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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 19:34:15 No.28280399 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28282366 >>28282395 >>28282951 >>28283497 >>28285006 >>28286129 >>28286142 >>28286546 >>28288741 >>28290021

Meanwhile, in a /vp/ where Pokemon are real

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 19:37:39 No.28280463 Report

Quoted By: >>28280483 >>28282401

I want my Kirlia to be a total slut when we're alone that always initiates but to act normal in public

What's the best way to raise her?

She's a boy if that helps

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 19:38:56 No.28280483 Report

Quoted By: >>28280500

>>28280463
I'm telling all the Jenny's

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 19:40:03 No.28280500 Report

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>>28280483
Love is legal in Kalos

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:09:01 No.28282366 Report

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>>28280399
do yuo like hoene i like hoene

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:10:41 No.28282395 Report

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>>28280399
Wouldn't it just be /an/ then, renamed to /pm/ or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:10:58 No.28282401 Report

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>>28280463
>She's a boy
I love this anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:11:03 No.28282405 Report

Quoted By: >>28282515

>implying anyone would post on /vp/ when there are pokemon to hug

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:15:55 No.28282515 Report

Quoted By: >>28283827

>>28282405
>implying the internet and escapism-fueled imageboard shitposting would be necessary when there are fun adventures to be had and a god tier world to go sight seeing in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:18:45 No.28282563 Report

Quoted By: >>28282686

>tfw witnessed a little kid be engulfed by Palossand

never going near beaches ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:24:26 No.28282686 Report

Quoted By: >>28282837

>>28282563
This post wouldn't exist. Given how dangerous the pokemon world is compared to ours, and how as such natural selection would be ramped up to 11, no undertaleposter would still be alive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:31:52 No.28282837 Report

Quoted By: >>28282877 >>28283594

>>28282686
>being this triggered by an image
Game's only average but holy shit the people who hate it are hilariously salty.

Here have a Ness sprite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:33:57 No.28282877 Report

Quoted By: >>28282929 >>28282973

>>28282837
The people who love/revere it are also hilariously stupid. Though its autism in both sides honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:36:24 No.28282929 Report

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>>28282877
>its autism in both sides honestly
The Internet in one sentence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:37:40 No.28282951 Report

Quoted By: >>28283136

>>28280399
Anonymous1: there is a fire type in Hawaii that a looks like a bipedal tiger

Anonymous2: Fake and gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:38:14 No.28282962 Report

Quoted By: >>28283054

>believing in arceus
>in 2016

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:38:50 No.28282973 Report

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>>28282877
Well yeah, that's just how overrated games that attract tumblr like flies go. It's the natural order, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:42:49 No.28283054 Report

Quoted By: >>28283351 >>28283412

>>28282962
Mewtists shouldn't be allowed to speak
Don't forget Lysandre was a mewtist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:46:12 No.28283117 Report

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We gonna roast Ash "Eternal Loser" Ketchum today or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:47:15 No.28283136 Report

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>>28282951
what type of pokemon is a tiger?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:57:17 No.28283304 Report

Quoted By: >>28283343

Guys, can pokemons be rocks? I just started my journey and settled in a cave for the night with my laptop, but i see rocks moving around me. Should i try looking what's down from them or make my way out? My pokemons are tired and so am i

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 21:59:31 No.28283343 Report

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>>28283304
Those are Gravellers
Run before they all explode

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:00:04 No.28283351 Report

Quoted By: >>28283499

>>28283054
he was?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:03:11 No.28283412 Report

Quoted By: >>28283499

>>28283054
>implying Lysandre did anything wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:07:21 No.28283497 Report

Quoted By: >>28283526

>>28280399
Lol y wood (you) use 4chin guises?! XD Just use Reddit the superior discussion website, not dis le sekrit club filled wif neckbeard weeaboos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:07:24 No.28283499 Report

Quoted By: >>28283559 >>28285205

>>28283351
Only a mewtist would think of doing something like what he did
Arceus followers have morals

>>28283412
>nothing wrong with trying to kill 6 billion people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:08:32 No.28283526 Report

Quoted By: >>28286244

>>28283497
Oh shit, I'm so sorry, please ignore this post /vp/. That was just my Rotom shitposting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:10:44 No.28283559 Report

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>>28283499
>muh six gorillions.

Gas yourself Nosepasstein.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:12:45 No.28283594 Report

Quoted By: >>28283777

>>28282837
>being this triggered by a joke
m8 if someone makes a joke at your expense they aren't SUPER MAD AND ANGRY they are just making a joke at your expense

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:19:25 No.28283728 Report

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Guys...... i killed my gabite.....i had a knee and then all got black
I woke up and saw gabite covered with blood...HEEEEELP neeeeeee

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:19:28 No.28283731 Report

Quoted By: >>28283909

You guys hyped for the new animals game. I'm not, I fucking hate that one animal they announced, African Tree Frog.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:20:48 No.28283769 Report

Quoted By: >>28287256 >>28288658 >>28288748

I am so fucking pissed right now guys
>From Kalos
>On vacation in Unova
>Shopping Mall Nine was fantastic
>Looking for directions to Castelia
>See this guy on a motorcycle
>worried he might not understand my very thick Kalos accent
>if people not familiar with the accent of Kalos don't listen very carefully, they completely misunderstand what the person was saying and usually gets twisted into a whole different sentence
>Ask him for directions and points of interests
>says he understands me, he's got family up in Kalos and that's where he learned many of his romance techniques
>thankArceus.jpg
>Suddenly this one girl comes along
>introduce myself as Vicky
>say "Good day, is it not? How would you describe the Floccesy Farm?"
>she gets pissed
>she suddenly whips out her Hydreigon and challenges me to a battle
>know that the unspoken worldwide rule is that once someone challenges you, you can't back down
>toss out my Swirlix since she's the only mon I have
>we're not too experienced in battle since we're more travelers than trainers
>her Hydreigon demolishes my baby girl
>pick her up and start panicking, in a state of a panic attack and start running to find the nearest Pokemon Center
>bawl knowing I put my Swirlix in danger and her injures are my fault for not training with her
>Get a plane ticket to Kalos ASAP as soon as she's in recovery
>nevercomingback.jpg
>Even if that girl thought I was flirting with the guy on the bike, she has no chance anyways
>saw him checking out a male backpacker before I started asking for directions
Unovans are complete savages.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:21:15 No.28283777 Report

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>>28283594
I wasn't even the guy who you replied to originally. I just like Undertale hate salt.

