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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:19:11 No.28412897 View View Reply Original Report

You have 5 (five) female Team Aqua grunt around you, you don't have any Pokémon with you, what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:21:14 No.28412948 Report

Quoted By: >>28415527 >>28416205

>>28412897
Break the cyanide capsule
They aren't taking me alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:21:17 No.28412949 Report

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>>28412897
I walk away. I have done nothing to antagonize them, they have done nothing to antagonize me. Seriously, what is the question here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:22:06 No.28412962 Report

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Talk a bit about its fashion style.

Guuuurl, you need some variety.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:22:07 No.28412963 Report

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fuck them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:23:01 No.28412983 Report

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You have 5 (five) actual, real women around you, you DO have you 3DS with you, what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:23:03 No.28412985 Report

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>>28412897
Join Team Aqua and submit myself to papa Archie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:23:30 No.28412991 Report

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Force them to get a better hairstyle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:24:22 No.28413013 Report

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Sacrifice them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:24:23 No.28413014 Report

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>>28412983
disregard real women, keep playing 3ds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:24:26 No.28413017 Report

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>>28412983

We do a mini-tournament, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:24:50 No.28413024 Report

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Walk by them.
It's my base too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:27:07 No.28413074 Report

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>>28412897
Reenact that one porn image with 5 female aqua team grunts. You know the one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:27:22 No.28413085 Report

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>>28412983
I literally have consensual and sexy sex with all five of them at once. They even let me touch their boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:27:42 No.28413091 Report

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>>28412897
Throw rocks at them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:28:02 No.28413098 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:28:24 No.28413109 Report

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>>28413074
The pegging one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:30:55 No.28413168 Report

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>>28413074
I don't know which one you're talking about.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:43:15 No.28413432 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:45:57 No.28413490 Report

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>>28413109
No, not that one.
>>28413168
The good one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:49:56 No.28413575 Report

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>>28412897
Tell them I want to join Aqua and become a fellow Aqua grunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 22:51:39 No.28413605 Report

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>>28412897
Get brutally murdered by their Pokemon and finally escape this hell of a life by assisted suicide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 23:04:41 No.28413920 Report

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>>28412897
Explain the water cycle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 23:06:32 No.28413961 Report

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>>28412983
>wait until Ultra High Quality VR exists in the future
>put on VR
>make it look like i'm fucking a Zoroark
>fuck them
>???
>Profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 23:07:01 No.28413977 Report

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>>28413109
sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 23:23:30 No.28414349 Report

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Lick their delicious navels to incapacitate them with ticking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 23:43:14 No.28414886 Report

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Summon Harambe And End All Of Them

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 23:49:58 No.28415058 Report

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>>28412983
Wait until they leave and play my Pokemon afterwards. Why, what would you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 23:52:05 No.28415111 Report

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Show them the will of D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 23:53:43 No.28415155 Report

Quoted By: >>28419128

Cry because I bought AS and I don't get sweet Magma grunts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 23:54:10 No.28415163 Report

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>>28412897
shoot them
it's very unlikely I'd not have my gun with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2016 23:59:16 No.28415312 Report

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This thread made me feel like looking for my AS cart, but I can't find it anywhere in my house. It's not in its box, which I usually place it but then again I didn't touch it in months.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:05:58 No.28415475 Report

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"6 bullets"
"More than enough to kill anything that moves."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:06:46 No.28415499 Report

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Undo my pants because they sure as hell will dry up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:07:04 No.28415506 Report

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I ask if they want to see my Sharpedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:07:16 No.28415510 Report

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Join Team Aqua, continue to be surrounded by cuties

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:08:09 No.28415527 Report

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>>28412948
This is the only choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:09:32 No.28415567 Report

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>>28412897
Let them abuse my holes with their futa cocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:11:59 No.28415622 Report

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>>28412983
play videogames
one of them will eventually get interested
then the rest will join in just for the trend and not for the actual game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:16:50 No.28415748 Report

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>>28412897
Allow it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:18:25 No.28415778 Report

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>>28415622
>le girls just pretend to like games meme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:22:16 No.28415869 Report

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>>28412897
Tell UB-01 to scare her off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:24:08 No.28415901 Report

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>>28412897
Lay down and let the 5 of them sit on me as if I were a couch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:25:25 No.28415928 Report

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>>28415778
>actual, real women play video games
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:29:40 No.28416010 Report

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>>28415928
>actual, real women play video games
You're right, that IS a great meme!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:33:35 No.28416102 Report

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>>28412897
kick their Poochyenas to death and call them shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:35:08 No.28416147 Report

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>>28412983
I play it because that means I now magically have a 3DS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:36:57 No.28416183 Report

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Also ask them where Archie is so he can begin destroying my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:37:46 No.28416205 Report

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>>28412948
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:40:56 No.28416271 Report

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>>28415778
>le girls just pretend to like games meme

He clearly said that the first one will show genuine interest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 00:41:10 No.28416281 Report

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beg them burp on me, probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 01:49:22 No.28417913 Report

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>>28412897
Collapse into a fetal ball, break down in tears, and attempt to beg for my life between sobs.

There is a chance that they will be so disgusted by how pitiful I am that they find it a greater insult to let me live than kill me.

It is far more unlikely, but still a very remote possibility that at least one of them would actually be totally suckered in, and spare me out of legitimate pity. I might even get a hug out of it that way.
I learned from the best. I will never forget you, Zoidburg-sensei

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 01:53:43 No.28418027 Report

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Stick her balls in my hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 02:36:50 No.28419037 Report

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>>28412897
Tell em "I heard you ladies like to get wet ... I think I can help you all with that B)"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 02:40:04 No.28419109 Report

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>>28412897
Send out UB-01

>>28412983
Drop down to my knees while they pull their dicks out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 02:41:04 No.28419128 Report

Quoted By: >>28420739

>>28415155
The analogous Magma grunts are guys though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 02:43:43 No.28419180 Report

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>>28412897
Take off my pants,
Maybe they still kill me, but they were already going to do that.
Maybe they flee in terror from me, shrieking "Eeeek, a penis!" as they seek out chairs to stand on.
Maybe the thirst that has been building from hanging out with Archie all day can wait no longer and I get an orgy before I get let go, or die happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 02:58:20 No.28419513 Report

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>>28416102
>wanting Archie to kick your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 03:00:27 No.28419555 Report

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>>28412983
Just talk to them. That's what I'd do. And if they're interested in what I'm playing, then just explain to the best of my efforts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 03:01:52 No.28419585 Report

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>>28412983
What's the context?
Do they know each other? If they're all friends I'm screwed because women in groups are evil specially if they're hot too.

If they're strangers to each other just bee myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 03:06:18 No.28419698 Report

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>>28412897
Beat them up, they're just girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 03:08:52 No.28419762 Report

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>>28412983

Have sex and Record them at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 03:56:27 No.28420739 Report

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>>28419128
jesus christ how horrifying

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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 04:20:51 No.28421123 Report

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>>28412897
Walk away? What's the worst that could happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 04:25:29 No.28421199 Report

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>>28412897
Enjoy the sick beat, obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omtMzt9syJs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 04:37:48 No.28421444 Report

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>>28412983
Ask where I can get a good deal on a PS Vita because the 3DS is shit and has no emulators.

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