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Hi, my dad works at Nintendo!

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:10:25 No.28450203 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28450242 >>28450248 >>28450249 >>28450284 >>28450299

And I love my Dad so very, very much! He even told me that he's going to give me free copies of both Pokémon Sun and Moon a week before it even releases in store shelves. Cool, huh?

I can't wait to play it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:12:35 No.28450242 Report

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>>28450203
Consider suicide, riddlerfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:12:57 No.28450248 Report

Quoted By: >>28450282

>>28450203
That's cool, why do you sound like you're 9?

His Dad

His Dad Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:13:01 No.28450249 Report

Quoted By: >>28450278 >>28450280 >>28450284

>>28450203
Sorry that my son is such a faggot.

You are grounded for a whole month!

His Mom

His Mom Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:14:32 No.28450278 Report

Quoted By: >>28450311 >>28450405

>>28450249
Shut the fuck up Greg, you drunk asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:14:34 No.28450280 Report

Quoted By: >>28450311

>>28450249
A month? Come on Sir. Dad, give him a better punishment...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:14:46 No.28450282 Report

Quoted By: >>28450319

>>28450248
Gee, how did you know I was 9?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:15:14 No.28450284 Report

Quoted By: >>28450311

>>28450203
>>28450249
oooooooooooooo
someone's in trouble

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:16:06 No.28450299 Report

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>>28450203
>a week before it even releases
>not a month before
China would like a word with you, poorfag.

Her Husband (OP's Dad)

Her Husband (OP's Dad) Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:16:43 No.28450311 Report

Quoted By: >>28450355 >>28450365 >>28450378

>>28450278
Fuck you, you don't touch me anymore.
>>28450280
And no ice cream for a week!
>>28450284
Don't make me call YOUR parents!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:17:11 No.28450319 Report

Quoted By: >>28450347 >>28450431

>>28450282
>My dad works at Nintendo!
>Nintendo!
>I love my Dad!
>Cool, huh?
>I can't wait to play it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:18:42 No.28450347 Report

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>>28450319
Your dad works at Nintendo too! That's awesome!

His Mom's Father

His Mom's Father Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:19:00 No.28450355 Report

Quoted By: >>28450380 >>28450401

>>28450311
Oi mate fukin cunt im aussie now wtf.
I'm fukin here gay cunt billabong fucker.
McDonalds you fucking slut git in the fucking truck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:19:35 No.28450365 Report

Quoted By: >>28450401

>>28450311
Your son hates you. Your wife is sleeping with the neighbour's dog. You just lost your job and you're broke as shit. You're drunk 24/7 and your liver is failing.

Just end it, you fucking faggot.

His Soon To Be Ex (OP's Mother)

His Soon To Be Ex (OP's Mother) Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:20:33 No.28450378 Report

Quoted By: >>28450401 >>28450405

>>28450311
If that limp dick could get up, I would!

Tony Abbott

Tony Abbott Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:20:38 No.28450380 Report

Quoted By: >>28450416

>>28450355
>he thinks Australians actually talk like this
Oh fuck off, faggot.

I'm seriously gonna do it (OP's Dad)

I'm seriously gonna do it (OP's Dad) Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:22:25 No.28450401 Report

Quoted By: >>28450424

>>28450355
GRANDPA SHERMAN? BUT YOU DIED 5 YEARS AGO?

>>28450365
It's all true. If only my stupid faggot son didn't post on /vp/! Good bye cruel world!

>>28450378
See you in hell you dumb bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:22:47 No.28450405 Report

Quoted By:

>>28450278
>>28450378
Stop fucking your neighbour, you slut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:23:11 No.28450416 Report

Quoted By: >>28450550

>>28450380
I live in Australia, they do (Not exactly but close enough)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:23:49 No.28450424 Report

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>>28450401
Just remember that no one will miss you, but at least you can die knowing that your son will kill himself before he gets into high school anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:24:21 No.28450431 Report

Quoted By: >>28450453

>>28450319
like any nine year old who posts on this site wouldnt write something like "haha faggots, playing pokemon a week early. suck my dick cuckbois"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:26:10 No.28450453 Report

Quoted By:

>>28450431
Probably not, but that's not what he wrote, you massive faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 06:31:46 No.28450550 Report

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>>28450416
Not really.

Australia IS shit though.

t. New Zealand

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