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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 19:59:01 No.28469607 View View Reply Original Report

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>tfw there are Ultra Beasts lurking this site right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:01:19 No.28469669 Report

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Your family?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:02:23 No.28469703 Report

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>>28469607
Don't worry,we have protection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:02:24 No.28469704 Report

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>>28469607
Do you even know that Ultra beasts are bad? No? Then shut the fuck up you ignoramus. For all you know they could be saving the pokemon world in the next game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:03:27 No.28469731 Report

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>>28469704
Nice try Lusamine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:03:29 No.28469733 Report

Quoted By: >>28469783 >>28470688 >>28471164 >>28471476 >>28471610 >>28475516

Why are you scared of Ultra Beasts? Not everyone is bad,anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:04:33 No.28469750 Report

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I don't think we- they can use a computer anon, your worry is unfounded.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:05:03 No.28469767 Report

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>tfw you find a cool artist on the internet
>you talk, play some vidya
>they draw you a nice picture
>turns out you live near to each other
>meet up
>its a fucking ultra beast

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:05:52 No.28469782 Report

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>>28469607
What are you, some kind of supremacist pig or something?
>hurr durr I dun liek them because its not from my dimension
>Dey es dangerous because they aren't us lmao
Go fuck yourself faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:05:54 No.28469783 Report

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>>28469704
>>28469733
>>28469750

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:12:22 No.28469922 Report

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>>28469767
>mfw I've been arguing on a taiwanese cutting board exchange forum with interdimensional beings all this time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:31:47 No.28470418 Report

Quoted By: >>28470817

>Meet a blonde, green eyed girl by herself at the beach
>Really hit it off
>eventually she becomes my girlfriend, and years later, my wife
>have 3 kids that are all blonde and green eyed
>Pokemon Sun and Moon come out, and suddenly, all 4 turn into monsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:40:52 No.28470671 Report

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>>28469750
>Sharks, crabs, and now Lovcraftian ayys are posting on 4chan
Fuck tumblr, this is where diversity is at yo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:41:40 No.28470688 Report

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>>28469704
>>28469733
>>28469750
Ehh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:45:47 No.28470783 Report

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>>28470671
You forgot the spiders

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:47:14 No.28470817 Report

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>>28470418

Your dick got to go where no dick has gone before. Be happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:48:28 No.28470854 Report

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>>28470783
wot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:51:01 No.28470913 Report

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>>28470671

Everyone already knew tumblr is just full of bored rich kids looking for an easy cause to "fight" for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:51:24 No.28470924 Report

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>>28470671
>crabs
shut the fuck up terea re no crabs on thhis site we're all real people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 20:51:26 No.28470926 Report

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>>28470854
Something like 45% of the posters on /tg/ are spiders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:01:06 No.28471164 Report

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>>28469704
>>28469733
this is what tumblr would say if they were real

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:13:31 No.28471476 Report

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>>28469704
>>28469733
>>28469750
Please don't probe my anus, blonde ayy lmaos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:16:46 No.28471566 Report

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>>28471164
You somehow managed to take a silly thread about UBs and made it about Tumblr.

Congradulations, you're officially obsessed with Teenage Facebook.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:18:44 No.28471600 Report

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>>28469607
Don't be silly anon. I am just a normal human like you. Typing with my normal human hands.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:19:18 No.28471610 Report

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>>28469750
>>28469733
>>28469704

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:20:37 No.28471639 Report

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>>28469704
It. Lusamine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:21:02 No.28471652 Report

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>>28470924
Hard to type with those claws, Eh crabby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:22:51 No.28471707 Report

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>>28471652
fuck you im not a crab byiour ejust ingnorant and racist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:24:19 No.28471754 Report

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>>28469607
All we--they want to do is improve the world and love all pokémon. HOW is that a BAD thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:25:46 No.28471793 Report

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>>28469607
Fuck off dimensionist shithole I for one love our Ultra Beast overlords.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:28:06 No.28471859 Report

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ULTRA BEASTS ARE BAD
JOIN ME AND TOGETHER WE'LL REMOVE THOSE PESKY ULTRA BEASTS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:32:48 No.28471988 Report

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>>28469607
What are you gonna do about it?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:33:54 No.28472006 Report

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Ahahaha, don't be stupid anon. We're just your regular, everyday Pokemon! Nothing more, nothing less.

By the way, do any of you know what are the most powerful Pokemon in the region? Just to train with, of course, I'm just trying to get into a good one-on-one test of strength Pokemon battle with two Pokemon going at it clean and fairly. Nothing suspicios here!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:34:53 No.28472037 Report

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>>28471988
Fuck no, you've gotta leave. The other ones can stay, but you've gotta go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:36:58 No.28472099 Report

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>>28469607
Not quite Ultra Beasts but plenty of hambeasts I bet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:38:57 No.28472144 Report

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>>28469607
Hey I've always wondered what it's like to probe an asshole with my four- I mean two appendages . You know, I'm not goy like other humans, though. No homo sapien!

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:39:48 No.28472169 Report

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>>28469607

Call"Tapu-Koko and the other deities

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:45:19 No.28472294 Report

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>>28471988
I wouldnt mind to meet Saya if she can fuck up my brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:45:27 No.28472300 Report

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Imagine if you were a human, and a Pokeball transported your body in there.

First, you'd panic, but a second later you'd faint because your whole body will be transported into it. It would all happen in a manner of seconds. You'd fainted before you knew what the fuck happened.

