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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 07:54:04 No.28253428 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28253436 >>28253463 >>28253799 >>28253830 >>28259190 >>28260350

Tell me she's canonically thic and smelly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 07:54:54 No.28253436 Report

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>>28253428
Good for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 07:59:15 No.28253463 Report

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>>28253428
Look at that rats nest of hair; she hasn't washed that shit in ages. Her fucking Gastly smells better than her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 08:42:45 No.28253799 Report

Quoted By: >>28259115

>>28253428

She's not.

But why let that stop you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 08:45:50 No.28253830 Report

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>>28253428
She might shower less often than once a day. But she's definitely the kind to forget to feed herself until she's fucking starving.
Might be smelly, definitely not thicc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 13:48:45 No.28256109 Report

Quoted By: >>28256152 >>28259039 >>28259215

Correction, all the Hex Girls but the Moomoo Milk selling ones are nonthick. Just because the trainer classes are kinda like stereotypes doesn't mean they can't have hidden variety to them. Maybe there's a forty year old Fairy Tale Girl running around. :P

Plus one of the characters in XY that are normally a part of the cis female trainer class was once a male doesn't mean ALL of that trainer class are like her and once male too.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 13:54:00 No.28256152 Report

Quoted By: >>28256182

>>28256109

>:P

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 13:56:59 No.28256182 Report

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>>28256152
People have been using that emoticon since pre 1990.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 14:47:57 No.28256711 Report

Quoted By: >>28258840 >>28259054

>tfw girlfriend is a literal hex maniac
>tfw she's thicc and smells of a bakery full of fresh sweet bread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 17:27:07 No.28258819 Report

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Why does hex maniac not get attention now?

She was all the rage at the start of X and Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 17:28:19 No.28258840 Report

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>>28256711
post pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 17:38:33 No.28258998 Report

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Canonically, she is actually really slim.

Fucktards made it a meme that she is fat with lactating tits, because ONE fucking Hex sells Milk.

They effectively permanently ruined a potential qt3.14 waifu, because almost all her fanart is effected by that meme. Her official art shows that her tits are almost non-existant.

But on the other side of things, you're right that she probably is smelly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 17:40:59 No.28259039 Report

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>>28256109
>:P
>cis
I want to fucking stab you. Fuck off back to tumblr.

Also, protip, Trainer classes =/= gender. It's hilarious that the first half of your post seems to agree with that, but the second half of your post seems to do a complete 180 and follow the retarded theory about there being a tranny in X/Y.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 17:42:02 No.28259054 Report

Quoted By: >>28259090

>>28256711
Except Hex Maniacs are slim, and probably smell of sweat, unwashed cunt, and dirt.

So your girlfriend is nothing like a Hex Maniac.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 17:44:27 No.28259090 Report

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>>28259054

Nah, they probably smell of cloves, incense, and whatever the candles they burn for seances or whatever smell like.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 17:45:47 No.28259115 Report

Quoted By: >>28259131

>>28253799
>implying she doesn't have luscious titty warts and a smelly cunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 17:47:02 No.28259131 Report

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>>28259115
I agree 100% about the smelly cunny

But

>titty warts
I'm not one to shit on peoples fetishes, but really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 17:51:33 No.28259190 Report

Quoted By: >>28259340

>>28253428
Based on her actual sprite and official art - no. The whole "thicc" thing came out of her selling milk; from artists associating her selling milk with huge tits we eventually got big tits, wide hips and and the overall impression of hex maniac fanart has today.

>Smelly
Probably, but not the kind you're looking for. Another anon mentioned incense and candle fragrances and shit, which is far more likely to be the case for her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 17:52:38 No.28259215 Report

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>>28256109
Kill yourself, degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 18:00:27 No.28259340 Report

Quoted By: >>28259645

>>28259190
Her long unkept bushy hair to me suggests a laid-back approach to hygiene, so I wouldn't be surprised if she smells musky due to longer-than-average breaks between bathing.

I imagine she often has long, dirty fingernails that she may get self-conscious about in public. But she never fixes her hygiene problems because she rarely goes outside anyways.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 18:17:11 No.28259617 Report

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>you will never have a skinny hex maniac to cuddle and pat her messy hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 18:18:53 No.28259645 Report

Quoted By: >>28259661

>>28259340

>But she never fixes her hygiene problems because she rarely goes outside anyways.

That doesn't make any sense, Hex Maniacs aren't shut-in NEETs, they're more like kooky poke-wiccans or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 18:20:01 No.28259661 Report

Quoted By: >>28260380

>>28259645
but she's so pale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 18:53:29 No.28260350 Report

Quoted By: >>28260406 >>28260683

>>28253428
I want to travel a region just sniffing the girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 18:54:51 No.28260380 Report

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>>28259661

There is shade outside, you know. Plus she wears long concealing clothing and her hair covers much of her face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 18:56:21 No.28260406 Report

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>>28260350

That sounds like a good way to get arrested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 19:13:08 No.28260683 Report

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>>28260350
That's not specific to a Pokemon game, you can just go outside any time. Ride the bus, sit behind an old indian woman and bask in the toxic stench of a woman who hasn't bathed for 50 years.

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