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ITT: We post Pokemon we dislike for petty reasons

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 15:40:42 No.28360875 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28362128 >>28362214 >>28362296 >>28362818 >>28363378 >>28363924 >>28364056 >>28364439 >>28364510 >>28364549 >>28365791 >>28366477

it's a normie-tier Waifumon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 15:43:03 No.28360914 Report

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Because they're Muslim

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 15:50:27 No.28361066 Report

Quoted By: >>28364302

Its fans shit on my favorite Pokémon out of jealousy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:40:33 No.28362128 Report

Quoted By: >>28362172 >>28364097 >>28364302 >>28374720

>>28360875
normies don't have waifus anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:43:09 No.28362172 Report

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>>28362128
Not op but let's change it to closet furry tier waifumon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:45:29 No.28362214 Report

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>>28360875
>I'd always get this fucker off the Pokéwheel and Rosie would get my EV trained legendaries

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:46:02 No.28362228 Report

Quoted By: >>28366566

I like just about everything on it, but that model. That fucking 3D model. I could never evolve my shiny Braixen because of that alone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:49:36 No.28362296 Report

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>>28360914
Technically Djinn are holdovers from old Zoroastrianism, if I recall. Islam tries to pretend those integrations of an older religion didn't happen. Sort of like Gamefreak and Mew.

>>28360875
This is probably the pettiest reason imaginable but:

>I don't like Onyx to this day because when I played Pokemon the first time, I had picked Charmander and Brock kicked me ass the first few times.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:50:04 No.28362303 Report

Quoted By: >>28364485

This stupid faggy bird.
It makes it hard for me to enjoy using a lot of Pokemon in higher tiers without having a need for a check to it on my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:54:24 No.28362395 Report

Quoted By: >>28362736 >>28363674

>>28360914
>>28362296
They're based on japanese myth, not middle eastern

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:55:56 No.28362442 Report

Quoted By: >>28362511

It looks like shit, has a ridiculously fragile typing and probably won't be able to make much of its ability.

And both it and Solgaleo are part-Psychic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:58:43 No.28362499 Report

Quoted By: >>28362736 >>28364764

Its arms overlap its stripes, making them look detached, and it has less back spikes than Krookorok. Also penis face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:58:50 No.28362503 Report

Quoted By: >>28362739

Literally a ice cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 16:59:09 No.28362511 Report

Quoted By: >>28362588 >>28363706

>>28362442
I dont think that's a petty reason, especially when there's more than one.

One petty problem I have with it, but it's not a deal breaker, is that they renamed Multiscale and called it "AN ENTIRE NEW ABILITY NEVER SEEN BEFORE" on the sun and moon site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:03:01 No.28362588 Report

Quoted By: >>28363706 >>28369824

>>28362511
It would've been nice if Shadow Shield was Multiscale but better instead of a plain rehash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:10:44 No.28362736 Report

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>>28362395
oh, oops, I just now noticed the raiden thunder drum ring.

>>28362499
That doesn't feel very petty if you ask me. Shit, that's weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:10:53 No.28362739 Report

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>>28362503
>A ice cream

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:13:46 No.28362803 Report

Quoted By: >>28362842

just too fucking annoying to deal with without a hard hitting flyer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:14:27 No.28362818 Report

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>>28360875
It's popular and I see it everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:15:52 No.28362842 Report

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>>28362803
lopunny or conk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:16:34 No.28362859 Report

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Those goth looking girl pokemon
They just look weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:22:57 No.28362982 Report

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>>28362842
conk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:41:30 No.28363378 Report

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>>28360875
Because Megas should not have been used on Legendaries and Psuedo-Legendaries.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:44:56 No.28363438 Report

Quoted By: >>28365751

You know why

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:47:57 No.28363500 Report

Quoted By: >>28367226

Lucario because it infringes on the poster boy of fighting types role my bro had. And it gets all the glory when my bro was a fighting type was THE fighting type before the type became cool and edgy and everybody and their mother became part-fighting types

there I finally fucking said it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:56:41 No.28363674 Report

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>>28360914
>>28362296
>>28362395
landorus can learn explosion :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:58:23 No.28363706 Report

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>>28362511
>>28362588
my guess is that both of their abilities will have an extra effect that we haven't been told yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:03:14 No.28363799 Report

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The genies for fucking up competitive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:03:56 No.28363807 Report

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It's just keys on a keyring

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:04:59 No.28363830 Report

Quoted By: >>28364068 >>28364188 >>28365544 >>28365670

It reminds me of MLP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:05:01 No.28363831 Report

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I don't like 99% of fighting types because they stick out like sore thumbs in any random grouping of pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:09:54 No.28363924 Report

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>>28360875
All cat pokemons.
I just don't like cats in general.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:12:15 No.28363966 Report

