They're going to happen. They're GOING to happen, and there isn't a god damn thing any of you on this board can do about it. You'll complain, you'll say Sinnoh is so bad, they just CANT remake it. But they will. All of you know this too god damn well. You only have so much time until they announce it. Enjoy the time while you can, because one day, the news will drop, and so will you, to your knees. You'll scream "WHY MASUDA WHY" as you gratuitously begin to shovel shit out of your assholes and begin to smear on the walls "Sinnoh Confirmed". Then you'll wipe your tears, hands still covered in shit, and then begin to masturbate to the redesigned Dawn.

And ALL of you will buy the remakes. All of you will take out 40 dollars of your precious money on launch day, despite your horrid disdain of these games, and you will hand it to the GameStop employee as you say with vitriol and shame, "I'll take a copy of Celestial Pearl", because everyone on this board is but a slimy fucking parasite that praises lord Masuda. Face it. You'll buy every iteration of a main series Pokemon game, because you worms have no self will. No matter how fucking terrible a mess it is. You are forever caught in this wretched cycle, and there is no way out. Because to leave Pokemon means to leave the only thing that matters in your life.That's how sad every fucking one of you are. Masuda milks you of your money and emotions, and all of you, despite hating every previous iteration of the series, will scream "YES MORE MASUDA, USE ME AS YOUR COCK SLEEVE, JUST GIVE ME MORE POKEMON", even though it will just be a remake.

All of you are miserable fucking ass wipes that only exist for Pokemon. So you have a choice. Scream and cry as your mom's basement is covered in your own tears and shit throw a tantrum over the Sinnoh Remakes, or you can man the fuck up, grow some balls, pick Sun version, and get over the fact that Sinnoh will be remade, accept it, and not be BTFO.

Your call.