I want to kill this character. I mean really kill him. I want him scrubbed from existence. Every DVD he's on destroyed, every magazine he's in burned, every hard-drive he's on factory wiped, every episode showing him re-edited or straight up rewritten so he's not in it and the digital devices hoising the original episodes magnetised. I want every tangible peace of evidence that he ever existed thrown into the fires of Mount Doom. I have never hated anything so much in my life, be they real or fiction.

Thank you for reading my unbridled autistic hatred of a fictional character.