Also I was supposed to post pic related instead of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:23:44 No.28283827 Report

Quoted By: >>28283929 >>28288641

>>28282515
>implying that is not the case already

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:27:48 No.28283909 Report

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>>28283731
You'd think if they were gonna make a Politoed animal they would get the eyes right

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 22:28:44 No.28283929 Report

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>>28283827
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:21:44 No.28284936 Report

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>2016
>Not voting for Trump.
Don't you want to make Unova great again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:24:21 No.28284976 Report

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I love playing with my Mudkip, but does anyone know of a way to play with him that isn't fucking tile puzzles or sorting out berries? I swear Pokemon have the weirdest games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:26:50 No.28285006 Report

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>>28280399
My house is infested with rattata, should I use a meowth or machop to get rid of them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:35:00 No.28285159 Report

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Guys, my litten keep shitting on my sandyghast, how can i stop it from doing that, last time i tried to spray some water on my litten to stop it from doing that, but i accidentally made it faint, and then the next time i tried to hit it in the head with a newspaper, but that got it angry and used ember to burn the newspaper i had on my hand, please help!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:37:30 No.28285205 Report

Quoted By: >>28288765

>>28283499
>Arceus fags
your "god" supposedly created the whole pokemon universe and could barely stop a meteor falling into earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:52:43 No.28285516 Report

Quoted By: >>28287952

Why are Alolans so obsessed with Spam?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:56:43 No.28285591 Report

Quoted By: >>28288748

Who /Kalos/ here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:58:42 No.28285615 Report

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>tfw going bow-hunting with my Robinroot in the jungle
Nothing more comfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:09:08 No.28285782 Report

Quoted By: >>28285794

Hey, I got Biomon Moon today. It's pretty neat so far. Anyone want to trade a Barn Owl for a Dandelion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:09:52 No.28285794 Report

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>>28285782
mega goblin shark when?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:18:51 No.28285979 Report

Quoted By: >>28287898 >>28291714

So I went on /X/ today and some chick said she took this picture of an alien. What do you think? Real or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:27:54 No.28286129 Report

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>>28280399
Unova League season is about ready to start up. Been waiting to compete this year.

I hate being a poorfag who can't afford to travel to other regions all year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:29:20 No.28286142 Report

Quoted By: >>28286163

>>28280399
Wtf i wana fug :D pogeymanz now :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:31:11 No.28286163 Report

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>>28286142
This.

Someone screen cap this thread for the next "cringe" thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:33:59 No.28286209 Report

Quoted By: >>28286935

Anyone got a link to that leaked Jasmine x Falkner sex tape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:35:39 No.28286244 Report

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>>28283526
RELEASE

Klaymen

Klaymen Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:39:18 No.28286331 Report

Quoted By: >>28287919

I need tips on how to introduce my baby mons to a new food. I own a breeding farm, and I'm trying to get the younger ones to try something new, other than just Berries. The older ones like the Rhyhorn and Mareep get along just fine with anything I offer (although let's face it, they aren't too finicky when it comes to food), but the wooper and Karrablast are so stubborn and too afraid.

I'm situated in eastern Sinnoh, if it helps. I'm originally from Central Unova.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:43:57 No.28286431 Report

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Arceusdamnit, I got hyped for the new Biomon game, Sun/Moon but holy hell it's cancerous. They failed at making a growlithe, some weird ass fapbait meowth looking biomon, as well as a totally gay biomon based off of Zygarde. It's cancerous. 0/10 would not buy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:46:29 No.28286481 Report

Quoted By: >>28286836

>The introduction of monsters NOT based on living things like "Magnet" and "Gear" into Biomon.

It's over, isn't it?

!!TORtoOQMEfy

!!TORtoOQMEfy Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:47:02 No.28286490 Report

Quoted By: >>28286954

I'm bored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:48:08 No.28286517 Report

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Guys how do I get my exeggcute to stop being so violent? They seem to do well in groups of 5, however my severe OCD does not let them hang out in a group of uneven numbers, and every time I introduce them to their sixth brother they're either brain dead or with a crack on their skull the next day. Please help, I do not want my eggs to be reduced to three and become a palm tree who needs professional help.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:49:26 No.28286546 Report

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>>28280399
Pangoro are no longer endangered!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:51:29 No.28286589 Report

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>implying Noctowls are flying type

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:52:05 No.28286606 Report

Quoted By: >>28286924 >>28287869

New Biomon SM leak, get in here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:53:13 No.28286630 Report

Quoted By: >>28286682 >>28286753 >>28287257

How do people deal with gfs that have psychic powers?

>Usually so sexy, at least a 7 or 8. Nice, stoic personalities to boot.
>But they can tell when you're thinking about other grills.

Seriously, how does anyone do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:54:05 No.28286648 Report

Quoted By: >>28286665

How do I get my Hypno out of police custody? They restrained him and half my other pokemon last week due to false rape accusations. I have a curfew and I'm being monitored with a ankle bracelot even though I didn't fucking do anything, and I really don't want them to send my pokemon away FUCK. Is there any legal way to get my pokemon back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:55:12 No.28286665 Report

Quoted By: >>28286704

>>28286648
Use a scrafty horde, they'll always fight for you. Its the only thing scraftys are good for, besides welfare.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:55:53 No.28286678 Report

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I want to fuck a Maxie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:56:05 No.28286682 Report

Quoted By: >>28286726

>>28286630
one word: Tinfoil

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:57:11 No.28286704 Report

Quoted By: >>28286770

>>28286665
But Scrafties are illegal here in Kanto...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:58:12 No.28286726 Report

Quoted By: >>28286751

>>28286682
Ah, thanks based anon. I was gonna catch a Gastly or Tablets for psychic interference, but that would be way too obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:59:22 No.28286751 Report

Quoted By:

>>28286726
*Sableye

Sorry, not sure why I put in some random Biomon in that post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:59:31 No.28286753 Report

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>>28286630
>not having a polly gf who's into kinky bondage
le shiggydigiby

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:00:22 No.28286770 Report

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>>28286704
Damn, that sucks. I guess you could hire Kanto's poison gym leader. Rumor has it he's working for the evil Team Rocket, so i bet it wouldn't be beyond him to take some money for some sweet sneaky mission.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:01:51 No.28286796 Report

Quoted By: >>28286911

Guys

I wanna fuck Drasna

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:04:09 No.28286836 Report

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>>28286481
I think it's cool. Really shakes up the type chart.

The speed stat on those mons is fucking bullshit though. THEY DON'T MOVE WHY DO THEY HAVE 110 BASE SPEED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:05:24 No.28286859 Report

Quoted By: >>28288482

>tfw found two fossils
>tfw friendly scientist revives them
>now have an Aurorus and a Tyrantrum
where do I find the rest?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:06:39 No.28286883 Report

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So get this
>Bitch named Becky was talking to Charles, my bad ass crush on his bike
>had the fuckin nerve to tell me
>"Back off slut, he can't resist my Kalosian charms
>ohhellno.jpg
>whooped her frail ass Swirlix with my homeboy Hydreigon
>so confused and in shock not even piles of Persim berries could save her
>ran off crying like the Kalosian bitch she is
>that's what she gets messing with a Unovan woman
>Charles said "Woah mama, that was pretty hot."
>sweating.jpg
>he rides off on his motorcycle into the beautiful Unova sunset like the stallion Rapidash he is
One day we'll be together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:08:34 No.28286911 Report

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>>28286796
I do too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:09:14 No.28286924 Report

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>>28286606
fake as shit anon, no biomon would look as lazy and overdesigned as that. #JellyfishMasterRace

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:09:52 No.28286935 Report

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>>28286209
>Jasmine

It was Janine, dumbass. Plus, they're gym leaders. Not to mention both their parents are pretty high up in the league hierarchy, that shit got taken down everywhere within 2 hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:10:46 No.28286954 Report

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>>28286490
How can you be bored if you have a luvdisc to evolve?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:11:33 No.28286975 Report

Quoted By: >>28286990

Trap Thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:12:04 No.28286990 Report

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>>28286975
Not funny. An Electrode killed my father in the war.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:14:37 No.28287043 Report

Quoted By: >>28287565 >>28287622 >>28287661

I'm a backpacker that's currently traveling through Johto, on my trip I found this thing abandoned near the Daycare on Route 34.
I've never seen this Pokemon before, and he was pretty beat up when I found him, but Nurse Joy fixed him up.