And nobody will ever find your body, people will just assume you went into tall grass once and no one has seen you since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:47:08 No.28472342 Report

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>>28471988

Stranger danger, stranger danger!

Mommy was right, I shoulda stayed off 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:48:12 No.28472376 Report

Quoted By: >>28472507

This thread is a great idea for a horror movie, has anyone ever done anything like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:52:40 No.28472507 Report

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>>28472376
The one that comes to mind is "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", but that's not quite the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 21:57:55 No.28472639 Report

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I always knew blonds with green eyes were dangerous

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 22:07:58 No.28472896 Report

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>>28472639
Yup, thry truly are outta this world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 22:19:45 No.28473187 Report

Quoted By: >>28473231 >>28473262 >>28475819

Ultrabeasts arent a real thing in the real world. Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking autists.
Even if they are real how would we use a computer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 22:21:22 No.28473231 Report

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>>28473187
Found the Ultra Beast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 22:22:30 No.28473262 Report

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>>28473187
Humanoid formes, dummy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 22:27:13 No.28473390 Report

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>>28473231
>>28473262
Theres no way these "Ultra Beasts" are a real thing and these posts are pissing me off.
Do you really a video game company wouls be the ones to reveal our secret identity?
Again they arent real so shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 22:50:58 No.28474039 Report

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>>28473390
You're right, gamefreak would never do that.

Wait, what if Gamefreak employees are UBs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 22:52:28 No.28474081 Report

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>>28473390
>No Fun Allowed
You must be really fun to talk to at parties.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:01:31 No.28474332 Report

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>>28473390
Getting stressed out, UB-03?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:05:23 No.28474431 Report

Quoted By: >>28474886

>>28469607
No I'm not.
[wipes secretion with tentacle]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:17:10 No.28474763 Report

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>>28470926
Do. Do they have reach?
If so we are totally fucked man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:19:36 No.28474834 Report

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>>28474081
>our secret identity
I think you just missed the joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:21:22 No.28474886 Report

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>>28474431
I'd love a sweat edit of one of the confirmed UBs

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:24:26 No.28474983 Report

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>>28473390
>our secret identity
>our

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:27:02 No.28475056 Report

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>>28470671
>implying sharks are o 4chan

sgarks font have hands thry have fins retard. hiw the fyck are we suppose to tupr?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:27:21 No.28475064 Report

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>>28470783
And skeletons.
And Kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:28:21 No.28475107 Report

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>>28474834
i fucked up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:30:10 No.28475158 Report

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>mfw this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:32:15 No.28475212 Report

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>>28469704
>cockroach
>mosquito

yes they are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:34:22 No.28475276 Report

Quoted By: >>28475301

>>28469607
What are you talking about? I'm just a rich, Aryan man who dresses in white and has a degree in business, quantum physics and genetic engineering.
I'm totally normal.

...right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:35:27 No.28475301 Report

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>>28475276
>Implying you dont have a degree in faggotry

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:36:40 No.28475335 Report

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Hey fellow pokemon and guys, whats going on in this thread? Just an ordinary lucario coming through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:38:46 No.28475390 Report

Quoted By: >>28475541 >>28475576 >>28475608

>There is a Skeleton inside you
>RIGHT NOW
>That Skeleton is probably an Ultra Beast

Sleep tight, /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:38:51 No.28475394 Report

Quoted By: >>28475424 >>28475545

>>28469704
UB-01
>>28469704
UB-02 Expansion
>>28469731
UB-02 Beauty

They're all here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:39:57 No.28475424 Report

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>>28475394
That last one should be
>>28469750

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:43:28 No.28475516 Report

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>>28469704
>>28469733
>>28469750
Oh, okay.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:44:33 No.28475541 Report

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>>28475390
thank mr skeltal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:44:42 No.28475545 Report

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>>28475394
Stop being ridiculous there are no such thing as ultra beast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:45:22 No.28475565 Report

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>>28475541
thank mr skeltal

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:45:37 No.28475576 Report

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>>28475390
>>28475541
>png
thank mr skeltal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:46:31 No.28475593 Report

Quoted By: >>28475681 >>28475715 >>28475882

At least there are no Mozart's around

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:47:07 No.28475608 Report

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>>28475390
That's ridiculous. Skeletons don't hide around inside of human bodies. What would we do in there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:47:58 No.28475631 Report

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>>28469607
So? How do you know they're bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:49:19 No.28475681 Report

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>>28475593
Why do you bring fucking Mozart up? That fucker has been dead for a while now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:50:18 No.28475715 Report

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>>28475593
What do you mean "Mozart's"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:50:27 No.28475718 Report

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>>28475681
I know mang

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:51:45 No.28475756 Report

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>>28475631
GUYS I THINK THIS FAGGOT IS AN ULTRA BEAST TOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:52:18 No.28475773 Report

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>>28471566
tumblr was mentioned before my post

congratz, you're illiterate AND you can't take a joke!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:53:49 No.28475819 Report

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>>28473187
>Even if they are real how would we use a computer?
>we
You slipped that one, ultra beast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 23:55:56 No.28475882 Report

Quoted By: >>28476113

>>28475593
Why do you think mozart would be lurking here? He is obviously dead and there's no way I could even live that long anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 00:03:52 No.28476113 Report

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>>28475882
You can't fool me, imposter. There is only one mozart. He was buried a long time ago.

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