Welp.

I wanted at least a day or two more of fun, but three strikes and I'm out. Where did I go wrong?

>Strike 1. Timezones. I'm aware that all that good stuff is in Washington state, and I was going to make some bullshit about relocation, but you know.

>Strike 2. Trial Captains misinfo. Welp. I had no idea that people had done the whole thing with the captains on the same island. Didn't deal as big a blow as the previous strike, but a chip away is a chip away.

>Final Strike. Butterfree. The final nail in my faggot coffin. I had resources open making sure that I didn't contradict anything, and there I went, talking about a Pokemon that was in the fucking Pokefinder artwork. Eh.

Anyways, all I ever wanted was to go back to a time where people started taking leaks seriously. Greentext lists full of "I work at GameStop" and all that bullshit is getting dry, and I wanted to reinvigorate the fun that we used to have in between trailers.

So yeah, I'm a liar, but it was fun wasn't it?

Anyways, as this thread carries on, I'll give information behind my process for the fake leaks myself, because while you guys picked up a lot of what I was laying down, there's some stuff you got wrong.