He's currently dicking around in my hotel room, pretty obviously bored, and I'm not sure what to do. What kind of Pokemon is this and how do you raise it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:22:13 No.28287185 Report

Quoted By: >>28287307

Guys.

Guys.

guys.

GUYS.

G͝u̕y҉̕͝ś̵.

Where did everybody go? Why can't I hear the wind anymore? Why did the Sun disappear?

Also, I've never seen this Pokemon before. Anyone know what it is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:24:58 No.28287256 Report

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>>28283769
>swirlix losing to hydreigon

Nigga all you had to do was fairy wind that shit are you retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:25:03 No.28287257 Report

Quoted By: >>28287665

>>28286630
Joke's on her, i'm immune to psychic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:27:25 No.28287296 Report

Quoted By: >>28287703 >>28288078 >>28288966

Post your trainer cards. Maybe we'll meet out there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:27:58 No.28287307 Report

Quoted By: >>28287383 >>28287384

>>28287185
Run as fast as you can anon, dont stop unless you are extremely tired, and pray to whatever thing you belive can save you, or just use a masterball on the thing and bury it 30 feet deep.

In other news I have a bewear squatting in my home, what do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:32:03 No.28287383 Report

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>>28287307
get the fuck out of there and call pokemon control, that thing will literally snap you in two

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:32:10 No.28287384 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287307
Give it a big hug :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:33:40 No.28287403 Report

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I know the concept of outdoor recreation is lost on alpt of you Unovaburgers, but what are some good hiking areas around Unova? Im planning a vacation for me and my hitmonlee this month

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:33:41 No.28287404 Report

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>thought having an abra would be nice
>keeps teleporting and shitting wherever the fuck it wants

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:36:16 No.28287454 Report

Quoted By: >>28287484 >>28287498 >>28287573

What the fuck is wrong with the Harmonia family?
I mean last I heard Ghetsis is being sent to the loony bin and N is fucking king of the autists, so what gives, did their ancestors engage in incest or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:38:05 No.28287484 Report

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>>28287454
They had to keep that Reshiram bloodline strong somehow. I'm just wondering where that kid who beat N ran off to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:38:05 No.28287485 Report

Quoted By: >>28287505 >>28287545 >>28287813

Hey guys... believe it or not but I have saved the world from many disasters.... I grew up in Hoenn with my hero Captain Deadlock (captain of pokemon army) and I have fought many battles that change the world. This my Shadow form one of the many strong forms I posses. I gained this form after meeting Darkrai and asking him for more power. Darkrai became part of me and lends me his energy but I only use it when I have to because I can't control Darkrai energy and go beserk hurting my friends by accident. Everytime I go dark mode and I sees my friends get hurt I get really sad so I never use it. Recently I used it against the fhoopa unleash + all shadow legendaries (the battle was on the news) where I almost died but my love for my girl friend (her names Taylor and were not actually dating but she likes me a lot) overcame death and together I fused with my mewtwo (already in dark mode so it's basically mewtwo me darkrai) and turned into some black mewtwo from with darkrai features. I unleashed my ultimate move called Death Storm and destroyed Hoopa-Unbound. hoopa converted back to original and I caugth it with a Pokeball and crushed the pokeball in my hands because hoopa was a incarnation of evil memories I have of my dad who was really mean to me and memories of all the friends I lost through out his journey. After I killed hoopa I had sex with Taylor (blonde 17 years old tan skin blue eyes nice firm boobs bubble butt) I touched her all over the place and licked her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:38:51 No.28287498 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287454
Pokefuckers. I wouldnt expect it to get better though, sadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:39:18 No.28287505 Report

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>>28287485
look at this shitter
i bet he has a honedge in his house too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:41:52 No.28287545 Report

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>>28287485
Pic related

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:43:07 No.28287565 Report

Quoted By: >>28287622 >>28287735

>>28287043
a-anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:43:22 No.28287573 Report

Quoted By: >>28287704

>>28287454
I heard that N can talk to pokémon, is that true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:45:23 No.28287622 Report

Quoted By: >>28287720

>>28287043
>>28287565
I forgot what they're called but from what I heard they really like to play in the mud so try that anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:46:11 No.28287637 Report

Quoted By:

Holy shit, guys! I think Lisia visits 4chan! I'm already inspired to do contests by Wallace, but she is such a CUTE. Is she single? Maybe I can meet her if I do well!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:47:31 No.28287661 Report

Quoted By: >>28287720

>>28287043
Hold up, you found a wild Mudbray outside of Alola?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:47:35 No.28287665 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287257
DARKED

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:47:45 No.28287667 Report

Quoted By:

So, setting up a tropical pokemon environment. Essentially a giant greenhouse with a sprinkler system. My Venusaur's growing all kinds of stuff in there. I need to be ready for Alola trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:48:40 No.28287677 Report

Quoted By:

Your boy Skull Grunt C is here to lay it down.
Team Skull is now recruiting.
JOIN NOW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:49:54 No.28287703 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287296
Here's mine. Don't judge too hard, I work full-time so the only opportunity I get to train is on the weekends.

I live on the Southern Boulevard in Lumoise City, if anyone's interested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:49:56 No.28287704 Report

Quoted By: >>28287947

>>28287573
That was probably just propaganda

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:50:46 No.28287720 Report

Quoted By: >>28287800

>>28287622
Alright, thanks for the tip. I'll definitely try making some puddles for him tomorrow.

>>28287661
I think it was abandoned by some breeder, since I found it so close to the Daycare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:51:42 No.28287735 Report

Quoted By: >>28287822

>>28287565
I'd question why you have what is clearly a relative of the Ponyta species doing in a small hotel room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:52:55 No.28287756 Report

Quoted By: >>28287828 >>28287843

is diancie tight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:54:27 No.28287778 Report

Quoted By:

Remember the Dragon Busters need your help in freeing Unova from the reptilian overlords.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:54:27 No.28287779 Report

Quoted By:

Take it to a pokecenter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:55:43 No.28287800 Report

Quoted By: >>28287815

>>28287720
>abandoning Mudbray
What sick fuck would be so cruel to such a loyal Pokemon? Then again you fucks fucking killed them all outside of Alola.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:56:27 No.28287813 Report

Quoted By: >>28287847

>>28287485
Cool story bro. Enjoy your statutory rape conviction!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:56:28 No.28287815 Report

Quoted By: >>28287853

>>28287800
>he thinks pokemon are people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:56:44 No.28287822 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287735
He's pretty chill, didn't do much but walk around and try to gnaw on some ice that had fallen out of the ice bucket..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:56:54 No.28287828 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287756
Diancie owner here. She's hard as a fucking rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:57:51 No.28287843 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287756
Ye

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:58:01 No.28287844 Report

Quoted By: >>28287876 >>28287943 >>28288104

Dad works at Silph Co, he showed me the new pokeballs coming in 2017

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:58:06 No.28287847 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287813
Wtf I didn't know u were gonna be browsing this thread she raped me I have no interests in her she couldn't help but but to put her hands on me so I did it back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:58:19 No.28287853 Report

Quoted By: >>28287877 >>28287978

>>28287815
t. Rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:59:06 No.28287869 Report

Quoted By:

>>28286606
Literally my mom's ursaring

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:59:21 No.28287876 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287844
I feel sorry for the kids of today
The pokeballs we had when i was younger were so much cooler

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 01:59:24 No.28287877 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287853
>HUR DUR EVERYONE WHO HAS AN OPINION I DON'T LIKE IS A ROCKET
Go suck N's dick, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:00:13 No.28287898 Report

Quoted By:

>>28285979
Fake. Shopped charmander, clearly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:01:36 No.28287919 Report

Quoted By: >>28289413

>>28286331
What is it that you want them to try? I got my Blitzle to try some poffins by using his favorite cheri berries in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:02:34 No.28287943 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287844
>Not using Apicorns exclusively.
Fucking plebs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:02:48 No.28287947 Report

Quoted By: >>28288020

>>28287704
Nah, I think it's propaganda that he's supposedly part of Unova's old royalty or something like that.

Have you heard what they're doing to the People of the Vale again? I heard that the Unovan government is disrespecting their land-rights again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:03:02 No.28287952 Report

Quoted By: >>28288087

>>28285516
Only meat not made out of Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:03:57 No.28287978 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287853
t. Plasma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:05:39 No.28288020 Report

Quoted By: >>28288057 >>28288158

>>28287947
How so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:07:37 No.28288057 Report

Quoted By: >>28288084 >>28288224

>>28288020
>muh noble savages
It was no man's land. Nobody lived in or even dared to travel it. Suddenly Unovans find rare resources and it's travesty to their borders.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:08:41 No.28288078 Report

Quoted By: >>28288151

>>28287296
I don't really OWN Milotic, but I helped it(her?) get to be a Milotic, so I'm putting it on there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:08:58 No.28288084 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288057
well if they're so ass blasted about it why don't they just war Unova to settle the matter?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:09:06 No.28288087 Report

Quoted By: >>28288186

>>28287952
>Only meat not made out of Pokemon.
S-so what's the alternative?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:09:29 No.28288096 Report

Quoted By: >>28288111 >>28288147 >>28288181 >>28289941

HOLY SHIT GUYS I THINK I JUST CAUGHT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Be pokeball collector.
>See some add on Cradilist about some unique pokeball.
>sure.jpg
>Meet the guy, sells me some purple ball with an M on it.
>Tells me it's the Master Ball, and won't ever fail. >Humour him, but don't believe one word of it.
>At least it looks cool.
>Go hiking on Mount Coronet the next day.
>See some blue flute left on the ground when I reach the summit.
>Play it for shits and giggles.
>Crystal stairs appear.
>wat.jpg
>Climb them because I'm a curious motherfucker.
>Reach the top.
>God is here.
>Panick, throw masterball.
>Bump, bump, bump, click. Gotcha, Arceus was caught!

I'm freaking out. I don't know what to do. Should I release it? Keep it? Is the government gonna track me down? I never asked for this. Please help me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:09:53 No.28288104 Report

Quoted By: >>28288204

>>28287844
Looks neat, although I have no clue what Krokorona is. Is it the company mascot or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:10:19 No.28288111 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288096
ITT: Things that never happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:11:45 No.28288147 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288096
Sometimes the games never make sense

>all of space and time are going to be destroyed

>issue resolved by catching a pokemon

Also.... if you catch Arceus, why can't you just make it create any new pokemon you want?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:12:02 No.28288151 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288078
You're in Unova?! You're kinda cute! Wanna get a drink later? I'm kinda a semi-pro Contest Star back in Hoenn~

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:12:21 No.28288158 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288020
Some mining company basically bought the rights to some patch of land because there is a huge deposit of dragon-gems just waiting to be mined.

Some of them are upset because technically the land and gems belong to them and the Mining Company just ignored them entirely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:12:52 No.28288168 Report

Quoted By: >>28288631

guys stop treating pok-e-mon as if they're an-i-mals

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:13:13 No.28288177 Report

Quoted By: >>28288211 >>28288268

There's a fucking Mawile in my Backyard, what the fuck do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:13:17 No.28288181 Report

Quoted By: >>28290227

>>28288096
yeeaaah and the leader of viridian city is the team rocket leader too right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:13:38 No.28288186 Report

Quoted By: >>28288261

>>28288087
Farm animals not raised for fighting!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:14:22 No.28288204 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288104
The new biomon in Biomon sun and moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:14:32 No.28288211 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288177
It's just a Mawile, get a Diglett or Darumaka or something to scare it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:14:56 No.28288224 Report

Quoted By: >>28288308 >>28288404

>>28288057
The People of the Vale have a rich and extensive culture! They have more right to the land than you do!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:16:45 No.28288261 Report

Quoted By: >>28288305

>>28288186
What, you mean like a Cow? Stop talking shit, you know full well that's a fictional character.

Also, what the fuck is an "animal" supposed to be?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:17:07 No.28288268 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288177
Catch it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:19:12 No.28288305 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288261
It's an ancient unovan term for pokemon. Only used by professors talking about ancient unova, people descended from them, or pretentious douchenozzles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:19:18 No.28288308 Report

Quoted By: >>28288383

>>28288224
Suuuuure. They literally fuck Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:21:22 No.28288359 Report

Quoted By: >>28288399 >>28288454 >>28288491

So someone took this photo in Hoenn and it shows the sky pokemon Rayquaza battling an Unknow pokemon, what do you think real or fake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:22:26 No.28288383 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288308
They say that about every "old" people though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:22:57 No.28288391 Report

Quoted By: >>28288412 >>28288461 >>28288498

#prayforlumiose

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:23:18 No.28288399 Report

Quoted By: >>28288550

>>28288359
amateur Photoshop

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:23:29 No.28288404 Report

Quoted By: >>28288519

>>28288224
Oh boy, who woke the mareepfuckers? The Baama Sutra is not a great piece of art. Writing stories about fucking pokemon does not give you a culture. Reshiram and Zekrom , you guys are more annoying than even Johtans who want to separate from Kanto!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:23:57 No.28288412 Report

Quoted By: >>28288445 >>28288543

>>28288391
Lysandre did nothing wrong. Showed those Kalosian fucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:25:27 No.28288445 Report

Quoted By: >>28288543

>>28288412
t. Lysandre

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:25:43 No.28288454 Report

Quoted By: >>28288550

>>28288359
Looks shopped as fucked. Do they really expect people to still believe in Rayquaza? In 2016?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:25:55 No.28288461 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288391
#LysandreDidNothingWrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:26:49 No.28288482 Report

Quoted By:

>>28286859
>/co/
Literally tumblr the board

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:27:11 No.28288491 Report

Quoted By: >>28288550

>>28288359
>that artifacting around the red one
>moon literally looks cookie-cut
>lighting on rayquaza makes no sense given the source
>no blur despite being at night

fake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:27:28 No.28288498 Report

Quoted By: >>28288662

>>28288391
Kalosians are STILL trying to use that to get sympathy? As long as you have sex with pokemon, you'll get no sympathy from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:28:30 No.28288519 Report

Quoted By: >>28288558 >>28288572

>>28288404
People of the Vale are Native Unovans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:30:00 No.28288543 Report

Quoted By: >>28288595

>>28288412
>>28288445
People like you make me fucking furious. Lysandre is a monster who should burn in the Distortion World for all of eternity. Thousands already died. He brainwashed Zygarde!!!! You Unovan scumbags think Lysandre is doing you a favor by killing "inferior races". Believe me, that madman is not gonna stop with Kalos. If he is stopped, he'll come after you next.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:30:36 No.28288550 Report

Quoted By: >>28288579 >>28288583 >>28288596 >>28288620 >>28288679

>>28288491
>>28288454
>>28288399
Explain this picture taken by a satellite then rayquaza deniers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:30:45 No.28288556 Report

Quoted By: >>28288599 >>28288609

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:30:48 No.28288558 Report

Quoted By: >>28288633

>>28288519
Yes, we had to come in to save you from yourselves, you filthy degenerate scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:31:21 No.28288572 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288519
And they sold it for a couple shiny revives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:31:42 No.28288579 Report

Quoted By: >>28288693

>>28288550
>see green spec
>OMG RAYQUAZA 11111!1

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:31:51 No.28288583 Report

Quoted By: >>28288693

>>28288550
A meteor with a high zinc content briefly skimming Earth's atmosphere and combusting. Next.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:32:22 No.28288595 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288543
Don't you have Electrodes to train, Mohammed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:32:23 No.28288596 Report

Quoted By: >>28288693

>>28288550
make it blurrier and i might believe it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:32:27 No.28288599 Report

Quoted By: >>28288619

>>28288556
I pray every night that Yveltal comes again and kills every single one of you pokefuckers even if I die too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:33:14 No.28288609 Report

Quoted By: >>28288619

>>28288556
Fuck off back to /b/ with your zoophilia

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:33:43 No.28288619 Report

Quoted By: >>28288811

>>28288599
>>28288609
Is this better?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:33:46 No.28288620 Report

Quoted By: >>28288693

>>28288550
>legendaryfags actually believe there is a pokemon created the sky

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:34:22 No.28288631 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288168
Wtf is an animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:34:35 No.28288633 Report

Quoted By: >>28288680

>>28288558
>Save you from yourselves
Saved from what? We built kingdoms and can do so again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:34:55 No.28288641 Report

Quoted By: >>28289159

>>28283827
Where do you live anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:35:25 No.28288658 Report

Quoted By:

>>28283769
>Swirlix used fairy wind! A critical hit! Hydreigon fainted!

this is why fairy type exists.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:35:32 No.28288662 Report

Quoted By: >>28288699

>>28288498
*sigh* Someday...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:36:11 No.28288679 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288550
Kek my kid's friend made that image to convince us that he rode a dragon into a meteor to save the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:36:12 No.28288680 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288633
>kingdoms
TIL piles of dirt shaped like pokemon count as kingdoms. You were almost as advanced as Alakazams are now, but not quite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:36:39 No.28288693 Report

Quoted By: >>28288730 >>28288740 >>28288765 >>28288808 >>28288822

>>28288579
>>28288583
>>28288596
>>28288620
t. 15 year olds that stopped going to church 3 years ago because """"""""they're just dumb fairy tales""""""""""""

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:37:13 No.28288699 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288662
Pokefuckers deserve to by executed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:37:31 No.28288706 Report

Quoted By: >>28293055

>Make Alolan biomon based on Pallosand
>Pallosand are exterminated on sight in Alola

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:38:23 No.28288730 Report

Quoted By: >>28288925

>>28288693
Fugboy detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:38:36 No.28288735 Report

Quoted By:

Is it true that Cynthia goes swimming in Undella Town?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:38:44 No.28288740 Report

Quoted By: >>28288925

>>28288693
t. 3 year old who's imaginary friend is a flying dragon mary sue that could tangle with Groudon and Kyogre..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:38:47 No.28288741 Report

Quoted By: >>28288755 >>28288871

>>28280399
Anyone playing the new Mammals game? I've finally gotten my Bonobo to evolve into Chimpanzee... and thank god, Bonobo is useless for combat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:39:10 No.28288748 Report

Quoted By: >>28288798

>>28285591
Pretty sure >>28283769 is
Damn you guys seriously need a backbone. A Swirlix getting demoloished by a trainer's Hydreigon? A UNOVAN Trainer's Hydreigon? That's just sad. I pray to mighty Kyogre for you all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:39:50 No.28288755 Report

Quoted By: >>28288798 >>28288829 >>28288871

>>28288741
>using Chimpanzee when Mandrill and Gibbon exist

You're just shooting yourself in the foot man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:40:07 No.28288763 Report

Quoted By: >>28288790 >>28288794

>mfw gen5fags will defend this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:40:11 No.28288765 Report

Quoted By: >>28288925

>>28288693
Yeah and a pokemon moved the continents, explain this legendaryfag >>28285205

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:41:19 No.28288790 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288763
Castelia Cones are fucking delicious thank you very much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:41:27 No.28288794 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288763
But it's not ice cream. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:41:31 No.28288798 Report

Quoted By: >>28288838

>>28288748
Anyone with a brain doesn't bother with Fairy types unless they're florges, Mawile, or Gardevoir.