Quoted By: >>28364302

The laziest evolutions. Most of the offical drawings are just copy-pasted. I wouldn't hate them as much if there are more differences in their official art like the genies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:15:30 No.28364034 Report

Quoted By: >>28364121 >>28364147 >>28364201 >>28364302 >>28364437 >>28364470

I hate it because its the quintessential "win at all costs" Pokemon. Everyone and their mum uses this ugly fucking piece of shit online in competitive and I tell myself they dont actually like it (Which they dont, lets be real here).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:16:29 No.28364056 Report

Quoted By: >>28374475

>>28360875
there is literally nothing wrong with having a normie tier waifu, some people like vanilla, and thats alright.

bidoof just looks dumb, i hate its stupid face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:17:32 No.28364068 Report

Quoted By: >>28364150 >>28364170 >>28365670 >>28371015

>>28363830

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:19:22 No.28364097 Report

Quoted By: >>28364302

>>28362128
Alright, 'I just joined the furry fandom a day ago' tier then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:20:15 No.28364119 Report

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Gengar
>that shit eating grin and how everyone portrays it as grimdark instead of a simple shadow prankster

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:20:27 No.28364121 Report

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>>28364034
I loved using this thing in game. I don't play competitive though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:22:09 No.28364147 Report

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>>28364034
i love ferrothorn. literally my favorite gen 5 mon. it reminds me of those lawn sprinklers that spin around under the water pressure, i fell on one as a kid and it tore me up. it kinda left an impression.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:22:20 No.28364150 Report

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>>28364068
He posted it the absolute madman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:23:14 No.28364170 Report

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>>28364068
hey now, you might want to delete that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:23:46 No.28364188 Report

Quoted By: >>28364200

>>28363830
Its resolute forms horn looks EXACTLY like Kelvin the Ice Dragon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:24:37 No.28364200 Report

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>>28364188
Why did I google that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:24:37 No.28364201 Report

Quoted By: >>28364551

>>28364034
>it's shit for not being cool or cute
fuck off ferrothorn is pretty alright, not one of my favs but it's still nice, and this is coming from someone who hates battling it.

the "win at all costs" pokemon would be the genies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:30:53 No.28364302 Report

Quoted By:

>>28362128
OP here, yea you have a point, >>28362172 and >>28364097 are more fitting

>>28361066
Shit, I'm guilty of this. Even though I still think Flygon needs a mega more, I shouldn't have hated Salamence for it.

>>28363966
Understandable, Magneton seems worse though since it have no variety between the magnets

>>28364034
I actually like Ferrothorn, never used one though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:36:41 No.28364412 Report

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Pelliper. Fuck it's 95% mouth design, fuck it being on 50% of the routes, and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK PROTECT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:37:54 No.28364437 Report

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>>28364034
these reasons and also my friend who thinks he's a "troll" likes it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:38:00 No.28364439 Report

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>>28360875
Heatran. It's ugly and every tryhard faggot has one on their team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:39:19 No.28364470 Report

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>>28364034
Fuck off I've liked Ferrothorn since the leaks, before the meta even happened

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:40:15 No.28364485 Report

Quoted By: >>28364533 >>28374703

>>28362303
Fuck you. Talonflame is my fucking bro and favorite pokemon.

pic related, fuck this abomination

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:41:35 No.28364510 Report

Quoted By: >>28367376 >>28373800

>>28360875
I thought he was overhyped in Gen 1 and now he's shoved down my throat everywhere I go. The fact that he got 2 megas, one of which is the edgiest pandering bullshit I've ever seen.

Plus he was such a faggot in the anime that I can't look at his stupid face without getting annoyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:41:52 No.28364517 Report

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Gengar, it's a rather plain design to me and some guy i knew that turned into an asshole loved it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:42:36 No.28364533 Report

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>>28364485
Congrats on your shit taste, then. Want a medal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:43:36 No.28364549 Report

Quoted By:

>>28360875
Anything that can use Stealth Rock
Fire is my favorite type

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:43:45 No.28364551 Report

Quoted By: >>28364578

>>28364201
You're an underage ben 10 fan faggit. Go shove that spiky pineapple up your asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:44:58 No.28364578 Report

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>>28364551
>ben 10
oh it's just you again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:54:07 No.28364764 Report

Quoted By: >>28365221

>>28362499
Tat line should have ended at Krokorok.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 19:17:03 No.28365221 Report

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>>28364764
Fuck you. Krookodile saved the line for me. Krokorok was literally Sandile but bipedal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 19:34:52 No.28365544 Report

Quoted By: >>28372962

>>28363830

Plebe, it's way more like Unico

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 19:40:49 No.28365670 Report

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>>28364068
>>28363830

Summon the Barneyfag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 19:44:01 No.28365728 Report

Quoted By: >>28369113 >>28373878

The entire Ralts line attracts the short bus crowd more than any other evolutionary family in the franchise but Gardevoir is the worst offender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 19:44:55 No.28365751 Report

Quoted By: >>28373609

>>28363438
no we dont

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 19:46:55 No.28365791 Report

Quoted By: >>28365886

>>28360875
What's going on in this picture?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 19:52:04 No.28365886 Report

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>>28365791
Filename

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 20:10:28 No.28366254 Report

Quoted By: >>28366405

Sligoo and goomy were both clearly slug or snail-like.

