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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:31:10 No.28263129 View View Reply Original Report

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We survived to:
>unovabortions
>kalosperm
>gotards

Will we survive to SMegma?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:44:01 No.28263366 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:46:05 No.28263412 Report

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>not Alolamoeba

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:47:19 No.28263444 Report

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>region name + word related to birthing process
>region name + word related to birthing process
>spinoff game name + the word "retard"
>initials of the games + LOL CUM XD
You're a fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:48:42 No.28263476 Report

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this is so fucking autistic i hate this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:50:50 No.28263515 Report

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>>28263129
Is English not your first language, or are you genuinely retarded?

Who the fuck says "survived to"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:52:06 No.28263539 Report

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>>28263129

>Smegma

For the last fucking time

It's Alolonesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:53:07 No.28263562 Report

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Not Aloleggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:53:21 No.28263566 Report

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>>28263412

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:55:25 No.28263592 Report

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>GOtards

Phonies is a better word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:55:29 No.28263596 Report

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>SMegma
>ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 21:55:54 No.28263602 Report

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>>28263444
Triple digits speak the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:02:42 No.28263738 Report

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if you were 5 years old when Red and Blue came out (BARELY old enough to understand the game), you're now 25

if you were 10 at that time (the target audience), you're now 30

Face it, the vast majority of players were not in the first wave of Pokemania. Calling out anyone for catching on to the game after the 90s just makes you sound like a loser

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:04:58 No.28263777 Report

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zyGOtes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:07:25 No.28263824 Report

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GOnads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:07:37 No.28263828 Report

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>>28263738
I have 18 so i started in GEN III.
But i watched the GEN I anime first that counts as starting gen I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:08:35 No.28263840 Report

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>>28263129
I thought it was alolosomes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:09:21 No.28263856 Report

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Alolantercourse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:10:39 No.28263877 Report

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>>28263738
I'm from '96 and I played Pokémon Blue when I was 4 years old in Europe (I don't speak English so being able to read or not was irrelevant) still before G/S was out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:12:51 No.28263917 Report

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>>28263738
>if you were 5 years old when Red and Blue came out you're now 25
I was 6 when RB came out, and I'm 23 now. Just because we're on a chink wall painting forum doesn't mean everyone is Japanese.
>(BARELY old enough to understand the game)
kids = idiots, huh? I'm not a native English speaker and I understood enough to play just fine at the time

Agreed on the rest of the post though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:16:20 No.28263966 Report

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>>28263738
I was 4, didnt speak english and played the game just fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:34:18 No.28264234 Report

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>>28263129
Alolasshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Sep 2016 22:43:36 No.28264422 Report

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>>28263738
I am a 90's kid and my first pokemon game was yellow, then I got gold.

Then nothing else because my parents didn't want me to 'waste' money

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:26:47 No.28266025 Report

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>>28263129
we survived kantopkek and kalolasperm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:32:07 No.28266119 Report

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Alolarousals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:34:42 No.28266160 Report

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>>28263444
Are you saying cum doesn't relate to the birthing process?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:35:53 No.28266181 Report

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>>28263738
I was 4 when it came out and got red when I was 5, I'm now 22

Your math assumes everyone here is japanese, RB came out in North America in late 98

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:37:11 No.28266204 Report

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>>28266181
Yep, got Yellow when I was three, turning 21 in like, two weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:37:47 No.28266217 Report

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>>28263444
>>28266160
Smegma is a white, cheese like thing uncut men get on their foreskin. Kids age 8 might have smegma.
Not at all related to sperm you fucking retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:38:54 No.28266231 Report

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>>28266217
Women get smegma too anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:39:12 No.28266239 Report

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Alolautism will be unbearable. Two years starting november that we'll have to stand until next gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:40:07 No.28266251 Report

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>>28263539
*Alolasome

I have no idea where you get the n from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:46:27 No.28266355 Report

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>>28263824
Underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:47:03 No.28266362 Report

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>>28266251
Because it makes the word "lonesome"
Yours isn't even a portmanteau.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:50:01 No.28266420 Report

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>>28266362
>what are chromosomes
>what is the unit or reproduction smaller than a sperm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:50:56 No.28266429 Report