>>28288755
Maybe he just likes that Mammal? I mean yeah, competitively he's fucked, but throughout the story and matches with friends he's fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:41:59 No.28288808 Report

Quoted By: >>28288925

>>28288693
lmao he believes arceus is real bwahahaahahahaha

keep looking for that holy flute, tard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:42:05 No.28288811 Report

Quoted By: >>28288846

>>28288619
>Delicious MILF titties
muh man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:42:36 No.28288822 Report

Quoted By: >>28288925

>>28288693
>he actually believes there is a giant green snake
>in the sky
>that is a Pokemon like rattata
Why are legendaryfags so autistic? Keep sperging out about much giant God-mons though. I'm sure they'll be real some day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:42:54 No.28288829 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288755
There's, what, TWO builds for Mandrill? And your first turn is immediately telling which build you're going for... Meanwhile i've got OPTIONS in how i field a Chimpanzee... hell, just having it hold Pointy Rock makes it more physically dangerous than Gibbon, who can't hold items, i fele no need to remind you...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:43:19 No.28288838 Report

Quoted By: >>28288877

>>28288798
I guess, but there isn't a single reason to ever use gorilla when orangutan exists.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:43:52 No.28288846 Report

Quoted By: >>28288908

>>28288811
Everyone seems to ignore the older women no matter the region

That just means there's more for us

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:45:11 No.28288871 Report

Quoted By: >>28288950

>>28288755
>>28288741
>not just using Whale, Elephant and Bear
enjoy being crushed to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:45:36 No.28288877 Report

Quoted By: >>28289080

>>28288838
Gorilla has Orangutan outclassed in HP, physical attack, and defense. Just because Orangutan can evolve into Librarian doesn't make my Silverback-to-be any less viable for little cup.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:46:49 No.28288908 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288846
Juniper is my second favourite girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:47:45 No.28288925 Report

Quoted By: >>28288953 >>28288974 >>28289000 >>28289026 >>28293092

>>28288730
>>28288740
>>28288765
>>28288808
>>28288822
You edgelords will see once some crazy shit happens that involves legendaries.
Wouldn't be surprised if an Arabian city was taken over by multiple legendaries who proceeded to have an all-out brawl due to portals opened by a Pokemon named Hoopa who has control of space itself one day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:48:49 No.28288944 Report

Quoted By: >>28289014 >>28289042 >>28289084

So I took a nap and I dont where I am, do you guys know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:49:04 No.28288950 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288871
What are you talking about bruh.
Mosquito is the best animal in competitive. Its stats aren't that great, but it has unarguably the two best abilities in the games, Malaria and Bloodsucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:49:30 No.28288953 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288925
>y-you'll see! my imaginary friend will beat you up because he's 35 feet long and has godly powers
>>/r/eddit
>>/out/
>>/anywhereelse/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:49:55 No.28288966 Report

Quoted By: >>28288987

>>28287296
I love my team

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:50:12 No.28288974 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288925
Wew lad
If "legendaries" are real, then who made them? What caused arcues'es egg to appear. Explain that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:50:52 No.28288987 Report

Quoted By: >>28289100

>>28288966
The hell is with that Sableye?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:51:30 No.28289000 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288925
Are you twelve?
Do you unironically believe in some shitty Smeargleplaza OC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:51:51 No.28289014 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288944
RUN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:52:30 No.28289026 Report

Quoted By: >>28289079 >>28289105

>>28288925
>Hoopa
>control space
>exists
get your facts right legendaryfag, the one who controls space is Palkia, also what could this little poke do to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:53:11 No.28289042 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288944
Looks like a heavily filtered Couriway town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:54:45 No.28289079 Report

Quoted By: >>28289092 >>28289114

>>28289026
And it's "design" s so fuming dumb. Who made up this thing? I've never come upon a Pokemon with disconnected limbs. There is obviously just no such thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:54:49 No.28289080 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288877
>STILL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:55:00 No.28289084 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288944
You dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:55:23 No.28289092 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289079
Haunter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:55:47 No.28289100 Report

Quoted By: >>28289119

>>28288987
mega evolution. the Kalos prefessor science man gave it to me, since he saw me super training my buddies. He also gave me a brace let and two marbles, "mega stones" if you will. I was SO lucky he had one for my Sableye. According to him, you can only find Sableye stones in Hoenn!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:55:55 No.28289105 Report

Quoted By: >>28289171

>>28289026
>being able to open dimensional portals
>not controlling space

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:56:38 No.28289114 Report

Quoted By: >>28289685

>>28289079
What is Haunter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:56:57 No.28289119 Report

Quoted By: >>28289285

>>28289100
Neat. That said, since it's from Kalos, you probably have to fuck it or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:58:12 No.28289159 Report

Quoted By: >>28289228

>>28288641
>implying that's relevant when you can travel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:58:56 No.28289170 Report

Quoted By: >>28289195 >>28289229 >>28289293

How do you teach your Meowth to talk? I saw this couple with a talking Meowth but when I asked how they taught him, they told me to buzz off and the Meowth called me (and I quote) "a real ugly dicksuckin' piecea woik".

...Can they only talk in certain accents or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:58:57 No.28289171 Report

Quoted By: >>28289335 >>28293102

>>28289105
are his arms in another dimension?, jesus this is the worst designed "legendary" I have seen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:00:50 No.28289195 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289170
That happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:02:51 No.28289228 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289159
Not from my shit-tier country where your wage is barely enough to live, let alone travel while effectively cutting off your funding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:02:51 No.28289229 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289170
Ewgh, I fucking hate that accent. They have to be Kanto natives

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:05:37 No.28289285 Report

Quoted By: >>28289304 >>28289312 >>28289359

>>28289119
hahahhaha no no i keep my kirlia around for that. I'm actually from upstate Unova

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:06:16 No.28289293 Report

Quoted By: >>28289334

>>28289170
I think you're talking about Team Rocket. Next time you see them, just offer up some cash. Even like 5 or 10 bucks will get their attention

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:06:53 No.28289304 Report

Quoted By: >>28289391

>>28289285
>fucking pokemon
End your life. Release your pokemon, then self-immolate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:06:59 No.28289307 Report

Quoted By: >>28289336 >>28293122

DICKS OUT FOR SLAKING!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:07:21 No.28289312 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289285
>Kirlia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:08:37 No.28289334 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289293
will 10 bucks get me with that lovely rocket red head ??

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:08:41 No.28289335 Report

Quoted By: >>28289389

>>28289171
GASP Anon! You can't distespect our deities without reason! Great Plakia created Hoopa in its image, to serve as its followers to also handle minor space fiascos that Palkia cannot handle doing many places at many of the same times. I'll make offerings toward many oasis that hold shrines dedicated to Hoopa, and ask that it grants you mercy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:08:44 No.28289336 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289307
Rip Slaking.
My dick is out metaphorically

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:10:10 No.28289359 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289285
Everytime you fuck a pokemon pic related comes closer to coming back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:10:28 No.28289367 Report

Quoted By:

The quality of this board would be drastically better if Kaloshitters weren't allowed to post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:11:05 No.28289382 Report

Quoted By: >>28289463 >>28289492

>be me
>lives on American West coast
>go for walk on beach
>tentacool and tentacruels cover the side
>hear screams of barbaracles being scraped of boats constantly
> heliolisk constantly running in streets and getting hit by cars
>ice types are illegal because they damage the environment and can't survive without doing so
>all my Mexican friends are high on oddish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:11:38 No.28289389 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289335
>Implying he could find me
Im behind 7 rotoms and 7 porygons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:11:47 No.28289391 Report

Quoted By: >>28289458 >>28289483

>>28289304
but ma and pa told me it was okay, she totally enjoys it too. Besides, she uses safeguard so I don't get her pregnant!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:12:14 No.28289405 Report

Quoted By: >>28289495

Guys, I caught a Staryu but I'm not sure how should I feed it or if it even has a mouth.

