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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:26:00 No.28500363 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28500381 >>28500405 >>28500541 >>28500689 >>28500786

Do Pokémon poo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:26:53 No.28500381 Report

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>>28500363
They eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:27:14 No.28500391 Report

Quoted By: >>28500447 >>28500449

>Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.

Yeh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:27:25 No.28500398 Report

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Look a the back of whismur sometime in the dex and read darmanitan's dex entry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:27:42 No.28500405 Report

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>>28500363
Why of course. Where do you think grimers come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:28:12 No.28500417 Report

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haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:29:23 No.28500447 Report

Quoted By: >>28500512

>>28500391
>Darmanitan's shits are so rancid that they can down an Indian Elephant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:29:25 No.28500449 Report

Quoted By: >>28500491 >>28500492 >>28500512 >>28501532

>>28500391
Grossest shit. How cold do you have to be to go "I'm going to put this pokemon's shit in my clothes to keep warm" instead of "I'm going to have this pokemon use fire punch and light this wood on fire"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:31:03 No.28500491 Report

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>>28500449
You can't keep a log on fire inside your pockets, silly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:31:08 No.28500492 Report

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>>28500449
Wild Darumaka droppings most likely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:31:45 No.28500512 Report

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>>28500447
>>28500449
>implying Darumaka doesn't drop hot rhymes that keep people's clothes warm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:32:50 No.28500541 Report

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>>28500363
Well that's where the mulch comes from, right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:37:21 No.28500689 Report

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>>28500363

Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:37:48 No.28500700 Report

Quoted By: >>28500730 >>28500742 >>28500792

Do ALL Pokémon poo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:38:57 No.28500730 Report

Quoted By: >>28500835

>>28500700

Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:39:09 No.28500742 Report

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>>28500700
All pokemon with the exception of waifus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:40:05 No.28500762 Report

Quoted By: >>28500826

>>28500742
None?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:40:14 No.28500771 Report

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>>28500742

All Pokémon poop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:40:36 No.28500786 Report

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>>28500363
and fart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:40:56 No.28500792 Report

Quoted By: >>28500860 >>28501112

>>28500700
I'd assume most do and that some steel/rock-types don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:42:02 No.28500826 Report

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>>28500762

All Pokémon take a shit.

Facts are facts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:42:14 No.28500835 Report

Quoted By: >>28500880 >>28500891

>>28500730
What about Magnemite? Or Metagross? Or Klinklang? Or Muk? Or Florges? Or Oddish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:42:26 No.28500844 Report

Quoted By: >>28500923

>>28500771
Fuck off with your scat fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:43:03 No.28500860 Report

Quoted By: >>28500981 >>28501112

>>28500792

Rock-type Pokémon take a shit too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:43:39 No.28500880 Report

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>>28500835
Is grass-type pokemon's shit considered edible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:44:07 No.28500891 Report

Quoted By: >>28500924 >>28500960

>>28500835

Every Pokémon in existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:44:42 No.28500906 Report

Quoted By: >>28500987

>it's a Richard parrots his autistic headcanon episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:45:25 No.28500923 Report

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>>28500844

I have no fetish or at least, I'm aware of my fetish.

I don't get sexual arouse off poop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:45:25 No.28500924 Report

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>>28500891
What about Gardevoir? Or Lopunny? Or Braixen? Or Magearna?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:46:26 No.28500950 Report

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>>28500924

I said all Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:46:48 No.28500960 Report

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>>28500891
>Magnemite can poop
>Electrode can poop
>fucking Gastly and Spiritomb
Doubt it. Give me some concrete proof famalam

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:47:19 No.28500981 Report

Quoted By: >>28501016

>>28500860

Rock-type pokemon ARE shit :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:47:49 No.28500987 Report

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>>28500906

I don't do headcanons.