BUT INSTEAD WE GET THIS ABOMINATION THAT'S YET ANOTHER PEAR-SHAPED DRAGON, WITH NO SLUG OR SNAIL CHARACTERISTICS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 20:12:33 No.28366302 Report

Quoted By: >>28366472

i hate this thing, assuming luchashitten and friends are real this fucker ruined the fire type starters for 3 gens.
the only reason the put this obese shitty excuse for a pokemon on two legs was to force that fire/fighting typing down our throats, ( hopefully) one last time.

emboar is the worst

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 20:14:39 No.28366338 Report

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It was annoying in advanced OU.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 20:16:15 No.28366373 Report

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I will never get over this thing not being Psychic/Flying.
It befuddles and astounds me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 20:17:34 No.28366405 Report

Quoted By:

I don't think people realize how common the term "waifu" is. I honestly hear normalfags make fun of weebs and waifushit regularly. I also hear people say "triggered" a lot lately.

>>28366254
Same, what a fucking disappointment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 20:21:23 No.28366472 Report

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>>28366302
Don't forget its shitty stat spread which is hampered by a movepool and HA that encourages the sacrifice of the stat that allows it to do anything, and it's so slow that a Reckless Emboar will be lucky to stay around for a couple of turns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 20:21:47 No.28366477 Report

Quoted By:

>>28360875
This dude is dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 20:25:19 No.28366566 Report

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>>28362228
It's head is so goddamn tiny. That's my biggest issue with it. It's just too disproportionate to the rest of the body, the pinhead with the gigantic ear fur tufts just doesn't look good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 20:40:57 No.28366871 Report

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>>28362296
>Sort of like Gamefreak and Mew.
GF wants to pretend Mew didn't happen?
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 20:56:42 No.28367226 Report

Quoted By: >>28369858

>>28363500
That's the sad part. As a kid I always expected fighting type to be cool, yet every time I look at the list of fighting Pokemon - most of them have shit designs and you realize there aren't a lot of them to begin with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 21:05:05 No.28367376 Report

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>>28364510
Same as this dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 22:31:29 No.28369113 Report

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>>28365728
Personally I prefer Ralts (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 23:07:40 No.28369824 Report

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>>28362588
Yeah, at least Teravolt and Turboblaze have that one extra thing that makes them different from just being another Mold Breaker.
Hopefully Full Metal Body and Shadow Shield have one extra little thing that makes them different from Clear Body and Multiscale

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 23:09:26 No.28369858 Report

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>>28367226
Who are your favorite fighting types?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 23:15:07 No.28369982 Report

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>>28360914
>Fujin, Raijin, Inari
>""""Muslim""""

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 23:17:58 No.28370036 Report

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Dusclops, i hate fighting them and i hate hoe Phoebe's first one in Emerald will always, without fail, lead with Protect. First turn Protect isn't a strategy, it's a waste of fucking time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 23:54:56 No.28370736 Report

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I cant escape from this fucker, he's everywhere
>Around the time B/W was out
>Was showing off this Kyurem I had drawn to a friend back in highschool
>Had drawn in its name, number, and type as well
>Some girl in front of us turns around, noticing the drawing
>Asks to take a look
>"Number 646?! How many are there? I thought it was only Pikachu."

Additionally, I'm the biggest Pokémon fan in my family and have a few cousins who attempt to mock me by saying "pika pika" at random intervals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2016 00:15:06 No.28371015 Report

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>>28364068
what was it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2016 02:09:53 No.28372962 Report

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>>28365544
>implying anyone cares about some Sanrio Amnesiac Unicorn
I do...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2016 02:50:24 No.28373609 Report

Quoted By:

>>28365751
yes we do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2016 03:02:47 No.28373800 Report

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>>28364510
I feel the same way. I do love Charizard Y though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2016 03:07:55 No.28373878 Report

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>>28365728
What is this from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2016 03:30:05 No.28374199 Report

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>>28363378
Forever this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2016 03:48:08 No.28374475 Report

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>>28364056
>hating bidoof

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2016 04:05:15 No.28374703 Report

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>>28364485
This. The reason I hate it is when I first got into competitive in gen 4 my first team only had grass knot as coverage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2016 04:06:24 No.28374720 Report

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>>28362128
it is a pretty "normie" choice though.
>ITS GOT A DRESS ITS A GIRL AND HAS TITS AND ITS MY WIFE

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