I sexually Identify as an Aggron. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of claiming an entire mountain as my own and mercilessly beat up anyone that violates it. People say to me that a person being an Aggron is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel plates, horns and a tail on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Aggron” and respect my right to dig underground for iron and defend my mountain territory. If you can’t accept me you’re a Aggrophobe and need to check your Pokemon privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.