Such a unappealing word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:48:30 No.28501001 Report

Quoted By: >>28501075 >>28501080

>>28500960
They learn toxic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:48:38 No.28501009 Report

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>inb4 someone posts the moltres

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:48:49 No.28501014 Report

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>>28500960
What if ectoplasm is just ghost shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:48:51 No.28501016 Report

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>>28500981

No. Rock-type Pokémon are living beings with thoughts, feeling and etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:50:08 No.28501063 Report

Quoted By: >>28501113

>>28500960

This is Pokémon. Not real life.

Pokémon can do whatever the writers say they can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:50:37 No.28501075 Report

Quoted By: >>28501159

>>28501001
So Unown, Wobbuffet, Wynaut, Kricketot, Burmy, Tynamo, and Spewpa are physically unable to shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:50:42 No.28501080 Report

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>>28501001
Irrelevant statement, has nothing to do with poop unless you prove Toxic is actually poop
>>28501014
What if you had actual proof

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:51:52 No.28501112 Report

Quoted By: >>28501166 >>28501170

>>28500792
>>28500860
Have you heard of the parrotfish?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parrotfish#Feeding

They eat coral, digest algae and shit off of it, then shut the remnants out as sand. Enough sand to build islands and sculpt beaches, apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:51:54 No.28501113 Report

Quoted By: >>28501191

>>28501063
>I have no argument
Nice to know I'm right :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:53:51 No.28501159 Report

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>>28501075
It's more that they're too retarded to make actual use of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:54:09 No.28501166 Report

Quoted By: >>28501350

>>28501112
Metal as fuck but I don't see how this makes Regirock shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:54:16 No.28501170 Report

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>>28501112

I wonder do a Parrotfish Pokémon exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:55:17 No.28501191 Report

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>>28501113

You are wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:56:43 No.28501226 Report

Quoted By: >>28501293 >>28501448

>>28501191
No, I'm right. Kill yourself, Richard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:59:18 No.28501293 Report

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>>28501226
You are wrong, accept it. The Pokédex is on my side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:02:04 No.28501350 Report

Quoted By: >>28501421

>>28501166
He's a legendary. I don't think the eat, much less shit.

Poffins and Poképuffs don't count.

>>28501170
It'd make a great Pokémon. Water/Steel with strong jaw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:05:30 No.28501421 Report

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>>28501350

I agree. I look forward to Game freak introducing Parrotfish Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:06:32 No.28501448 Report

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>>28501226

You are wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:08:38 No.28501486 Report

Quoted By: >>28501586

>>28500960
Since a Firelamp and a Sludge can fuck and breed, i'm pretty sure that they can poop.
They all eat berry.

Also,
Clefarry poop is cannon in pkm manga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:10:39 No.28501532 Report

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>>28500449
Unless Darumaka shits out untainted hot coal I agree.

What the fuck is up with humans of the Pokemon world and their overreliance of pokemon? Is it really that much of a problem to create charcoal by themselves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:12:56 No.28501586 Report

Quoted By: >>28501677

>>28501486
That manga is non-canon as shit. Pokémon can't talk for a start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:17:33 No.28501677 Report

Quoted By: >>28501919 >>28502167

>>28501586
>mewtwo
>latias
>zoroak
>chatot
>tons of other mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:29:16 No.28501919 Report

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>>28501677
>Murkrow
>Rotom, apparently

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:32:41 No.28501994 Report

Quoted By: >>28502027 >>28502215

only Moltres

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:34:04 No.28502027 Report

Quoted By: >>28502080

>>28501994
NO.NOBODY WANT IT.

MODS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:35:18 No.28502055 Report

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Yes, I remember in the anime they talked about pokemon corprolites.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:36:25 No.28502080 Report

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>>28502027
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL OF IT, JUSTIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:40:25 No.28502167 Report

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>>28501677
>implying the anime/pokeSpe is canon

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:42:36 No.28502215 Report

Quoted By: >>28502256

>>28501994
Bring in the autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:43:28 No.28502235 Report

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>>28500491
Prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:44:19 No.28502256 Report

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>>28502215
what ever happened to justin?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:59:52 No.28502597 Report

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Pokemon scat is hot

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