>Palm trees, gooey piles of cum, and Tyrannosaurs are dragons, but orange fire breathing reptiles with wings are not.
>The key to defeating evil is punching it really hard, being really flamboyant, or unleashing a swarm of agitated hornets.
>At a certain age, Cuttlefish start to swim upside down and turn into Giant Squids, and when fresh water fish feel good about themselves, they become magical sea serpents.
>Falling in love involves longing for companionship followed by erratic fits of paralysis.
Did I get an A+?