Also, have any of you ever found a water stone? I've been meaning to buy one from Celadon, but I've heard there are some tugs in the nearby casino and I'm scared

Klaymen

Klaymen Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:12:25 No.28289413 Report

Quoted By:

>>28287919
Trying to wean the young'uns onto some Nanab and Bluk berry mix. it's supposed to help with growth, especially seeing as last week we had our First Shining Deerling born, but the mother rejected it, so keeping the poor thing well fed during that first stage of its life alone is quite hard to deal with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:14:50 No.28289458 Report

Quoted By: >>28289520

>>28289391
You couldn't get her pregnant regardless you idiot. She's not in the Human-Like or Field egg group

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:15:09 No.28289463 Report

Quoted By: >>28289487 >>28289510

>>28289382
>Barbaracles and Heliolisks only live in Kalos.
>America is the Biomon equivalent of Unova.
>What the fuck is "mexican"?

Nice shitpost Anon, do a little research before covering your keyboard with feces.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:16:36 No.28289483 Report

Quoted By: >>28289553

>>28289391
Burn them too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:16:51 No.28289487 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289463
>implying regions in the pokemon world aren't just small parts of larger countries

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:17:00 No.28289492 Report

Quoted By: >>28289568

>>28289382
>ice types are illegal because they damage the environment and can't survive without doing so

is that a west coast thing? i live in southern east coast and we keep a few Glaceons to cools us down.

Klaymen

Klaymen Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:17:07 No.28289495 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289405
It absorbs nutrients from water. About 4 spoons of vitamin powder stirred in water will keep a Staryu/mie well fed for a good week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:17:50 No.28289510 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289463
>implying people haven't imported pokemon to different regions which is destroying the ecosystem

Do you know the basics of history?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:18:42 No.28289520 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289458
Really? So bareback is okay? We tried it once and she got worried about popping out some eggs. I thought psychic types were smarter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:20:32 No.28289538 Report

Quoted By: >>28289579

Would using Pay Day cause inflation in different regions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:21:26 No.28289553 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289483
some dumb wild growlithe tried to use will o wisp on my pa but completely missed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:22:40 No.28289568 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289492
Yeah, the government thought it would help the problems brought by importing other pokemon. I don't agree with it but it's been in place for a long time so no one really complains. I have a friend who smuggled a vanilite from unova a while back. He had to go to the mountains to release it when the feds found out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:23:10 No.28289579 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289538
Not really, I used it once on my friend's pokemon in a friendly battle and the dumb cat threw my wallet at him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:23:21 No.28289581 Report

Quoted By: >>28289603 >>28289667

My uncle works at nintendo, I have some leaks on the upcoming biomon games.
>Box legendaris are inspired by Solgaleo and Lunala.
>Region is based on Alola, called Hawaii.
>A bunch on gen 1 mons will get Hawaiian forms, with different appearances and typings (Hawaiian Tree is taller and is Grass/Dragon)
>Villain is some racist politician that looks like Gumshoos.

Don't have anything else at the moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:24:46 No.28289603 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289581
Fake and gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:25:12 No.28289613 Report

Quoted By: >>28289639

if we lived in a world where Pokemon was real most of us wouldn't even be trainers. Probably would all be on a fucking forum online still trying to escape from reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:25:48 No.28289622 Report

Quoted By:

Can Slowking make a good wingman? Does bringing one on a date make me look like I have more money than I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:26:51 No.28289639 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289613
Anon the what if we lived in a Mamals game thread is two threads down

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:27:47 No.28289655 Report

Quoted By: >>28289680 >>28289695

So guys, I kind of might have accidentally agreed to look after this girl's Minccino for a couple of weeks.

It won't stop sweeping all my crap everywhere. It's been doing this since I brought it home. What the hell do I do to ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:28:13 No.28289661 Report

Quoted By: >>28289710 >>28289798

Guys I need free energy, but my Heliolisk want sex, and no give me energy until have mated with she...

Need help, is time to catch Solrock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:28:19 No.28289667 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289581
>Villain is some racist politician
Found the Pokefucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:28:49 No.28289680 Report

Quoted By: >>28289695

>>28289655

My fucking laptop now! Someone help!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:29:06 No.28289685 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289114
A myth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:29:36 No.28289695 Report

Quoted By: >>28289759

>>28289655
>>28289680
Did she leave its Pokeball with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:30:23 No.28289710 Report

Quoted By: >>28289789

>>28289661
Just fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:32:46 No.28289746 Report

Quoted By: >>28289769 >>28289792 >>28289801 >>28289829 >>28289833 >>28289920

You know, I thought having a Snorlax would be fun. Then I found out it eats 880 pounds of food a day. And it smells. And its turds are fucking enormous. And the turds smell too.

In completely unrelated news, anyone want a free Snorlax?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:33:31 No.28289759 Report

Quoted By: >>28290109

>>28289695

She says she never puts it in its pokeball - something about it not liking it. I don't think she even left it with me.

If she did, it might be buried in the bag of toys and stuff she gave me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:34:40 No.28289769 Report

Quoted By: >>28289829

>>28289746
just release it anon. Snorlax is too much $$$$ to keep, it's better this way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:35:34 No.28289782 Report

Quoted By:

Hey guys, what would be the best way I can convince my Gardevoir to fuck while in it's Mega form?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:35:55 No.28289789 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289710
>Fuck her

t. Sinnohpedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:36:06 No.28289792 Report

Quoted By: >>28289830

>>28289746

If you catch it, you better be prepared to take care of it. That's Pokémon fucking 101, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:36:38 No.28289798 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289661
I had a similar situation with my Kirlia a while ago.. she kept using attract and one time i left my destiny knot at home.. well anyway she's preggers now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:36:53 No.28289801 Report

Quoted By: >>28289830

>>28289746
>haha i'm just gonna get this pokemon without learning about how to take care of it, waste my money, then give it up to some rando or shelter which stresses it out because i'm an irresponsible sack of shit xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:38:20 No.28289829 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289769
>>28289746
Dont release it, some guy released his and went to sleep in a road, blockading it until someone used a flute to wake him up and then it proceeded to fight us, go to a proffesor and give it to him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:38:35 No.28289830 Report

Quoted By: >>28289864 >>28289870 >>28289871 >>28292230

>>28289792
>>28289801
The guy I bought it from said they were low maintenance!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:38:44 No.28289833 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289746
Just dump it in the middle of a road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:40:44 No.28289864 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289830

Did the guy have a lot of land? Brambles growing all over the place? Fruit trees?

They're low-maintenance then. Not so much if you live in the city or even the suburbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:40:58 No.28289870 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289830
>trusting some random guy on Cradilist without doing any research beforehand

Anon, you're an idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:40:59 No.28289871 Report

Quoted By: >>28292230

>>28289830
just because the pokemon weights a thousand pounds, it doesn't mean its low maintenance like your mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:43:48 No.28289920 Report

Quoted By: >>28289965

>>28289746
I don't feel sorry for you at all. I make sure to give all my Pokemon everstones so they don't even evolve beyond a level of managability. I'm fine keeping my Mudkip as he is.

