/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #28619556

[33 / 10 / ?]

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 21:27:21 No.28619556 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28619749 >>28619885 >>28620055 >>28621911 >>28622020 >>28622058 >>28622121 >>28625820 >>28628184 >>28628346 >>28629140 >>28629198 >>28631359

>Meloetta suddenly appears on your lap

What do?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IMG_20160918_173757.jpg, 22KiB, 300x300

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 21:38:19 No.28619749 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619556
Wew Lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 21:46:27 No.28619885 Report

Quoted By: >>28622081

>>28619556
Lift her up with my erection

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1473736882328.gif, 702KiB, 314x186

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 21:55:23 No.28620055 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619556

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Raichu a love song.png, 594KiB, 1000x1828

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:18:27 No.28621759 Report

Quoted By: >>28621885

Ask to cuddle most likely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:24:43 No.28621885 Report

Quoted By:

>>28621759
Don't ask, just do it.
Cuddle the shit out of her. That's what she gets for randomly sitting on me and being all cute and stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:25:46 No.28621911 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619556
Catch and box.

NOT N

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Not N.png, 158KiB, 291x281

NOT N Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:27:03 No.28621939 Report

Quoted By: >>28621961

Release it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:27:53 No.28621961 Report

Quoted By:

>>28621939
>it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:28:57 No.28621992 Report

Quoted By: >>28629671 >>28631018 >>28631080

Reminder that Meloetta isn't female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:30:09 No.28622020 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619556
Wrap arms around and kiss top of head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:31:59 No.28622058 Report

Quoted By: >>28622098

>>28619556
*unzips boner*

you're not getting away this time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:33:21 No.28622081 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619885
Meloetta: "hm..whats this?" *looks at cute erection in wonder*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:34:23 No.28622098 Report

Quoted By: >>28630887

>>28622058
*pulls back foreskin*

*puts on condom*

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 456234523453453245.jpg, 133KiB, 540x724

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:35:11 No.28622121 Report

Quoted By: >>28623689

>>28619556
Start freaking out because Im pretty sure it would look scary as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:37:02 No.28622148 Report

Quoted By:

Catch it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:39:29 No.28622187 Report

Quoted By: >>28622458

Use it to beat the shit put of people. If it refuses I beat it. It's not an animal or a person so I wouldn't get charged. Beat people up with it until it gets taken away, put down or killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:52:29 No.28622458 Report

Quoted By:

>>28622187
lol so fanny xd

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1467836156604.jpg, 33KiB, 500x500

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2016 23:54:51 No.28622506 Report

Quoted By:

I'm going to fill every possible hole

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Meloing Out.jpg, 776KiB, 1068x1000

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 00:48:04 No.28623582 Report

Quoted By:

Guys, I think I fucked up. I took her to see a scary movie expecting to be clung to, but she's enthralled and I'm cowering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 00:53:19 No.28623689 Report

Quoted By:

>>28622121
Too much boogie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 02:33:07 No.28625820 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619556
I do a mating press.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 03:04:20 No.28626497 Report

Quoted By:

Fucking throw it off of my lap, there's a fucking seat right next to me you idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 04:46:32 No.28628184 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619556

Try to fight my boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 04:49:52 No.28628238 Report

Quoted By:

cuddle her and then bring out the icing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 04:58:37 No.28628346 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619556
>rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 05:54:41 No.28629140 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619556
>what the actual fuck
>what the fuck are you doing here
>how did you get here
>holy fuck that is a catchy ass fucking song
>bitch you gonna be famous
>fuck I need to learn how to be a manager

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 05:59:25 No.28629198 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619556
Tie her up and dick her.

Then make her wear a ball gag so she can't sing

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO yes and.jpg, 30KiB, 125x193

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 06:37:57 No.28629671 Report

Quoted By:

>>28621992

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 09:14:57 No.28630887 Report

Quoted By:

>>28622098

>Condom

Go away

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 09:36:31 No.28631018 Report

Quoted By:

>>28621992
You can still fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 09:44:56 No.28631080 Report

Quoted By:

>>28621992
She's female enough

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO pobrane.jpg, 11KiB, 194x259

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 10:24:38 No.28631359 Report

Quoted By:

>>28619556
Yay, free cutie to cuddle.

And then i will use her to conquest music companies as her Manager and i will have money

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches