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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:04:53 No.28265651 View View Reply Original Report

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>wife and I discussing names for our future children
>I suggest "May"
>she likes the suggestion and doesn't question why I picked it
>assumes its because I was born in May

I'm I a bad person?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:07:01 No.28265684 Report

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>>28265651

Depends. Post a picture of her and your mother's breasts to confirm if the name might fit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:07:02 No.28265686 Report

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>>28265651
I don't know, anon.
What's the name of your wife's son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:08:36 No.28265707 Report

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Could be worse. Its a normal name and not like its a pokemon name or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:10:42 No.28265747 Report

Quoted By: >>28266155

If she is a youngster with big boobies you have to dress her up as May and let us fondle her though. Or every time one of us from /vp/ faps to a picture of May know that we will be thinking of your future daughter. Are you disgusted by either of those things? If yes, don't name your kids that, if not...well ok then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:12:43 No.28265775 Report

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>Not naming your kid Gropius

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:13:19 No.28265780 Report

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>>28265651
make sure your future daughter is a qt brunette

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:13:22 No.28265781 Report

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You would be thinking of your waifu when you're looking at your child, of course it is wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:17:12 No.28265852 Report

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>>28265651
Not really. It's a cute name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:28:09 No.28266051 Report

Quoted By: >>28267572

That would be pretty awkward when fapping to the pokemon may later on in life since you wouldn't be able to get the thought of your child out of the back of your head. Unless you're into that weird shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:30:40 No.28266091 Report

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>>28265651
Call her Gyarados.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:32:31 No.28266127 Report

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>Not naming your child Regigigas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:34:05 No.28266154 Report

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>>28265651
May is a real name you dumbass. This is just a "h-hey guys look I h-have a wife!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:34:16 No.28266155 Report

Quoted By: >>28266172 >>28266369

>>28265747
Two things to say about this:
>You're fucking disgusting
&
>You knew psychological help

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:35:17 No.28266172 Report

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>>28266155
need*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:47:18 No.28266369 Report

Quoted By: >>28268251

>>28266155
no man, YOU need help

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 00:48:51 No.28266398 Report

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>>28265651
>Not naming your kid Hoothoot
>Teachers would pronounce it hoo-thoot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:53:25 No.28267457 Report

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name her chicken-chan if you have any human decency left in your blackened bitter heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:55:46 No.28267509 Report

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>naming your kid after some cartoon girl you jack off to
>thinking about your kid whenever you look at may porn

whatever rocks your boat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 01:58:55 No.28267572 Report

Quoted By: >>28268310

>>28266051
Toddlercon is objectively the most disgusting fetish, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:01:48 No.28267637 Report

Quoted By: >>28267689

In 20 years, will we still be fapping to May porn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:04:15 No.28267689 Report

Quoted By: >>28267758

>>28267637
I've been doing it for 10 and I don't plan on stopping any time soon, especially with a fresh new, better design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:06:46 No.28267733 Report

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>>28265651
Well, unless you're like me and hope that your daughter grows up looking like May because you named her May so that you can fuck the only female figure you've been attracted to since you saw May in the anime when you were 12, then no you're perfectly normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:07:40 No.28267744 Report

Quoted By: >>28267768

>>28265651
At least you didn't name her Reimu or Sephiroth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:08:17 No.28267758 Report

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>>28267689
What if you get married?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:08:27 No.28267760 Report

Quoted By: >>28267908 >>28269266 >>28269523

>not naming your children after your parents and grandparents

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:08:47 No.28267768 Report

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>>28267744
Edea is a good name too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:11:19 No.28267805 Report

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>>28267758
probably won't happen, but in that case I'd probably have my wife cosplay as her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:16:37 No.28267908 Report

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>>28267760
boring

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:21:05 No.28267988 Report

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>>28265651
Good thing I'm still a virgin. I'll receive my magic power in a mere 4 years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:29:30 No.28268110 Report

Quoted By: >>28268187 >>28271360

>tfw best girl has a terrible name

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:34:11 No.28268187 Report

Quoted By: >>28268198

>>28268110
>may
>terrible name
what are you on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:34:51 No.28268198 Report