Makes me wonder how trainers afford all that food and cleaning and whatnot, though. I mean, Cynthia and all those other champions must be loaded if she's always packing 6 fully evolved mons with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:44:44 No.28289938 Report

Quoted By: >>28290068 >>28290165

have you guys heard about this webcomic? this guy just fused sonic the shaymin and mouse from biomon.
He calls it Sonious. It's such an autistic series of events

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:45:01 No.28289941 Report

Quoted By: >>28289987

>>28288096
>2016
>still believes Arceus is a god
Dude, it's just a myth perpetuated by the Arceist church to keep the stupid in check and obedient. You're better than that. Mew is the real common ancestor. Science is the only true path.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:46:04 No.28289965 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289920
i heard she used to do nude cams back a few years ago.. with a body like that she can make bling bling in no time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:46:57 No.28289987 Report

Quoted By: >>28290202

>>28289941
what if Arceus created Mew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:48:55 No.28290021 Report

Quoted By: >>28290034

>>28280399
Why is the board called /vp/ again? Why isn't it just /p/?
And what is this /an/ board all about? Some sort of weird "powerless Pokémon" fetish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:49:48 No.28290034 Report

Quoted By:

>>28290021

Do you even know what a containment board is, Slowbro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:52:39 No.28290068 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289938
>remember seeing that guy on tv after he won a Sonic the Shaymin contest as a kid
>now he's crashing into Pokemarts and throwing potions around because they're selling merch where Sonic's flower is pink instead of bright red
What a sad turn of affairs. I don't think those tv reporters and interviewers know they're doing by giving random people all this attention.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:53:19 No.28290079 Report

Quoted By: >>28290127

so guys.. i had the handy spanky with my lopunny and now my donger wont stop itching. it's been a few days and im too afraid to tell anyone. anyone have advice ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:54:47 No.28290109 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289759

And it's not there. Fuck. This thing keeps trying to trip me now I swear - it's just been walking backwards all through my house for the last 20 minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:56:03 No.28290127 Report

Quoted By: >>28290249

>>28290079
Go see a doctor in Kalos, nobody will bat an eye there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:57:54 No.28290165 Report

Quoted By: >>28290225 >>28290233

>>28289938
You're talking about Briss-Blan, anon. Yeah, dude's a piece of work.

Like, he literally tried to teach himself Attract so he could use it on human girls. What a creepy idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 03:58:47 No.28290177 Report

Quoted By: >>28290223

Guys my girlfriend left her contest Lilligant with me over the weekend and it's big pretty flower wilted. She'll be back tomorrow to take it to a contest. Will it grow back in time? What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:00:13 No.28290202 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289987
...It's obvious that you have nothing more of value to discuss, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:00:49 No.28290211 Report

Quoted By:

Can someone explain to me why it's against the law to capture fainted pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:01:39 No.28290223 Report

Quoted By:

>>28290177
That means it's sick, should take it to nurse joy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:01:52 No.28290225 Report

Quoted By: >>28290233

>>28290165
Da medalionnzzzzz lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:02:07 No.28290227 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288181
now anymore, the leader of the Viridian gym is a snot nosed brat now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:02:19 No.28290232 Report

Quoted By:

Meanwhile, in a /vp/ where Biomon are real

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:02:27 No.28290233 Report

Quoted By:

>>28290165
>>28290225

Briss-Blan makes me glad I'm not Unovan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:03:20 No.28290249 Report

Quoted By: >>28290321

>>28290127
time to teach charizard good old HM fly again. airplane tickets are too much these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:05:14 No.28290282 Report

Quoted By: >>28290307 >>28290375

woke up next to a jynx this morning lads

wew, i don't remember anything from last night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:07:27 No.28290307 Report

Quoted By: >>28290367

>>28290282
You have to take resposibility and catch it anon, else you'll bring shame on it's whole jynx family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:08:35 No.28290321 Report

Quoted By:

>>28290249
Hey /sci/fags, how's the human mass-to-energy trials going?

We all know that's been perfected with Pokemon years ago, but last time I heard humans were either downloaded with their skin inside-out of their psyches harvested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:12:11 No.28290367 Report

Quoted By: >>28293169

>>28290307
i think she raped me man, all i remember is that she kissed me with her gigantic lips, after that everything went black.

Should i go down to the police station? what the fuck do i do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:12:45 No.28290375 Report

Quoted By:

>>28290282
was your weiner frozen? mine was frozen last time i woke up with a jinx next to me. thank mew for scald..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:15:35 No.28290434 Report

Quoted By: >>28290528

Guys, you should all be fucking glad you don't live in the shithole that is Ore.
The worst part;
>designated shiting streets
>nothing else but fucking desert

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:17:51 No.28290480 Report

Quoted By: >>28290538 >>28293181

HoennFag here, PLEASE HELP! My sinnohfriend brought back his Eevee, but it was a leafeon??? Hes gonna eat it in a fucking salad!? What do??? Is poke-balism even legal in Hoenn???? Help!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:20:32 No.28290528 Report

Quoted By: >>28293121

>>28290434
I went through while on a road trip and didn't find a single pokemon.

I did see a lot of weird traps set up in some places. Are those supposed to be how you guys catch pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:21:15 No.28290538 Report

Quoted By:

>>28290480
Call Officer Jenny, eating Eevee and it's family isn't legal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:27:18 No.28291714 Report

Quoted By:

>>28285979
This is why charmander mills should be banned in kanto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 06:06:29 No.28292230 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289830
>>28289871
Someone pick a rawst berry to heal that burn.h

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 06:58:23 No.28292910 Report

Quoted By:

how the FUCK do I get my Furret out of my sock drawer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:10:59 No.28293055 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288706
You mean Hawaiian biomon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:15:04 No.28293092 Report

Quoted By:

>>28288925
Where the fuck is Arabia? Wasn't that the name of the region from those Biomon DP leaks like a decade back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:16:37 No.28293102 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289171
>designed
Who fucking designed it dimwit? Arceus? Don't make me fucking laugh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:19:13 No.28293121 Report

Quoted By: >>28293147 >>28293153

>>28290528
>weird traps
Orre is full of those. Pic related.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:19:15 No.28293122 Report

Quoted By:

>>28289307
Didn't the Kekking memes die out last week or smt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:22:09 No.28293147 Report

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>>28293121
She's a trap?
I got to go to Orre

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:22:55 No.28293153 Report

Quoted By:

>>28293121
HA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:25:21 No.28293169 Report

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>>28290367
nononno. Unless you're in Kalos (and maybe Hoenn iirc?) it's kooky illegal to have sex with Pokemon. You could still get charged for this shit bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:27:15 No.28293181 Report

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>>28290480
>poke-balism

Leftist fucks created this term anon, because they literally think everyone should be vegan or vego or some shit. It's perfectly normal

Weird af if it's fucking domesticated though, who the fuck eats their pet?

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