'd probably stay in the smaller size leagues of the animal tournaments. This team is assuming that the animals would actually follow your commands and not attack you as soon as they were out of the pokeball.
Cane Toad (Starter, Well defended by its poison)
Brown Tree Snake ( Its a constrictor AND its mildly venomous!)
Amazonian Giant Centipede (It's fast, its venomous, and it'd be perfect for psychological warfare.)
Blue Ringed Octopus (Lethal venom, cute as the dickens)
Greater Roadrunner ( It absolutely destroys anything smaller than a rattlesnake.)
Indian Pangolin (Powerful defense, sharp claws for offense)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 11:31:27 No.28255043 Report

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>>28251131
>wanting your lead mon to get taken down by Raichus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 11:35:16 No.28255071 Report

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>>28254434
LeL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 11:55:20 No.28255219 Report

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Snake
Falcon
Kangaroo
Monkey
Mouse
Washing Machine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 12:01:21 No.28255256 Report

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Purple slime lump
Three magnets
Three moles
Angry tadpole
Big brown rat
Eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 12:09:41 No.28255316 Report

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>>28250703
>Secretary bird
>White Rhino
>Hippo
>Saltwater crocodile
>Komodo Dragon
>Velociraptor

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 12:13:55 No.28255350 Report

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>Snowy Owl
My favorite. Probably the best Speed out of the owls, with great Attack and HP. Hope for one with No Guard so I can spam Blizzard and Hurricane

>Moose
Great stats, stronger and faster than people realize. With Horn Leech this thing lives forever

>Komodo Dragon
Not too fast but very powerful. Strong Jaw Poison Fang is cool but I'm not sure if it's worth using over Gunk Shot

>Blue Whale
The ultimate tank. Super bulky with great solid offensive presence as well

>Grizzly Bear
I know it's super popular but it's with good reason. This thing still packs a punch

>Hispaniolan Brown Tarantula
Not as strong or bulky as the Goliath Bird Eater, but still powerful and with better Speed.

I've seen all of these in the wild except for the Dragon, so I'd probably have to trade for it with zoo staff or someone who has been to Komodo. One of my regional exclusives or endangered species would probably be good enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 12:13:56 No.28255351 Report

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Hippo
Platypus
Birch tree
Albino Gorilla
Crow
Komodo Dragon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 12:31:55 No.28255502 Report

Quoted By: >>28255530

Plover
Water-boatman
Powerful owl
River otter

>I'll use plants because I'm a special snowflake

Boulder brain coral
Bottlebrush tree

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 12:35:11 No.28255530 Report

Quoted By: >>28255889

>>28255502
>Coral
>Plant

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 12:36:40 No.28255540 Report

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>Argentavis (fossilmon)
>Gorilla
>Crocodile
>Rhino
>Black Marlin
>Giant Asian Hornet (pic related)

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 12:38:03 No.28255552 Report

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6 pistol shrimps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 12:48:20 No.28255609 Report

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>Orchid Mantis
>Dynastes Hercules beetle
>Hammerhead shark
>Komodo dragon
>White Bengal tiger
>Red-tailed hawk

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 13:21:38 No.28255874 Report

Quoted By: >>28255988

>>28254581
>giant squid
>using legendaries on your team

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 13:23:48 No.28255889 Report

Quoted By: >>28255912

>>28255530
Wow, they aren't either. Weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 13:26:45 No.28255912 Report

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>>28255889
How many plants made of calcium do you know?

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 13:29:16 No.28255926 Report

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Spectacled cobra
Chimpanzee
African elephant
Eurasian eagle-owl
Giant squid
Hippo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 13:36:06 No.28255988 Report

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>>28255874
Giant Squids are obviously Pseudos you mong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 13:43:54 No.28256067 Report

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ball python
hamster
siamese cat
french bulldog
blue whale
guinea pig

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