Quoted By: >>28268220 >>28268238

>>28268187
I said best, not second-best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:36:43 No.28268220 Report

Quoted By: >>28268243

>>28268198
then who's the "best?"
>inb4 some gen 5 trash

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:37:30 No.28268238 Report

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>>28268198
Most mentally ill transgenders re-name themselves "serena".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:37:43 No.28268243 Report

Quoted By: >>28268282

>>28268220
Hilda, obviously. Why do you ask stupid questions and then follow up with stupider bait?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:38:11 No.28268251 Report

Quoted By: >>28268361

>>28266369
*knew

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:38:42 No.28268255 Report

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>>28265651
I hope you get divorced and have to pay child support like the beta normalfag cuck that you are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:39:46 No.28268282 Report

Quoted By: >>28269090

>>28268243
>hilda
worst taste possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:40:57 No.28268300 Report

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>>28265651
May is a good name, so I don't have nay real objections.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:41:29 No.28268310 Report

Quoted By: >>28268369

>>28267572
*amazing not disgusting

Stupid auto-correct. "Arrrg" amirite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:44:17 No.28268361 Report

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>>28268251
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 02:44:36 No.28268369 Report

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>>28268310
*autism intensifies*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:10:36 No.28268830 Report

Quoted By: >>28269251

>not naming your kid ???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:23:03 No.28269090 Report

Quoted By: >>28269220

>>28268282
>hilda
>worst taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:27:59 No.28269186 Report

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>>28265651
>not naming her Cyrus and giving her funky blue hair
missed opportunity senpai
Or you could try naming her Looker, but hopefully that's not legal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:30:14 No.28269220 Report

Quoted By: >>28269270 >>28269423

>>28269090
>KLK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:32:05 No.28269251 Report

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>>28268830
My NAME is BUTTSEX.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:33:13 No.28269266 Report

Quoted By: >>28269502

>>28267760
that's what middle names are for anon

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:33:20 No.28269270 Report

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>>28269220
>No image

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:36:07 No.28269315 Report

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>you will never have kids and marry a delicious brunette and name your two daughters Mei and Lyra
sigh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:37:36 No.28269341 Report

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>>28269270
>Splatoon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:42:56 No.28269423 Report

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>>28269220
>caring about the sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:47:35 No.28269502 Report

Quoted By: >>28271689

>>28269266
Not in my fucking family. Everyone in my household hates their first name and goes by their middle. Growing up it was a pain in the ass having to tell everyone that I go by my middle name instead of my first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:48:40 No.28269523 Report

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>>28267760
>___ _____ The Fourth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:52:18 No.28269580 Report

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>think Titania is a really great name that i would name a daughter if i ever had one
>already use the name in games for my avatar
at least there's no danger of me ever having a daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 03:53:17 No.28269595 Report

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>>28265651
If you think of May even slightly sexually then that's a bit fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:40:28 No.28271360 Report

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>>28268110
I agree, Serena is an odd name

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:01:30 No.28271602 Report

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I have a friend named after a M*A*S*H character. Naming your daughter May is nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:06:57 No.28271657 Report

Quoted By: >>28271671

>tfw Iris/Alice are my favorite names for grills
>Worst girl having the name Iris

How shit is my taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:07:03 No.28271658 Report

Quoted By: >>28271686

>naming your kid after video game characters

Well, at least "May" is not obvious and pretty cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:08:29 No.28271671 Report

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>>28271657
They're both ugly names for ugly people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:10:03 No.28271686 Report

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>>28271658
May is probably the least obvious name of a Pokégirl if you were trying to name your daughter after one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:10:10 No.28271689 Report

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>>28269502
Hey Anon!
>nah i go by my middle name

What a hassle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:14:04 No.28271733 Report

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>>28265651
It's cool. I almost convinced my SO to name our kid after a character in a French Anime.

It was Percidal from Wakfu. My argument was that it was a formal form of Percy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:16:07 No.28271756 Report

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>>28265651
my cousin almost named her daughter Indica, so you're fine

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