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I'm pretty sure it's Alolamoebas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:53:35 No.28266478 Report

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did you mean SuMovarius

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:55:07 No.28266498 Report

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I don't know why Kalosperm took off when my much better name of XYZygotes didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:56:37 No.28266526 Report

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>>28263129
we didn't even survive hoennbabbies, this place has been dead since gen 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:57:40 No.28266543 Report

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>>28266498
because it's "region name"+"increasingly smaller unit relating to reproduction"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:58:32 No.28266556 Report

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>>28263738
I was 4 when i got blue
Im now 21

I did play crystal late though
I went from blue yellow to ruby and emerald then to Crystal
Played them in order after that though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:59:00 No.28266570 Report

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>>28266526
/vp/ wasn't even around during Gen 3. Hell 4chan barely was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:59:34 No.28266573 Report

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>>28266217
>uncut men
There's no such thing. There is normal men, and cut men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:00:10 No.28266579 Report

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Its Alolalones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:00:54 No.28266597 Report

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>>28263129
Johtoddlers, Unovabortions and MAYBE Genwunners are the only ones that actually have a nice ring to them. The other shit just sounds fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:02:15 No.28266621 Report

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>>28266597
>doesn't like hoenn-babby
It's still listed as spam

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:03:49 No.28266645 Report

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>>28266621
Hoenbabby

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:05:05 No.28266661 Report

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>>28266526

Pokemania didn't survive the abortion that was Johto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:05:28 No.28266676 Report

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>>28266526

/vp/ was created in 2010 you fucking newfag. /v/ didn't even exist in 2003.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:06:06 No.28266687 Report

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>>28266621

So are you the same guy who runs into every Generation thread to hate Gen 3 and Gen 3 alone? I swear you all write the same way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:06:54 No.28266696 Report

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>>28263738

Are you from Japan? Because the games didn't come out in the west until 1998. I was 5 when I got Red and I'm 23.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:15:46 No.28266819 Report

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>>28266696

I do sort of get what you mean though, since Pokemon Go came out I've seen a lot of people 3 or 4 years younger than me being all "lol 90's babies le nostalgia xD muh childhood" and they were only just born when the games came out, so they are definitely lying for some perceived "credibility".

Like how people lie about how long they've browsed 4chan and shit.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:25:26 No.28266967 Report

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>>28266217
>Kids age 8 might have smegma.
how would you know this, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:31:56 No.28267069 Report

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>not Alolabortions

Come on guys. It's not that hard.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:39:35 No.28267216 Report

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>>28267069
We already called the unova faggots unovabortions you doof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:41:00 No.28267251 Report

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Alolnuts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:42:38 No.28267284 Report

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>>28266967
I had smegma when I was five

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:43:46 No.28267298 Report

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>>28263129
This meme, Really? Why don't you go Fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:46:28 No.28267351 Report

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>>28263444
>>28266160
Smegma isn't cum you fucknuggets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:48:00 No.28267373 Report

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>>28267298
It's a Pretty old meme, I'm Surprised you're Just now becoming Irritated by it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:49:03 No.28267388 Report

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Alovaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:50:30 No.28267407 Report

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>>28263777
Trips considered

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:52:17 No.28267427 Report

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>>28266217
It's not cheese-like at all. It's not a bad thing either. Americans are just so misinformed. No wonder Americans are hated world wide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:54:05 No.28267470 Report

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>>28266573
This. Americans would have you believe otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:55:09 No.28267497 Report

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>>28266645
HoennBaby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:56:10 No.28267514 Report

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>>28267373
I'm always irritated by it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:26:03 No.28269157 Report

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>>28263129
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:32:31 No.28269256 Report

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I prefer "XYgote", personally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:36:14 No.28271308 Report

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>>28267470
Any self respecting woman will also have you believe otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:39:31 No.28271349 Report

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>>28266217
you say that like it's common for uncut men. I've never gotten smegma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:43:46 No.28271403 Report

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>>28263444
>smega = cum
>sperm =/= cum

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:44:48 No.28271415 Report

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>>28263129
How about we take this time to realize that we need to stop with these dumbass names and default to (region)fags because we have arrived at a point where we can't bring the names down to an earlier point of life without stretching immensely?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:45:50 No.28271433 Report

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>>28263129
>Not Alolarvae

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:05:10 No.28271641 Report

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>>28267427
>not a bad thing
It usually builds up if you don't clean properly, faggot.

