The constant Smogon hate threads shitting up this board are getting annoying, so why don't we just create our own fucking meta? I propose we create a meta that more accurately represents fair in-game play without the cancer of VGC or the autism of Smogon.

Clauses:
>Sleep Clause
>OHKO Clause
>Item Clause

Banned Pokemon:
>All major legendaries (With a few notable exceptions)
>All mythics (No exceptions)
>Mega Gengar
>Mega Kangaskhan

Exceptions:
>Kyurem
>Zygarde

Alright /vp/, how can we flesh out this meta more?