Alright, bros. Real talk. While reading this thread, I just realized that my dad can't be my dad. So, like that guy goes "you'd make a great machamp" and I'm all "I ain't no machamp! What the fuuuuck?! Gotta set this guy straight"
So, I go to get a link so that i can go, like, "don't you know anything about genetics, faggot!" and then it hits me that my dad ain't in the field group. I mean, he looked like a lizard, my mom looked like a lizard, so, i thought "We are all lizards here". But, like, I'm a scrafty my mom's a scrafty and my dad is a machoke and apparently, machokes aren't in the same egg group. So, like, what the fuck does it mean? Should I tell him I figured it out? Should I just keep it to myself? Is there a way to find out who your real dad is?