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It's a Pokémon from a different dimension/universe. We know that literal garbage can turn into Pokemon due to some magical reason so why are you all assuming this thing won't be playable with at some point in the game? They never specifically say in the website "they're not Pokemon". They just say they're mysterious new entities.
It's gonna be a Pokemon with some crazy BST.
It's gonna be a Pokemon with some crazy BST.