>>28271403
What are you, retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:22:26 No.28271828 Report

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>>28263738
I was born in 1991 and I distinctly remember being hardcore into Pokemon in first grade, although that would've been the year after Pokemon Blue came out. Maybe I got it a year late or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:25:41 No.28271871 Report

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>>28263777
>>28263824
These are both acceptable even though I don't recognize Go as a demographic composed of anything but casuals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:37:41 No.28272012 Report

Quoted By: >>28272047

>>28263738
I was three years old when it started, but we didn't get it quite as soon as the US did, so Pokemania didn't happen quite as soon over here (but it DID happen, just to a lesser extent than in bigger countries).

I was never allowed a Game Boy nor a Game Boy Color so I had to watch my friends and cousins play them instead. Hell, we didn't even have a family computer for the first 8 or 9 years of my life because my parents were so against modern technology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:40:38 No.28272047 Report

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>>28272012
I should clarify that I meant the anime and not the games. I seem to remember watching the dub anime in '97, but I could have the year wrong. I really don't remember. I'm 22 now, for reference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:43:51 No.28272080 Report

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>>28271308
>caring about what woman think

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:46:04 No.28272103 Report

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>>28266217
Don't you mean normal men and men with genital mutilation? If your parents circumcised you i think you should sue them for genital mutilation.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:50:59 No.28272145 Report

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>>28266597
Genwunners / Kanteens = Teens
Johtoddlers = Toddlers
Hoennbabbies = Babies
Sinnohfetuses = Fetuses
Unovabortions = Abortions
Kalosperms = Sperm
Alovaries = Ovaries

And to clear things up, smegma is a product on the genitalia made up of stuff like dead skin cells and various oils and fats. It isn't directly cum related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:53:51 No.28272181 Report

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>>28272103
I wonder if anyone has tried that? They might win the case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:58:28 No.28272239 Report

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>>28272145
>Alovaries
We have a winner. Amoebas aren't even related to human reproduction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:02:33 No.28272279 Report

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>>28272181
Depends on if they're Jewish or not.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:04:37 No.28272301 Report

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>>28272145
DING DING DING
Someone got it right!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:08:12 No.28272337 Report

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Alova / Alovum makes more sense, but most people don't even know egg cells are called that, so whatever....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:09:30 No.28272353 Report

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>>28272145
This guy got it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:28:49 No.28272533 Report

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>>28272145
>teens
>implying anyone who grew up with Gen 1 is still a teenager
Anon, you are fucking retarded.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:32:00 No.28272563 Report

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>>28272533
I was just trying to find a way to combine Kanto and something else in the cycle of life.

Have any better ideas? I'm all for suggestions.

Also, I'm not retarded, I'm autistic. Know the difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:33:05 No.28272576 Report

Quoted By: >>28272594 >>28272598 >>28272654

>>28272533
You add on to your point
>gold/silver came out 3 years after red/blue, yet people that started with gold are toddlers and people that started with red are teens.

>>28272563
Kantokids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:34:55 No.28272594 Report

Quoted By: >>28272654

>>28272533
Also. Most people who grew up with Sinnoh or Hoenn are teenagers, but we list them as Babies and Fetuses. Somehow you don't have a problem with this?

>>28272576
Holy fuck, you're a genius.
We finally have an entire list.

Kantokids
Johtoddlers
Hoennbabbies
Sinnohfetuses
Unovabortions
Kalosperms
Alovaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:35:14 No.28272598 Report

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>>28272576
>Kantokids
Not that anon, but I like it.
It's got progression, alliteration, and sounds reasonable until you know the meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:40:54 No.28272654 Report

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>>28272563
Kantokids works.

Also, autism is basically retardation, particularly here.

>>28272576
>>28272594
To be fair, I was only focusing on the first one, but yes, technically none of them make sense if we go that route. Instead I should have pointed out that most of them would have been younger than teens, so "Kantokids" makes more sense.

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