>>28285735But Ho-Oh looks at these poor schmucks and says to himself, "Okay, you know what, they were pretty cool dudes, I mean, Flareon was kinda depressed, but he didn't have any physical fire moves, he has every right to be depressed." So, he decided to bring them back from the dead, and make them mothertruckin' Legendaries.
Flareon got boosted a lot, and got voiced by Dan Green. Although, that might've been a fever dream, not really sure. But Vaporeon became the north wind. He also kinda got his own stalker, but it's okay, he liked the attention, and when that randomass ten year old came in and caught him before the other guy who dedicated his whole life to it. It was hilarious. Jolteon kinda got the short end of the stick, being in only, like, three specials, but he wasn't bitter about it at all.
And so, they rebuilt Ho-Oh's tower, because Ho-Oh was a bro. He was like Speedwagon, man.Meanwhile they didn't rebuild Lugia's tower because he ran off like a little bitch to live on a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. Didn't even stay in touch with his birds. I mean, Zapdos and Articuno were pretty okay, but Moltres never really found a good home. Hell, those three had to migrate to Sinnoh and then go all the way to Kalos just to find the poor sap a home.
But yeah, that's why Ho-Oh is the Speedwagon of the Pokemon universe and Lugia just leaves his friends after they died.
